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marketsmart 09-23-2009 04:42 PM

I Am Looking To Hire A Helicopter Pilot & Demolitions Expert..
 
must have clean driving record and ability to pass a lie detector test...

part-time (14 days of planning + 1 day actual work)...

$20-$30 mill depending on experience...

email resume to: [email protected]

sandman! 09-23-2009 04:43 PM

im in!!!!!!!!!!

Persius 09-23-2009 04:44 PM

You have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.

Something horrible is happening inside of you and you don't know why. Your nightly bloodlust has overflown into your days. You feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think your mask of sanity is about to slip.

kbauerctu 09-23-2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16354379)
must have clean driving record and ability to pass a lie detector test...

part-time (14 days of planning + 1 day actual work)...

$20-$30 mill depending on experience...

email resume to: [email protected]

(www).stuff.co.nz/world/europe/2896610/Chopper-used-in-bold-heist-in-Sweden[/url]

So I guess you found someone?

pimpware 09-23-2009 04:51 PM

Hey twin towers already went down !! Get some fresh ideas

marketsmart 09-23-2009 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius (Post 16354389)
You have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.

Something horrible is happening inside of you and you don't know why. Your nightly bloodlust has overflown into your days. You feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think your mask of sanity is about to slip.

You have mistaken me for that dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

dyna mo 09-23-2009 04:57 PM

no drug test! i'm in.

woj 09-23-2009 04:57 PM

:1orglaugh

Persius 09-23-2009 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16354431)
You have mistaken me for that dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Just admit that you need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, uh, you have no other way to fulfill your needs.

L-Pink 09-23-2009 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16354449)
no drug test! i'm in.

Me, sniffle ..... sniffle ..... too ..... sniffle ..... fuck I can't feel my teeth ..... I'm in!

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marketsmart 09-23-2009 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius (Post 16354635)
Just admit that you need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, uh, you have no other way to fulfill your needs.

hookers and cocaine keep my feelings at bay until i can no longer subside my need to feed my obession....

alias 09-23-2009 05:50 PM

What ex navy seals do for work I guess.

MediaManiac 09-23-2009 05:52 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeing the title made me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh. heard it on the news about it..


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