Needed: CSS Installer

[Barefootsies]

I have approximately 8 sites that are being completed and I need someone who can take the CSS/html/table and install it into a custom CMS. I need your contact info, and your ball park rate for doing it.

I have one guy working on some of it, but he is spread across many things, as am I. So I am looking to outsource some of it, possibly, to speed things up. Design would already be cut into CSS/tables for you. You just need to do the CMS/CSS installation.

1. You must be available now to do the work. Not a week or two out.
2. Examples of past work always helpful.
3. Please post in thread. My ICQ already goes off non-stop between coders, designers, and people asking about board posts, B&S, or content questions.

I am looking for someone who could start tomorrow, or this weekend, and bang then out just as fast. I have two already delivered, I should have three more tomorrow or Sat, and a couple more next week.

Fire away ladies.

[Deej]

Im a css whiz, but i have a feeling you wont take me up on my services...

[Barefootsies]

toe da top

[Barefootsies]

[candyflip]

Im a css whiz, but i have a feeling you wont take me up on my services...

Why is that?

[potter]

I install teh CSS on all unix based servers. I won't install it on windoz servers though.

[nation-x]

One MEELION dollars... !

[Barefootsies]

I install teh CSS on all unix based servers. I won't install it on windoz servers though.

I do not use Windows servers.

[fris]

Why is that?

because he probably only wants to pay like $10 per site.

[Barefootsies]

because he probably only wants to pay like $10 per site.

As usual, showing you know nothing. Classic fris piss ant. Nothing new there.

SPANNOW, Prezzz, and konrad, fawkedup, JamesK, among many others I work/ed/ing with can easily attest to how easy I am to work for, and I pay whatever their rate is.

Now that you have shown your ignorance, once again, go find some more of my posts to parrot and to troll little bitch.

[candyflip]

My girl is the CSS genius in our house and she doesn't work cheap (or small).

I have to pay with my penis.

[candyflip]

Is the highlighting of someone's name supposed to mean something?

LIke a KB namedrop?

[Barefootsies]

Is the highlighting of someone's name supposed to mean something?

You have asked that question before, and I answered it then.

Are you going to ask that question repeatedly, or semi-annually now?

Just curious.

[Sands]

If you want someone who can create valid XHTML and CSS code, who has demonstrable experience with the aforementioned languages, who can create cross-browser compatibility, and who can speak fluent English, then get in touch with me and I'll show you samples. I also have experience with PHP and Javascript.

My ICQ is 418194907.

[candyflip]

You have asked that question before, and I answered it then.

Are you going to ask that question repeatedly, or semi-annually now?

Just curious.

I probably didn't even bother wasting time to go back for the answer. I've taken a day off today, so I'll be around for the answer.

[wizzart]

Adult PSD Slicing - http://psd2xxxhtml.com
AIM: travisvocino

[fris]

Is the highlighting of someone's name supposed to mean something?

LIke a KB namedrop?

hes obviously upset I chimed in, hes the king of not paying, he tries to swindle development in exchange for his shitty content.

Yes he will call me a troll, who cares.

[Deej]

If you want someone who can create valid XHTML and CSS code, who has demonstrable experience with the aforementioned languages, who can create cross-browser compatibility, and who can speak fluent English, then get in touch with me and I'll show you samples. I also have experience with PHP and Javascript.

My ICQ is 418194907.

I recommend Sands...

If you can stand his continuous needy commentary for self shot cock pics...

[lavitra]

css installer....lol

[Barefootsies]

hes the king of not paying, he tries to swindle development in exchange for his shitty content.

Hope you have proof of that chief.

You are flinging accusations that you can't back up.

I'll give you 30 minutes to provide proof or an apology.

[Sands]

I recommend Sands...

If you can stand his continuous needy commentary for self shot cock pics...

Psh, I only asked twice.

[Barefootsies]

css installer....lol

Ballsy.

You're banned remember? Just like your 6 names over at DP.

It would be a REAL SHAME for this fake nick to be brought to light.

[Deej]

Hope you have proof of that chief.

You are flinging accusations that you can't back up.

I'll give you 30 minutes to provide proof or an apology.

This shit here is why i dont think BF will use my skills... Because i voice my opinion on what a hypocrite he is...

No one that has the sense to spout out pedo to people should ever have the chance of having ANYONE banned...

There are plenty of designers/coders (that you have worked with) here that will side with Fris...

So your threat of banning is unwarranted... nor do you really have the right to tag anyone...

[fris]

hes obviously upset I chimed in, hes the king of not paying, he tries to swindle development in exchange for his shitty content.

