Damn vacuum
 

I have this "friend" whose wife went a bit nutty and gave him this gigantic hickey 2 days before spending xmas with thier families.

What does he do to get rid of it? Turtlenecks the only option???

a hickey? :eek7

are we 17?

dont stick ya cock in it

Sorry, I have to giggle. A big hickey when you are due to spend Christmas with the family. I've not had or given a hickey in YEARS!!

Advice: Yes turtlenecks are prolly your best option. If you really don't want to go down that road, then get yourself to a cosmetics store and get some GREEN foundation. Yep you heard right - Green. It'll take the red/purple out of the hickey but shouldn't be too obvious as makeup.:thumbsup

Act like nothing is wrong. When someone asks, tell them you put your cigarette out on your neck or something. Who cares

HEY!!! So I like having my neck sucked on. :b

Green huh? I'll have to send my wife out to pck me up some. Thanks beastiepoo!!!

I would wear a fullbody latex suit - that is alway a icebreaker at family dinners

or a "fatsuite"