".COM" sale!!! BIG NAMES, DOMAIN BARGAINS!! BUY NOW OR LOSE OUT!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:20 PM

DOT COMS FOR SALE:

*************** $55,000
LocalLove.com $35,000
SummerLeague.com $15,000
DirectDeposits.com $25,000
GodLovesYou.com $30,000
FreshPoultry.com $25,000
YourGenealogy.com $30,000
AntiqueFurnishings.com $25,000
FineAntiqueFurniture.com $25,000
DepositSafe.com $10,000
MaleSexDrive.com $15,000
FemaleSexDrive.com $15,000
DotComBusiness.com $25,000
BigFag.com $5,000
SickBitch.com $5,000
TotalLoser.com $5,000
DotGirls.com $15,000
EverythingOrganic.com $25,000
EverythingAntique.com $25,000

CONTACT ME AT [email protected]

THANK YOU!!!!

Pure Evil · 06-23-2006, 08:22 PM

what about bitchyougottabeoutyodamnmind.com?

Promo Chicks · 06-23-2006, 08:23 PM

Do you have Adult.com?

Expo_Vids · 06-23-2006, 08:23 PM

Got any domains in the $6-$8 range?

Good luck with your domain sale and God bless

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

what about bitchyougottabeoutyodamnmind.com?

Ya, I own that one too!

Hey, you look soooo familiar. I swear I know you! You know what, you look just like a vaginal discharge I had three months ago. It was bloody and yellowish/green and THICK . . . . just like you!

I will call you vaginal discharge from now on my friend!

Thank you all for the offers so far!!!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expo_Vids

Got any domains in the $6-$8 range?

Good luck with your domain sale and God bless

The only one in that range is:

Expo_Vids_is_a_bloody_stool_sample_indicating_ass_ cancer.com

That one you can have for $8!!!! Let me know ass cancer dude!

Expo_Vids · 06-23-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth

Ya, I own that one too!

Hey, you look soooo familiar. I swear I know you! You know what, you look just like a vaginal discharge I had three months ago. It was bloody and yellowish/green and THICK . . . . just like you!

I will call you vaginal discharge from now on my friend!

Thank you all for the offers so far!!!

VaginalDischarge.com - now that is a domain I would want to buy.

Madcatz · 06-23-2006, 08:30 PM

somthing smells of a middle man

Pure Evil · 06-23-2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madcatz

somthing smells of a middle man

middleman my ass. that stink can only come from a fake nick

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madcatz

somthing smells of a middle man

Try washing your dirty, hairy, disgusting ball sack and that smell will go away!

ROCK ON DOMAIN DUDES! WE LOVE YOU!!!

Expo_Vids · 06-23-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth

Try washing your dirty, hairy, disgusting ball sack and that smell will go away!

ROCK ON DOMAIN DUDES! WE LOVE YOU!!!

This thread is broken

Brujah · 06-23-2006, 08:35 PM

Is that you, KRL? ;)

Matt 26z · 06-23-2006, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madcatz

somthing smells of a middle man

Or a new nick after trying to sell them 10,000 times.

notabook · 06-23-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth

TotalLoser.com $5,000

You should probably keep that one for yourself just in case this whole domain selling thing doesn't work out for ya.

Pure Evil · 06-23-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth

Ya, I own that one too!

Hey, you look soooo familiar. I swear I know you! You know what, you look just like a vaginal discharge I had three months ago. It was bloody and yellowish/green and THICK . . . . just like you!

I will call you vaginal discharge from now on my friend!

Thank you all for the offers so far!!!

No actually i'm black. and you can call me what ever makes you happy, i dont get offended by shit that comes from trolls or people that are too scared to post from they regular nick.

BoyAlley · 06-23-2006, 08:40 PM

BigFag.com $5,000? WTF is your major malfunction?!?!?!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

middleman my ass. that stink can only come from a fake nick

That stink is coming from the organic implement you broke off in your fat ass.

Sorry for the confusion you disgusting fat slob.

Shave your ass you dim wit.

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Or a new nick after trying to sell them 10,000 times.

I am proud of you Matt. You have a domain collection to be proud of! Nobody wonders why you don't ever try to sell any of those pieces of pure gold. Sorry flunky but you is dumb! Too dumb for this game!!!

fallenmuffin · 06-23-2006, 08:45 PM

Lol.. good luck but I have to say I like your enthusiasm

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

BigFag.com $5,000? WTF is your major malfunction?!?!?!

I must say that your desire to suck stiff fat man cock is a pretty darn major problem consider you are a "male" you big fag.

I have one problem, and that is fuckers like you with your cum stained shorts dancing around saying how domains aren't worth anything, yet you pay $250 for an average crack smoking homo to suck you off.

I don't get it. You Big Fag!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Lol.. good luck but I have to say I like your enthusiasm

Thanks muffy!!!!!!!!!!!

