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96ukssob 08-07-2009 11:22 AM

Police: "We dont have time..."
 
Wow, right now words can not express my thoughts after I just got off the phone with the local Florida police department.

This guy has been trying to scam me for $2400 bucks. Tells me that he is near where I live (thinking I live somewhere else in NJ because I responded to an ad on CL) then says "oh, I'm in Florida for business this month."

He tells me that he wants a money order sent, so I tell him I will, then he gives me a fake USPS tracking number (I confirmed with USPS as well saw people posting the same message Yahoo questions). He now tells me that he demands that I call the local bank to have the cash available for him to pick up. I play along with his game and tell him I will message him back.

Meanwhile, he has no bank account, no drivers license, nothing. Says he needs the cash to be there and for me to give them a secret pass code to know its him :1orglaugh

So I call to the local police and tell them what is happening. I said anyone who isnt internet savvey would of probably fell for this, can you help clean off one more scammer off the street. Instead this is their response:
police: just call your local police, we don't have time to deal with stuff like this, we have bigger crimes going on.

me: he is trying to steal $2,400 from me, there is nothing you can do?
(meanwhile, they didn't even ask if i really sent the cashiers check or not)

police: you should use better judgment when buying things online. call your bank and tell them not to allow him to take any funds, there is nothing we can do.

me: so I just want to make sure. i have the guys email address, convos, phone number (prepaid cell) and i found out what computer cafe he is at doing this though his IP address and there is nothing you will do

police: correct sir, like i said we dont have time to deal with something like this. in the future please be more cautious. you can file a report but there is nothing we can really do past that.
FUCKING WOW! no wonder why there are so many scammers, they know they probably have no chance of being caught with the police

Anyone near Miami want to go punch this guy in the balls for me? :1orglaugh

Far-L 08-07-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16157942)
Wow, right now words can not express my thoughts after I just got off the phone with the local Florida police department.

This guy has been trying to scam me for $2400 bucks. Tells me that he is near where I live (thinking I live somewhere else in NJ because I responded to an ad on CL) then says "oh, I'm in Florida for business this month."

He tells me that he wants a money order sent, so I tell him I will, then he gives me a fake USPS tracking number (I confirmed with USPS as well saw people posting the same message Yahoo questions). He now tells me that he demands that I call the local bank to have the cash available for him to pick up. I play along with his game and tell him I will message him back.

Meanwhile, he has no bank account, no drivers license, nothing. Says he needs the cash to be there and for me to give them a secret pass code to know its him :1orglaugh

So I call to the local police and tell them what is happening. I said anyone who isnt internet savvey would of probably fell for this, can you help clean off one more scammer off the street. Instead this is their response:
police: just call your local police, we don't have time to deal with stuff like this, we have bigger crimes going on.

me: he is trying to steal $2,400 from me, there is nothing you can do?
(meanwhile, they didn't even ask if i really sent the cashiers check or not)

police: you should use better judgment when buying things online. call your bank and tell them not to allow him to take any funds, there is nothing we can do.

me: so I just want to make sure. i have the guys email address, convos, phone number (prepaid cell) and i found out what computer cafe he is at doing this though his IP address and there is nothing you will do

police: correct sir, like i said we dont have time to deal with something like this. in the future please be more cautious. you can file a report but there is nothing we can really do past that.
FUCKING WOW! no wonder why there are so many scammers, they know they probably have no chance of being caught with the police

Anyone near Miami want to go punch this guy in the balls for me? :1orglaugh

Internet fraud is not something that your local police department would handle. That would be for the FBI.

Fletch XXX 08-07-2009 11:29 AM

man local cops are being investigated for killing a man, putting his body in car and torching him. The charred car and remains were found just behind the police station LOL

cops are amazing creatures

http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news...390.xml&coll=1

96ukssob 08-07-2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 16157968)
Internet fraud is not something that your local police department would handle. That would be for the FBI.

And that is who I called first. Dealing with this in college, I figured it would be the FBI... they told me to call the police :mad:

Tom_PM 08-07-2009 11:36 AM

Jeez, no wonder dateline sends out chris hanson to catch criminals. Give him a shout, lol.

L-Pink 08-07-2009 11:41 AM

Unless you slip "hate crime" somewhere in your conversation no one will do shit.



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Makaveli 08-07-2009 11:55 AM

You're just a peon slave. They don't care about your money. They just care out the bankers money.

baddog 08-07-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16157942)
Anyone near Miami want to go punch this guy in the balls for me? :1orglaugh

Yesterday you said you were flying to Miami. Do it yourself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 16157968)
Internet fraud is not something that your local police department would handle. That would be for the FBI.

Actually, some cities police departments have an Internet Crime Division. I know my city does and we are not as big as Miami.

epitome 08-07-2009 12:07 PM

Like Bad Dog said, many police stations have a department that handles financial crimes. Maybe go to the next biggest department, like your county?

You may also try the Florida Attorney General's office. They would be the one that would ultimately press charges against him anyway.

I don't know why the FBI wouldn't take this...sounds like an Interstate crime to me...that's what they handle!

I wouldn't image that money orders are treated like currency by the government or you could try the Secret Service as that is right up their alley. Their two responsibilities are money and protecting important people.

MetaMan 08-07-2009 12:16 PM

Police are to busy catching working men coming home from work who can AFFORD to pay tickets, do you really think they would waste their time with a scammer who probably has no money in the firstplace?

think about it.

pornguy 08-07-2009 12:24 PM

Honestly it comes down to money.. The less money they have, the less divisions they have. So you end up with a homicide cop trying to work Internet fraud.. You think they like it?? Last week it was most likely their mom that got ripped off.

seeandsee 08-07-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16157942)
Wow, right now words can not express my thoughts after I just got off the phone with the local Florida police department.

