7 Signs That You?ve Given Up on Getting Laid
 

Chris Lathrop wrote this hilarious piece and I thought it's worth sharing to you pervs here.

Read the Seven Signs here.

I would put the pee stains around the toilet as the first and most important sign of them all...

I think there is only one sign :

Surfing GFY all day.

:1orglaugh

the south park tiger woods episode was pretty funny in regards to this "you mean a man would actually try to be successful just so he can sleep with many women?" lol

That would be the second most important sign for me...

when i am full of food, i cant think about it :)

This is why I've been sitting down to pee at home for a long time.

However, I failed on the very first sign. I have a pair of sneakers that stay on with two strips of velcro. :Oh crap

wow that's a fucking stupid blog post lol

I do that every once in a while just to spice things up...

But the most clear sign of giving up is when people can make songs out of your
phone conversations :



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

?so would you be open to an afternoon movie and you sucking my cock afterward?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

as mystery said, nature will unappologetically weed your genes out of existance!

I do it mostly because I'm too lazy to clean the aftermath.

Also, peeing sitting down is a nice rest from sitting in front of the computer all day.

That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with George wearning elastic band sweatpants!
Funny stuff!

that blog post sucked.

I piss in the handbasin. Its a better height and has a wider area

Wow, was I ever surprised to find I'm not guilty of any of those things.


Btw, who is Chris Laptop?

I just got used to standing in a puddle of urine

Oddly enough, I've only got one of those, and I don't even bother dealing with people unless I have to. The test is askew.

I would say it's the desire to survive, not desire not get laid.

Luckily I only resemble one of them. The paper and plastic thing. It is summer, I grill a lot and make sandwiches a lot so I use paper plates a lot. The girlfriend doesn't seem to mind.

scabs on your pee pee

yes but no...

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...rted-35309.jpg

Also i you find god you can have sex with thess 7 signs (yes to create son of god)...

Some of those are pretty funny but some are stupid.

Anyway if you are rich or famous you can do every single thing on that list and still get laid more than you could ever want I'm sure.

Sort of funny, but oddly enough, the guys I know who pick up the most women are pretty disgusting with their living habits. The clean I guys I know almost always go home empty handed. Go figure.

A lot of it is attitude and how you carry yourself. If you look a little too put together, that's sort of a turn off for women.

i was in the clear till girlfriend was removing my sandals, and i heard the horrible sound of velcro and thought to myself 'that's the first fucking sign!'

I was poor and never got laid.
Then I got rich, and the girls started coming around
I asked them "where were you when I was fucking poor?"
So I still
never get laid.

I'm so lonely...