Yes he will call me a troll, who cares.

by the king of not paying i mean, you would rather trade services/content for the item you wish to aquire, in no way I meant ripping people off, thats just absurd.

But thanks for the icq reminding me/threatening me that you will cry to the mods and have me removed from the forum.

I guess I should have just said you were cheap, and will do anything to get a product without shelling out money from your wallet.

Happy?

Good.

[Barefootsies]

This shit here is why i dont think BF will use my skills... Because i voice my opinion on what a hypocrite he is...

Nope. That's not it.

Frankly, others do better work. Plain and simple. Your work is unimpressive to me. There, you happy now? You wanted the truth, you got it. I was trying to be nice and not insult you.

Your board antics do not help it. Neither do remarks like that above. I've spent $10k in coding, logo, and design work in the past month alone. Which is more than most will make off this board in half a year.

I am not getting into your 8th grade pissing content with you, your pal, or crying over your love of DJ. I have worked with many people on this board, among others. I could give a shit if they like you, fris, or anyone else. I am here to do business. Not win your popularity contest. Inferring I am a scammer, do not pay my bills, whatever... and not having proof, is against the rules. Plain and simple.

[Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE]

How long before you change thos topic into "buy my toe content"?

[lavitra]

[Deej]

Nope. That's not it.

Frankly, others do better work. Your board antics do not help it. Neither do remarks like that above. I've spent $10k in coding, logo, and design work in the past month alone. Which is more than most will make off this board in half a year.

I am not getting into your 8th grade pissing content with you, your pal, or crying over your love of DJ. I have worked with many people on this board, among others. I could give a shit if they like you, fris, or anyone else. I am here to do business. Not win your popularity contest. Inferring I am a scammer, do not pay my bills, whatever... and not having proof, is against the rules. Plain and simple.

i dont like DJ... in fact i think hes a dipshit... but what i hate worse is people like you yelling pedo simply becasue you were in a internet board fight ...and losing...

you sir are a hypocrite... you break worse rules and expect the lesser to be enforced...

And by them being better you mean my 2 year old portfolio? or any of the more recent work i have been doing for years since...

I dont deny that some are better than me... but you have never used my services... you only asked for my "partnership" about a year ago... NOw i cant say you would not have followed through, but lets just take other partnership opportunities for instance... Its not a good book to read for the developer...

and my "board antics"??!?! what, saying it like it is? You cant point out one board antic of mine... I have told you that you are a hypocrite, id say 3 times now... and Ive told jon clark numerous times hes a delusional idiot... so feel free to point out these "antics"...

like I said... Sands is good peeps... Hes smart and well versed in many fields... choose him

[lavitra]

Ballsy.

You're banned remember? Just like your 6 names over at DP.

It would be a REAL SHAME for this fake nick to be brought to light.

[Barefootsies]

by the king of not paying i mean, you would rather trade services/content for the item you wish to aquire

I guess I should have just said you were cheap, and will do anything to get a product without shelling out money from your wallet.
.

Proof?

I have a good half dozen to dozen ICQ, and email conversations with programmers, and designers hitting me up out of the blue asking for what you are describing, or partnering on something. Them offering me their services in exchange for content or my celebrity pay site deal in trade.

I am sorry your life is so sad you have to follow me around the board shitting in all my threads. Or having Batts threaten me on ICQ because I hurt your feelings on the GFY. Or your other buddies come in and brag about all the friends you have in this industry.

I do not care. I am not in this industry to win a popularity contest.

[Deej]

oh and for the record, even thoguh i havent ever used it... I think your toe content and hell the urning to see people lick toes and shit is unimpressive...

I guess Ill just say touche' here and move on...

[Barefootsies]

like I said... Sands is good peeps... Hes smart and well versed in many fields... choose him

I said my piece on the rest. I am not getting sucked into some message board pissing contest. I am looking for a solution to getting these websites finished up, CSS installed, and launched. Nothing more.

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll shoot him a note later today.

[Barefootsies]

oh and for the record, even thoguh i havent ever used it... I think your toe content and hell the urning to see people lick toes and shit is unimpressive...

I guess Ill just say touche' here and move on...

Noted. Thank you.

Enjoy your holiday weekend.

[Deej]

Proof?

I have a good half dozen to dozen ICQ, and email conversations with programmers, and designers hitting me up out of the blue asking for what you are describing, or partnering on something. Them offering me their services in exchange for content or my celebrity pay site deal in trade.

I am sorry your life is so sad you have to follow me around the board shitting in all my threads. Or having Batts threaten me on ICQ because I hurt your feelings on the GFY. Or your other buddies come in and brag about all the friends you have in this industry.

