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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: LA
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Damn vacuum
I have this "friend" whose wife went a bit nutty and gave him this gigantic hickey 2 days before spending xmas with thier families.
What does he do to get rid of it? Turtlenecks the only option???
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There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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a hickey?
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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dont stick ya cock in it
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#4 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips
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Sorry, I have to giggle. A big hickey when you are due to spend Christmas with the family. I've not had or given a hickey in YEARS!!
Advice: Yes turtlenecks are prolly your best option. If you really don't want to go down that road, then get yourself to a cosmetics store and get some GREEN foundation. Yep you heard right - Green. It'll take the red/purple out of the hickey but shouldn't be too obvious as makeup. ![]()
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Act like nothing is wrong. When someone asks, tell them you put your cigarette out on your neck or something. Who cares
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#6 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: LA
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HEY!!! So I like having my neck sucked on. :b
Green huh? I'll have to send my wife out to pck me up some. Thanks beastiepoo!!!
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#7 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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I would wear a fullbody latex suit - that is alway a icebreaker at family dinners
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#8 |
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or a "fatsuite"
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