Iced coffee rant
 

WHY the FUCK can't Starbucks / Dunkin' Donuts get my fucking ICED COFFEE RIGHT???

It's so fucking simple: iced coffee, large, cream, no sugar. SUGAR!! NOOO SUGAR!!!

How the fuck do you say NO SUGAR in whatever language you fucking speak in whatever fucking country you're from?

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Seriously.
Thank you.

Somebody get a lil to much sugar in their coffee?

I said - I said - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sugar.

LOL I mean, Jesus already.

There are many reasons I may or may not be a freak but asking for NO SUGAR in one's Iced Coffee should NOT be one of them, and should not result in stares, whispers, pointed fingers and, worse of all, SUGAR.

Just sayin'.

I wuv Starbucks.

Their ice cream is good too.

mmm I'd love a starbucks iced cinnamon dolce latte right about now :thumbsup

Tip well... if you go to the same one often enough they'll get it right because they'll remember you. That's what I do, I carry cash just for tipping...

It's like a reverse form of palm greasing... you'd be amazed at what you can pull off :thumbsup

Guy who likes iced coffee with no sugar = closet homo who overcompensates for his gayness by doing straight porn.

:-)

Serious question. Are you schizophrenic?

Edited for giggles.

Not wanting sugar does make you weird though :winkwink:

A stranger question would be: why do so many restaurants and diners NOT offer iced coffee? How difficult is it to store a pitcher of coffee in one of the refrigerators?

Instead they say hey can give you hot coffee and a glass of ice. You can't pour hot coffee over ice! It just dilutes the shit out of the coffee. Is it really that hard to refrigerate some fucking coffee?

And why can't you get soup in the Spring and Summer? They can't nuke a fucking bowl of soup year round?

I don't get it....

Someone had a few cups too many lol

ewww coffee without sugar =)

Unfortunately I'm all over NYC these days, stopping in differant places. You're right about tipping well, tho. :) Works great for Chinese delivery (ANY kind of delivery). :)

LOL Well, at least I'm subtle about it; those dudes who order 'low skim latte with no fat cinnamon dolce sprinkles...' are SCREAMINGLY gay. :D

Now, I could be snarky here but that would just confirm your suspicion. No, NOT schizo - just got a serious coffee jones going. :D

There is a long, alphabetized list of things that make me weird but not wanting sugar in my coffee is actually not on there. I like my sugar seperate, like in a muffin. Hey - YOU'RE a cute little muffin! Let me have some sugar, baby....

Excellent point. I wonder sometimes how these 'coffee shops' even survive when all they serve is (hot) Sanka. Shudder.

Iced coffee is stupid anyway -- and the thing I hate most about it is that I have to tell the Dunkin drive thru guy that I want HOT coffee. There's so many ice coffee drinking homos now, that they assume you mean Ice coffee when you make your order.

Dude, anyone who's going to the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and ordering thier shitty-ass weak-as-fuck HOT coffee is about as big a Homo as a person can be. I think what you described, in terms of your coffee-buying activities, is the actual Webster dictionary definition of HOMO.

:D

put them on trial

Change the coffee shop, dude! Try Italian coffee shops, they have excellent espresso

Obviously you don't hang in NYC. LOL

1. Running around, block-to-block, hey look! A Starbucks! Man I could use some Iced Coffee - or, as I like to call it, 'Yuppie Speed' - and then I gots problems.
2. Most 'good' Italian coffee shops, or cafes, don't do take out well. LOL

But I like the way you're thinkin'! At least you didn't wail on me for not wanting SUGAR in my fucking COFFEE. Haha!

what kind of faggot orders iced coffee with no sugar

He could be diabetic. Caffeine is hard on diabetics alone, with the sugar it's a death sentence!

The same kind of 'faggot' who lives in NYC and would fly to gay Hawaii just for the chance to spill that sugar-free iced coffee - by 'mistake', of course - onto your lillywhite short-shorts. heh

PS: what kind of faggot poi wears fucking flowers around their necks all day long?

Sugar can make you excited.