SomeCreep · 06-23-2006, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth

DOT COMS FOR SALE:

*************** $55,000
LocalLove.com $35,000
SummerLeague.com $15,000
DirectDeposits.com $25,000
GodLovesYou.com $30,000
FreshPoultry.com $25,000
YourGenealogy.com $30,000
AntiqueFurnishings.com $25,000
FineAntiqueFurniture.com $25,000
DepositSafe.com $10,000
MaleSexDrive.com $15,000
FemaleSexDrive.com $15,000
DotComBusiness.com $25,000
BigFag.com $5,000
SickBitch.com $5,000
TotalLoser.com $5,000
DotGirls.com $15,000
EverythingOrganic.com $25,000
EverythingAntique.com $25,000

CONTACT ME AT [email protected]

THANK YOU!!!!

Lol, u got a new nick? I can offer you $50 for all of those.

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Lol, u got a new nick? I can offer you $50 for all of those.

I might take that. Let me know what your best domain is right now.

Post it in this thread so I can tell if you know what is what.

Thank you my friend!

Pure Evil · 06-23-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth

That stink is coming from the organic implement you broke off in your fat ass.

Sorry for the confusion you disgusting fat slob.

Shave your ass you dim wit.

bitch please. is that all you got?

your mommas saggy ass floppy orangutan titties probably got more fat than I have in my entire body.

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

bitch please. is that all you got?

your mommas saggy ass floppy orangutan titties probably got more fat than I have in my entire body.

Oh shit! I can tell you are an expert! I see that laughing smile face thingy. That means that you mean business!

Then you talk about my mamma!

I can tell you have much experience at this game.

Did I say you were my grandmother's anal discharge consisting of blood, corn and peanuts? Well, now everyone knows who you are (and what you are) you disgusting anal discharge that stained a very nice oriental rug, you fat fag.

Pure Evil · 06-23-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth

Oh shit! I can tell you are an expert! I see that laughing smile face thingy. That means that you mean business!

Then you talk about my mamma!

I can tell you have much experience at this game.

Did I say you were my grandmother's anal discharge consisting of blood, corn and peanuts? Well, now everyone knows who you are (and what you are) you disgusting anal discharge that stained a very nice oriental rug, you fat fag.

damn cant you even come up with anything even close to original?

and yeah, you must be a HUGE player........

except you still on AOL

now have fun while you can because your mama may actually come home tonight, and you wouldn't want her to catch you up past your bedtime.

Shelly Longstreth · 06-23-2006, 09:10 PM

".COM" sale!!! BIG NAMES, DOMAIN BARGAINS!! BUY NOW OR LOSE OUT!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

DOT COMS FOR SALE:

*************** $55,000
LocalLove.com $35,000
SummerLeague.com $15,000
DirectDeposits.com $25,000
GodLovesYou.com $30,000
FreshPoultry.com $25,000
YourGenealogy.com $30,000
AntiqueFurnishings.com $25,000
FineAntiqueFurniture.com $25,000
DepositSafe.com $10,000
MaleSexDrive.com $15,000
FemaleSexDrive.com $15,000
DotComBusiness.com $25,000
BigFag.com $5,000
SickBitch.com $5,000
TotalLoser.com $5,000
DotGirls.com $15,000
EverythingOrganic.com $25,000
EverythingAntique.com $25,000

CONTACT ME AT [email protected]

THANK YOU!!!!

micker · 06-23-2006, 10:38 PM

wow, is this the same shelly that was trolling the boards picking fights a month or two back, but with a new nick?

LiveDose · 06-23-2006, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

what about bitchyougottabeoutyodamnmind.com?

5 dolla...

serguei · 06-23-2006, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

what about bitchyougottabeoutyodamnmind.com?

The Ghost · 06-23-2006, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

what about bitchyougottabeoutyodamnmind.com?

Seriously though.... I'll take GodLovesYou.com. Contact me on IcQ.

Thanks.

lazycash · 06-23-2006, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by micker

wow, is this the same shelly that was trolling the boards picking fights a month or two back, but with a new nick?

Yep, same person, he also is Hey.... I know You! as well as over a dozen others. He's a big time troll who loves to post for sale domain threads then proceed to reply with 6th grade comebacks. He's been trying to move some of his domains on here for over two years and he's failed to realize that acting professionally might help him get a sale.

jscott · 06-23-2006, 11:10 PM

Shelly you must (MUST) be outta your fuckin mind

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-23-2006, 11:11 PM

all those domains and you still use AOL?

i'll sell you PoorFuck.com for $150,000

Marshal · 06-23-2006, 11:12 PM

did someone buy one domain? i'm sure i've seen this list at least 100 times so far...

06-23-2006, 11:13 PM

Cut the last 2 zeros and we can talk

KRL · 06-24-2006, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

Is that you, KRL? ;)

You gotta be kidding Bru. I don't talk that way.

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

You gotta be kidding Bru. I don't talk that way.

Well, maybe you should start! What if someone called you a fucking waste of a diaper? Would you be polite? Would you try to tell them how you really feel? I say drop your pants and shit all over the trolls posting crap!

Not only is it funny, but it is fun!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gasper

Cut the last 2 zeros and we can talk

OK dummy!

I will do that and you will be so happy! Life is good when you are all drugged up, is it? I love people living in the haze of a drugged up life.

Go drugs!

