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MrPotatoBread 12-03-2009 01:24 AM

Worst gift you ever got for xmas?
 
Whats the worst gift someone ever got you for xmas???

Marcus Aurelius 12-03-2009 02:06 AM

A stolen car when I was 15.

My dad had bought it from a local man who had it in his yard with a sign on it. Apparently the guy got busted the day after my dad bought it from him and the cops showed up in our yard demanding it back. Of course my dad gave it back and got half of his money back (guy had spent the other half on god knows what).

sexandcash 12-03-2009 03:15 AM

my Aunt sent me this book about "cool ways to do oragami with $1 bills" or something like that

It came with my VERY OWN $1 bill to begin learning the art of dollar oragami.

Needless to say, this was and shall always be my least favorite gift received.

Raf1 12-03-2009 03:20 AM

probably socks and stuff like that, but nothing worth writing about :)

jerryb 12-03-2009 03:25 AM

Pair of sox, a shirt and a piece of ass..........

And, all of them were 3 sizes too big. :smilie_we:smilie_we

John-ACWM 12-03-2009 03:28 AM

One Christmas I got nothing. It was sad.

Sarah_Jayne 12-03-2009 05:30 AM

My mother in law gets me the same perfume every Christmas. Which isn't really a big problem because I do use it but she gives me these huge bottles which I would never get through in a decade let alone a year. So, I have a ton of them stored up from when she gives me a new one every year.

Poindexterity 12-03-2009 07:15 AM

when i was 10, me and my sister were upset cause we were moving again.

for christmas that year, our parents got us suitcases.

Babaganoosh 12-03-2009 08:30 AM

I got a "World's Best Dad" mug from a serious girlfriend. I don't have kids. I thought she was trying to tell me she was pregnant. After I was sure she wasn't I was relieved that I wouldn't be stuck with her for the next 18 years. I broke up with her shortly after.

Lace 12-03-2009 08:50 AM

Clothes mostly. Hate relatives trying to shop for clothes for me. I've got some in the closest still with tags on them which will be going to donation whenever I decide to take a break from work and clean out the old stuff.

CaptainHowdy 12-03-2009 08:53 AM

A lousy blowjob from an ex-girlfriend...

Arnox 12-03-2009 08:55 AM

Curtains.

Yeah.

LauraLee 12-03-2009 09:01 AM

I received an automatic shower cleaner as a present one xmas. Pathetic and hilarious all rolled into one.

No clue where the motivation for that came from, as I keep my bathrooms spotless.

munki 12-03-2009 09:02 AM

Stratego the board game...

What really made it bad, was not the game itself...

Getting it from 3 different relatives

4 different years in a row. That's the definition of poor gift giving...

"Heh, look that POS game is for sale for 5 bones, let get like 50 copies and give it to relatives we don't like"

NBBCash Matze 12-03-2009 09:14 AM

Aquarium BluRay from my big brother last year. I've never seen something boring and useless before. We both could laugh about that crap (it wasn't the only present I became from him).

Cyber Fucker 12-03-2009 09:18 AM

some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

http://images.replacements.com/image...979S0371T2.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 12-03-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbwebmaster (Post 16610984)
some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

http://images.replacements.com/image...979S0371T2.jpg

Weird..so you can pretend a church is on fire? Merry Christmas.

Cyber Fucker 12-03-2009 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16611017)
Weird..so you can pretend a church is on fire? Merry Christmas.

Weird indeed, I got it from my auntie. She has always been giving shitty presents. However, most of my family and friends have always been giving me cool presents like money, books, chocolates. :thumbsup

uvort 12-03-2009 09:56 AM

Jojoba soap and a hard boiled egg carrier...

katharos 12-03-2009 09:57 AM

divorce of my parents last year :)

katharos 12-03-2009 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbwebmaster (Post 16610984)
some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

http://images.replacements.com/image...979S0371T2.jpg

:1orglaugh thats some serious crap :)

Paper_Amar 12-03-2009 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 16610077)
Pair of sox, a shirt and a piece of ass..........

And, all of them were 3 sizes too big. :smilie_we:smilie_we

Classic!

pixovore 12-03-2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbwebmaster (Post 16610984)
some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

http://images.replacements.com/image...979S0371T2.jpg

This one beats it all so far : Congrats to the temporary winner!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh!!!!

Martin 12-03-2009 11:20 AM

My brother bought me a CD and when I opened it, it had no CD in it.

96ukssob 12-03-2009 11:22 AM

One year I was dating this girl who re-gifted me cash that her grandfather gave her. Not just that, but she also took out $3 to buy a card.

talk about lame and no effort... hence, why she is an ex :thumbsup

xNetworx 12-03-2009 11:26 AM

A fish book. I was like WTF is this shit!

PamiebDVD 12-03-2009 11:58 AM

My parents gave me an auto escape hammer one year. I was already living on the coast in California (had to remind them that if I ended up in water it meant that I drove into the ocean) and I had a convertible with a manual top.

Scott McD 12-03-2009 12:02 PM

Hmmm, can't really think of anything to be honest.

I'm too greatful of things to actually say anything sucks. It's the thought that counts after all, hehe...

Deesnuts 12-03-2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 16610077)
Pair of sox, a shirt and a piece of ass..........

And, all of them were 3 sizes too big. :smilie_we:smilie_we

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Calico Jack 12-03-2009 02:02 PM

A 30 cent yellow Bic ballpoint pen taped inside a Christmas card...truly! It is the only gift I ever got off my mother's partner of 30 years (essentially my step father). He was a cheap bastard. I hated him even more them ever after that.


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