This guy has been trying to scam me for $2400 bucks. Tells me that he is near where I live (thinking I live somewhere else in NJ because I responded to an ad on CL) then says "oh, I'm in Florida for business this month."

He tells me that he wants a money order sent, so I tell him I will, then he gives me a fake USPS tracking number (I confirmed with USPS as well saw people posting the same message Yahoo questions). He now tells me that he demands that I call the local bank to have the cash available for him to pick up. I play along with his game and tell him I will message him back.

Meanwhile, he has no bank account, no drivers license, nothing. Says he needs the cash to be there and for me to give them a secret pass code to know its him :1orglaugh

So I call to the local police and tell them what is happening. I said anyone who isnt internet savvey would of probably fell for this, can you help clean off one more scammer off the street. Instead this is their response:
police: just call your local police, we don't have time to deal with stuff like this, we have bigger crimes going on.

me: he is trying to steal $2,400 from me, there is nothing you can do?
(meanwhile, they didn't even ask if i really sent the cashiers check or not)

police: you should use better judgment when buying things online. call your bank and tell them not to allow him to take any funds, there is nothing we can do.

me: so I just want to make sure. i have the guys email address, convos, phone number (prepaid cell) and i found out what computer cafe he is at doing this though his IP address and there is nothing you will do

police: correct sir, like i said we dont have time to deal with something like this. in the future please be more cautious. you can file a report but there is nothing we can really do past that.
FUCKING WOW! no wonder why there are so many scammers, they know they probably have no chance of being caught with the police

Anyone near Miami want to go punch this guy in the balls for me? :1orglaugh

2400 is nothing to corrupt police :D :1orglaugh

gwidomains 08-07-2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16157973)
man local cops are being investigated for killing a man, putting his body in car and torching him. The charred car and remains were found just behind the police station LOL

cops are amazing creatures

http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news...390.xml&coll=1

They are busy arresting ppl in their own homes :2 cents:

:winkwink:

Matt 26z 08-07-2009 12:44 PM

If you and the scammer lived in the same city I'll bet they would have pursued it.

96ukssob 08-07-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16158090)
Yesterday you said you were flying to Miami. Do it yourself.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that was a joke, Ibill is not flying me in to Miami for Internext

candyflip 08-07-2009 01:50 PM

The local cops here in my town are all under investigation from the Chief down for:

1. covering up an auto accident caused by one of their officers who was drinking at a local bar (while on duty and in uniform). He hit someone and took off from the scene. Turns out he was drunk and had been snorting a few grams of coke.

2. Covering up for another officer who was stopping women and telling them that he'd let them out of their ticket if they'd have sex with him. He was stalking two women on top of this and his fellow officers were helping to cover it up.

The officer who caused the accident and Officer Stalker were both tried and are now locked up. The investigation into the others is still on going, but everyone including the Chief have been suspended without pay. They were busted shredding documents, Enron style as well.

96ukssob 08-07-2009 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 16158232)
If you and the scammer lived in the same city I'll bet they would have pursued it.

not entirely true. in college someone about 10 miles away tried to get a car loan in my name. the chevy dealership called me to tell me they could not verify my income... i thought it was a joke and they gave me the credit app. took it to the police and they did NOTHING!

u-Bob 08-07-2009 02:03 PM

They are all busy tasering people at sports games and lying about it until someone releases a video about it on youtube.

baddog 08-07-2009 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16158447)
had been snorting a few grams of coke.

:1orglaugh

candyflip 08-07-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16158508)
:1orglaugh

They had him on video drinking in the bar in uniform as well.

Hearing the stories come out in the course of the various investigations have been funny, but totally sickening at the same time.

PS. The coke here sucks, so it is possible to snort a few grams yourself and not be dead :winkwink:

Voodoo 08-07-2009 02:56 PM

Maybe you are misinformed about what the police are actually here for?

They are NOT there to protect you, your money, your safety or your well being. They are there to systematically protect the people "on the whole" as an auxiliary backup system to "The People".

Police Have No Duty To Protect Individuals
http://www.firearmsandliberty.com/ka...rotection.html

Cyber Fucker 08-07-2009 04:21 PM

Police sucks :2 cents:

hypedough 08-07-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16157973)
man local cops are being investigated for killing a man, putting his body in car and torching him. The charred car and remains were found just behind the police station LOL

cops are amazing creatures

http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news...390.xml&coll=1

Yea but that's NO dude.

donkevlar 08-07-2009 04:58 PM

candyflip. please link me to whatever your avatar is from, that is the best thing i've ever seen. I'm going down to the tshirt shop to make a replica

DaddyHalbucks 08-07-2009 05:38 PM

Try the FBI and the FTC. The alleged perp is probably known to them already, he probably has a criminal record..

LoveSandra 08-07-2009 05:42 PM

police suck cocks

onwebcam 08-07-2009 06:05 PM

They are too busy writing people tickets generating revenue for the city. No time for the real criminals.

bdld 08-07-2009 06:19 PM

and every time they want to raise taxes to hire more police, people vote no, dumb asses.

MetaMan 08-07-2009 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld (Post 16159678)
and every time they want to raise taxes to hire more police, people vote no, dumb asses.

please explain to me why we need more police?

why the hell on earth would you ever want more police?

if you want a police state move to north korea.

SexMyWife 08-07-2009 06:29 PM

Wow, that is so sad that no one will really do anything about some scum like this guy.:mad:

VeriSexy 08-08-2009 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 16159595)
They are too busy writing people tickets generating revenue for the city. No time for the real criminals.

that is spot on


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