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MrPotatoBread · 12-03-2009, 01:24 AM

Whats the worst gift someone ever got you for xmas???

Marcus Aurelius · 12-03-2009, 02:06 AM

A stolen car when I was 15.

My dad had bought it from a local man who had it in his yard with a sign on it. Apparently the guy got busted the day after my dad bought it from him and the cops showed up in our yard demanding it back. Of course my dad gave it back and got half of his money back (guy had spent the other half on god knows what).

sexandcash · 12-03-2009, 03:15 AM

my Aunt sent me this book about "cool ways to do oragami with $1 bills" or something like that

It came with my VERY OWN $1 bill to begin learning the art of dollar oragami.

Needless to say, this was and shall always be my least favorite gift received.

Raf1 · 12-03-2009, 03:20 AM

probably socks and stuff like that, but nothing worth writing about

jerryb · 12-03-2009, 03:25 AM

Pair of sox, a shirt and a piece of ass..........

And, all of them were 3 sizes too big.

John-ACWM · 12-03-2009, 03:28 AM

One Christmas I got nothing. It was sad.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-03-2009, 05:30 AM

My mother in law gets me the same perfume every Christmas. Which isn't really a big problem because I do use it but she gives me these huge bottles which I would never get through in a decade let alone a year. So, I have a ton of them stored up from when she gives me a new one every year.

Poindexterity · 12-03-2009, 07:15 AM

when i was 10, me and my sister were upset cause we were moving again.

for christmas that year, our parents got us suitcases.

Babaganoosh · 12-03-2009, 08:30 AM

I got a "World's Best Dad" mug from a serious girlfriend. I don't have kids. I thought she was trying to tell me she was pregnant. After I was sure she wasn't I was relieved that I wouldn't be stuck with her for the next 18 years. I broke up with her shortly after.

Lace · 12-03-2009, 08:50 AM

Clothes mostly. Hate relatives trying to shop for clothes for me. I've got some in the closest still with tags on them which will be going to donation whenever I decide to take a break from work and clean out the old stuff.

CaptainHowdy · 12-03-2009, 08:53 AM

A lousy blowjob from an ex-girlfriend...

Arnox · 12-03-2009, 08:55 AM

Curtains.

Yeah.

LauraLee · 12-03-2009, 09:01 AM

I received an automatic shower cleaner as a present one xmas. Pathetic and hilarious all rolled into one.

No clue where the motivation for that came from, as I keep my bathrooms spotless.

munki · 12-03-2009, 09:02 AM

Stratego the board game...

What really made it bad, was not the game itself...

Getting it from 3 different relatives

4 different years in a row. That's the definition of poor gift giving...

"Heh, look that POS game is for sale for 5 bones, let get like 50 copies and give it to relatives we don't like"

NBBCash Matze · 12-03-2009, 09:14 AM

Aquarium BluRay from my big brother last year. I've never seen something boring and useless before. We both could laugh about that crap (it wasn't the only present I became from him).

Cyber Fucker · 12-03-2009, 09:18 AM

some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

Sarah_Jayne · 12-03-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by bbwebmaster

some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

Weird..so you can pretend a church is on fire? Merry Christmas.

Cyber Fucker · 12-03-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Weird..so you can pretend a church is on fire? Merry Christmas.

Weird indeed, I got it from my auntie. She has always been giving shitty presents. However, most of my family and friends have always been giving me cool presents like money, books, chocolates.

uvort · 12-03-2009, 09:56 AM

Jojoba soap and a hard boiled egg carrier...

katharos · 12-03-2009, 09:57 AM

divorce of my parents last year

katharos · 12-03-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bbwebmaster

some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

thats some serious crap

Paper_Amar · 12-03-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryb

Pair of sox, a shirt and a piece of ass..........

And, all of them were 3 sizes too big.

Classic!

pixovore · 12-03-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bbwebmaster

some creepy ceramic house for a candle ...something similar to this

This one beats it all so far : Congrats to the temporary winner!

!!!!

Martin · 12-03-2009, 11:20 AM

My brother bought me a CD and when I opened it, it had no CD in it.

96ukssob · 12-03-2009, 11:22 AM

One year I was dating this girl who re-gifted me cash that her grandfather gave her. Not just that, but she also took out $3 to buy a card.

talk about lame and no effort... hence, why she is an ex

xNetworx · 12-03-2009, 11:26 AM

A fish book. I was like WTF is this shit!

PamiebDVD · 12-03-2009, 11:58 AM

My parents gave me an auto escape hammer one year. I was already living on the coast in California (had to remind them that if I ended up in water it meant that I drove into the ocean) and I had a convertible with a manual top.

Scott McD · 12-03-2009, 12:02 PM

Hmmm, can't really think of anything to be honest.

I'm too greatful of things to actually say anything sucks. It's the thought that counts after all, hehe...

Deesnuts · 12-03-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb

Pair of sox, a shirt and a piece of ass..........

And, all of them were 3 sizes too big.

Calico Jack · 12-03-2009, 02:02 PM

A 30 cent yellow Bic ballpoint pen taped inside a Christmas card...truly! It is the only gift I ever got off my mother's partner of 30 years (essentially my step father). He was a cheap bastard. I hated him even more them ever after that.

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	A stolen car when I was 15. My dad had bought it from a local man who had it in his yard with a sign on it. Apparently the guy got busted the day after my dad bought it from him and the cops showed up in our yard demanding it back. Of course my dad gave it back and got half of his money back (guy had spent the other half on god knows what).

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	My mother in law gets me the same perfume every Christmas. Which isn't really a big problem because I do use it but she gives me these huge bottles which I would never get through in a decade let alone a year. So, I have a ton of them stored up from when she gives me a new one every year.

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Poindexterity Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: America's butthole, TX Posts: 882	when i was 10, me and my sister were upset cause we were moving again. for christmas that year, our parents got us suitcases.

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munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Stratego the board game... What really made it bad, was not the game itself... Getting it from 3 different relatives 4 different years in a row. That's the definition of poor gift giving... "Heh, look that POS game is for sale for 5 bones, let get like 50 copies and give it to relatives we don't like" __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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katharos So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,515	divorce of my parents last year

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	My brother bought me a CD and when I opened it, it had no CD in it. __________________

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96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	One year I was dating this girl who re-gifted me cash that her grandfather gave her. Not just that, but she also took out $3 to buy a card. talk about lame and no effort... hence, why she is an ex __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

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xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	A fish book. I was like WTF is this shit!

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Calico Jack Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,051	A 30 cent yellow Bic ballpoint pen taped inside a Christmas card...truly! It is the only gift I ever got off my mother's partner of 30 years (essentially my step father). He was a cheap bastard. I hated him even more them ever after that. __________________ Got Foot Fetish Traffic? These sites will make you $$$... Footsie Babes - Hot Legs & Feet - Kink's Foot Worship - Black Meat White Feet NAKED HOSTING (Certified Hosting)...Adult Web Hosting at its FINEST! Signup Here!