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Old 09-23-2009, 04:42 PM   #1
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I Am Looking To Hire A Helicopter Pilot & Demolitions Expert..

must have clean driving record and ability to pass a lie detector test...

part-time (14 days of planning + 1 day actual work)...

$20-$30 mill depending on experience...

email resume to: [email protected]
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:43 PM   #2
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:44 PM   #3
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You have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.

Something horrible is happening inside of you and you don't know why. Your nightly bloodlust has overflown into your days. You feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think your mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:51 PM   #4
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must have clean driving record and ability to pass a lie detector test...

part-time (14 days of planning + 1 day actual work)...

$20-$30 mill depending on experience...

email resume to: [email protected]
(www).stuff.co.nz/world/europe/2896610/Chopper-used-in-bold-heist-in-Sweden[/url]

So I guess you found someone?
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:51 PM   #5
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Hey twin towers already went down !! Get some fresh ideas
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:54 PM   #6
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You have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.

Something horrible is happening inside of you and you don't know why. Your nightly bloodlust has overflown into your days. You feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think your mask of sanity is about to slip.
You have mistaken me for that dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:57 PM   #7
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no drug test! i'm in.
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:57 PM   #8
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:42 PM   #9
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You have mistaken me for that dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
Just admit that you need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, uh, you have no other way to fulfill your needs.
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:45 PM   #10
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no drug test! i'm in.
Me, sniffle ..... sniffle ..... too ..... sniffle ..... fuck I can't feel my teeth ..... I'm in!

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Old 09-23-2009, 05:49 PM   #11
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Just admit that you need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, uh, you have no other way to fulfill your needs.
hookers and cocaine keep my feelings at bay until i can no longer subside my need to feed my obession....
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:50 PM   #12
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:52 PM   #13
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