I do not care. I am not in this industry to win a popularity contest.

well...

i myself have had at least 2 designer/coders that I can think of right away that have come to me asking about you... whether i have worked with you or not...

I tell them no but i describe our one icq conversation and your board persona...

they then go on to telling me how you were asking too much of them and talking down on them and even having late payment issues...

So i mean since heresay icq conversations are valid... i guess ill throw those in

[fris]

I dont even have Batts on my contacts, hes blocked, just like you are.

I could care less if someone hurts my "Feelings" its a forum, i dont take anything personally, but its obvious you do.

But keep on trying to convince yourself you're not here to be in a popularity contest.

And keep bumping threads telling everyone and their mother to check your sig.

[Deej]

I said my piece on the rest. I am not getting sucked into some message board pissing contest. I am looking for a solution to getting these websites finished up, CSS installed, and launched. Nothing more.

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll shoot him a note later today.

Good... Sands is a good guy...

Knows his shit

[Sands]

like I said... Sands is good peeps... Hes smart and well versed in many fields... choose him

You and me will have epic lubbins!

[Barefootsies]

well...

i myself have had at least 2 designer/coders that I can think of right away that have come to me asking about you... whether i have worked with you or not...

I tell them no but i describe our one icq conversation and your board persona...

they then go on to telling me how you were asking too much of them and talking down on them and even having late payment issues...

So i mean since heresay icq conversations are valid... i guess ill throw those in

You are flinging some allegations in your 'hearsay' without naming these people.

I have never had a late payment issue with any programmer or designer I have worked with. You submit an INVOICE and you get paid. Simple as that.

I'll be waiting for those names.

[arock10]

drama llama rides again

[Barefootsies]

And keep bumping threads telling everyone and their mother to check your sig.

Good thing you concern yourself with how I conduct my business. You are in almost everyone of my threads, enough said.

[Deej]

You are flinging some allegations in your 'hearsay' without naming these people.

I have never had a late payment issue with any programmer or designer I have worked with. You submit an INVOICE and you get paid. Simple as that.

I'll be waiting for those names.

Fuck you... im not telling you shit... you can probably guess yoruself ... or do you talk to all coders the same?

Go cry to ice i said what I said... i dont give a shit...

youre a fucking hypocrite... fuckin ban me...

I dare you to go cry to ice right now... see if i give a fuck!!!

fuck it, ill get ahold of ice now and ask him to look me up n down

it did happen... they came to me... I can only assume because of what they said happened...

you had the record unbanning for someone saying pedo, feel proud about that, cry baby...

[fris]

we need some longcat in here

[lavitra]

this thread looking a lot similiar to this going in that direction

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=906532

[candyflip]

Inferring I am a scammer, do not pay my bills, whatever... and not having proof, is against the rules. Plain and simple.

No offense, but so is calling someone a pedo.

No dog in this here fight. But I still just want to know what's with the name highlighting. A link to where you answered it the last time would suffice.

[fris]

[lavitra]

wtf is that ?

[2012]

ladies, ladies.... simmer down pilgrims.

[Barefootsies]

Fuck you... im not telling you shit... you can probably guess yoruself ... or do you talk to all coders the same?

Go cry to ice i said what I said... i dont give a shit...

youre a fucking hypocrite... fuckin ban me...

I dare you to go cry to ice right now... see if i give a fuck!!!

fuck it, ill get ahold of ice now and ask him to look me up n down

it did happen... they came to me... I can only assume because of what they said happened...

you had the record unbanning for someone saying pedo, feel proud about that, cry baby...

Ah. Assumed. *rolls eyes*

Somehow on GFY that is considered a fact in justifying your unfounded claims.

Yeah, well you line up the people who 'supposedly' made these claims, and I can line up a dozen others telling you I have paid them within 1-24 hours of their invoice. I already named a handful. At least I can back up my claims.

Like I said before. I am here to do my business. You entered this thread. You got offended. You kept hitting reply. You escalated this. I did not tell you to do any of those things.

Unlike many, I am not here for drama. I do not attack people, their business, or how they do their business. The fact I, politely, ignored your service offerings should have clued you I was not interested. I was being nice about it. I do not know you. Have never met you. Like you, I know only your board persona. Little else. However, while I have heard things about many, I do not come to the boards saying them without proof.

Once more, I said I was not interested in fighting with you. You wanted to get into all this. So you can continue calling me names. Disliking my content. Have your assumptions based on people I probably have never worked with. I however would like to get back to business now.

Thanks.

[fris]

need more long cat

[Barefootsies]

need more long cat

Slow sales day huh?

Shame.

More time working. Less time trolling.