Pleasurepays · 06-24-2006, 12:54 AM

fake nicks are hawt!

CaptainWolfy · 06-24-2006, 12:57 AM

good luck with sales!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D

all those domains and you still use AOL?

i'll sell you PoorFuck.com for $150,000

I am sorry that a HUGE net success like you had to waste time reading a thread and then what a waste to type up a response and all and then read the thread to see if I respond. You could have been making some serious coin dude!

Ok, well maybe not. You are one of those sorry fucks that linger on this board and post things thinking you are witty, but you are not.

You also reveal your ignorance which makes everyone feel sorry for your broke, stupid, crack addicted ass. Sorry for your problems, but I can't help you. You might find relief by putting a plastic bag over your head and taking a nap. Never waking up might be really good for you my friend!

Enjoy!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

fake nicks are hawt!

OH YA!!!

Pleasurepays · 06-24-2006, 12:59 AM

did anyone check if rude-and-stupid-kunt.com is available

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by empty1987

good luck with sales!

Thank you my friend! I wish you luck and success as well!!!!

bknoob · 06-24-2006, 01:03 AM

too much for moi :P

MaddCaz · 06-24-2006, 01:04 AM

bump bump

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

did anyone check if rude-and-stupid-kunt.com is available

Why?

Are you looking for a personal web site?

You should avoid names such as rude-and-stupid-kunt because it reveals your true identity. People will tend to puke all over you if you decide to use a name that reveals so much about you.

I suggest trying to fool people. Register smart-and-not-rude-kunt because then you might at least fool somebody. Good luck moron!

Retards have rights too!

I fight for your rights you retard!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Yep, same person, he also is Hey.... I know You! as well as over a dozen others. He's a big time troll who loves to post for sale domain threads then proceed to reply with 6th grade comebacks. He's been trying to move some of his domains on here for over two years and he's failed to realize that acting professionally might help him get a sale.

One could interpret events in such a way, but it would be the way a board member with multiple board names would "see things" because he was insulted.

You are a fucking moron!

Acting professionally when a douche like you posts your 2nd grade insults? Sorry, fuckface . . . . but I don't give a flying fuck what morons think. That means YOU! I am looking for smart people. So, you can keep on reading threads looking for a great topic for you (you fat slob). Didn't your doctor tell you to get yourself together?

Do it dummy!

Shelly Longstreth · 06-24-2006, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expo_Vids

VaginalDischarge.com - now that is a domain I would want to buy.

That's great my friend!

Everyone is waiting to see what you think! They wait for your opinion and they actually adjust their lives accordingly.

You have been on this board for YEARS posting quality stuff year after year, and you have proven that you know your shit. Well, yes . . . . I believe that you have and so does everyone else.

Ignore searches of your old posts because they don't reveal the "real" you. You are smart!

Everyone can tell that you are smart by all of your success!!!

You leave no doubt how successful you are and we all appreciate it!

I shit on you.

06-23-2006, 08:20 PM	#1
Shelly Longstreth So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 26	".COM" sale!!! BIG NAMES, DOMAIN BARGAINS!! BUY NOW OR LOSE OUT!! DOT COMS FOR SALE: ************* $55,000 LocalLove.com $35,000 SummerLeague.com $15,000 DirectDeposits.com $25,000 GodLovesYou.com $30,000 FreshPoultry.com $25,000 YourGenealogy.com $30,000 AntiqueFurnishings.com $25,000 FineAntiqueFurniture.com $25,000 DepositSafe.com $10,000 MaleSexDrive.com $15,000 FemaleSexDrive.com $15,000 DotComBusiness.com $25,000 BigFag.com $5,000 SickBitch.com $5,000 TotalLoser.com $5,000 DotGirls.com $15,000 EverythingOrganic.com $25,000 EverythingAntique.com $25,000 CONTACT ME AT [email protected]** THANK YOU!!!!

06-23-2006, 08:22 PM	#2
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06-23-2006, 08:35 PM	#12
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06-23-2006, 08:30 PM	#8
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06-23-2006, 08:45 PM	#19
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06-23-2006, 09:10 PM	#27
Shelly Longstreth So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 26	".COM" sale!!! BIG NAMES, DOMAIN BARGAINS!! BUY NOW OR LOSE OUT!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOT COMS FOR SALE: *************** $55,000 LocalLove.com $35,000 SummerLeague.com $15,000 DirectDeposits.com $25,000 GodLovesYou.com $30,000 FreshPoultry.com $25,000 YourGenealogy.com $30,000 AntiqueFurnishings.com $25,000 FineAntiqueFurniture.com $25,000 DepositSafe.com $10,000 MaleSexDrive.com $15,000 FemaleSexDrive.com $15,000 DotComBusiness.com $25,000 BigFag.com $5,000 SickBitch.com $5,000 TotalLoser.com $5,000 DotGirls.com $15,000 EverythingOrganic.com $25,000 EverythingAntique.com $25,000 CONTACT ME AT [email protected] THANK YOU!!!!

06-23-2006, 10:38 PM	#28
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06-23-2006, 11:10 PM	#33
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