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Hello World
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you didnt just say hello world? LOL
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welcome to the GFY world!
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there's no $$$ in porn
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go fuck yourself
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My Sig was too Big! :(
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welcome mate
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welcome! and go fuck yourself!
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Code:
PROC main() WriteF('Hello, World!') ENDPROC And repeating one: PROC main() WHILE TRUE DO WriteF('Hello, World!') ENDPROC ![]()
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#include <iostream.h> main() { for(;;) { cout << "Hello World! "; }}
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old skool!!!
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Function H () up left 90 Down Forward 10 Backward 5 right 90 Forward 5 right 90 Backward 5 Forward 10 left 90 Up forward 5 Function E() Down forward 5 Backward 5 left 90 Forward 5 right 90 Forward 3 Backward 3 left 90 Forward 5 right 90 Forward 5 Up right 90 Forward 10 left 90 forward 5 Function L() Forward 5 Down Backward 5 Left 90 Forward 10 Up Right 90 Forward 10 Right 90 Forward 10 Left 90 Up Function O() Down Repeat 2 Forward 5 Left 90 Forward 10 Left 90 up forward 10 function D() Down Forward 3 Left 45 forward 1.5 left 45 Forward 8 left 45 forward 1.5 left 45 forward 3 left 90 forward 10 up left 90 forward 10 function W() left 90 forward 10 down backward 10 right 45 forward 5 right 90 forward 5 left 135 forward 10 up right 90 forward 5 right 90 forward 10 left 90 Function R() down left 90 forward 10 right 90 forward 3 right 45 forward 1.5 right 45 forward 2 right 45 forward 1.5 right 45 forward 3 left 135 forward 8.5 up left 45 forward 5 straight y=0 repeat 10 up y=y-15 goto 0,y,0 forward 10 right 90 forward 10 left 90 H() E() L() L() O() Forward 5 W() O() R() L() D() ![]()
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print "Hello, World!\n" while (1);
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%!PS 1.00000 0.99083 scale /Courier findfont 12 scalefont setfont 0 0 translate /row 769 def 85 {/col 18 def 6 {col row moveto (Hello World)show /col col 90 add def} repeat /row row 9 sub def} repeat showpage save restore
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like the bunny... keeps on going
![]() [/code]while True: print "Hello world!"[/code] Python
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while {1} { puts "Hello World " }
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Visual Basic (BAH)
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VERSION 2.00 Begin Form Form1 Caption = "Hello World!" ClientHeight = 540 ClientLeft = 1095 ClientTop = 1515 ClientWidth = 2445 Height = 945 Left = 1035 LinkTopic = "Form1" ScaleHeight = 540 ScaleWidth = 2445 Top = 1170 Width = 2565 Begin Label Label1 Alignment = 2 'Center Caption = "Hello World!" FontBold = -1 'True FontItalic = 0 'False FontName = "Arial" FontSize = 12 FontStrikethru = 0 'False FontUnderline = 0 'False Height = 255 Left = 120 TabIndex = 0 Top = 120 Width = 2175 End End
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HELLOW.DPR ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ program HelloW; uses Forms, Main in 'MAIN.PAS' {fmHelloWorld}; {$R *.RES} begin Application.CreateForm(TfmHelloWorld, fmHelloWorld); Application.Run; end. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------MAIN.PAS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ unit Main.pas; interface uses SysUtils, WinTypes, WinProcs, Messages, Classes, Graphics, Controls, Forms, Dialogs; type TfmHelloWorld = class(TForm) txHelloWorld: TLabel; private { Private declarations } public { Public declarations } end; var fmHelloWorld: TfmHelloWorld; implementation {$R *.DFM} end. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------MAIN.DFM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ object fmHelloWorld: TfmHelloWorld Left = 200 Top = 99 Width = 435 Height = 300 Caption = 'fmHelloWorld' Font.Color = clWindowText Font.Height = -13 Font.Name = 'System' Font.Style = [] PixelsPerInch = 96 TextHeight = 16 object txHelloWorld: TLabel Left = 115 Top = 70 Width = 77 Height = 16 Caption = 'Hello World' end end ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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PHP Code:
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and for you designers with a mac
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program macosHelloWorld; var theWindow: WindowPtr; wBoundsRect: rect; gDone: boolean; myEvent: EventRecord; gotEvent: Boolean; {is returned event for me?} procedure initToolbox; begin InitGraf(@thePort); {initialize QuickDraw} InitFonts; {initialize Font Manager} InitWindows; {initialize Window Manager} TEInit; {initialize TextEdit} FlushEvents(everyEvent, 0); {clear event queue} InitCursor; {initialize cursor to arrow} end; {initToolbox} procedure drawTheText (w: WindowPtr); {Draw the text on the window} const s = 'Hello, World!'; var textLength, textHeight: integer; x, y: integer; info: fontInfo; begin setPort(w); {sets up the drawing port} TextFont(applFont); {geneva} TextFace([]); {plain text} TextSize(72); {72 pts} GetFontInfo(info); {get info on font height} textLength := StringWidth(s); {save width and height} textHeight := info.ascent + info.leading; {center text on screen} x := (w^.portRect.right) - (w^.portRect.left); x := round(x / 2); x := round(x - (textLength / 2)); y := (w^.portRect.bottom) - (w^.portRect.top); y := round(y / 2); y := round(y - (textHeight / 2)); MoveTo(x, y); {draw the stuff} DrawString(s); end; {drawTheText} begin {macosHelloWorld} initToolbox; gDone := false; with screenBits.bounds do {set the window size based on the screen size} setRect(wBoundsRect, left + 4, top + 40, right - 4, bottom - 4); {create a new window} theWindow := newWindow(nil, wBoundsRect, '', true, documentProc, pointer(-1), false, 0); drawTheText(theWindow); repeat {wait until the user clicks the mouse} gotEvent := WaitNextEvent(everyEvent, myEvent, 15, nil); if gotEvent then case myEvent.what of mouseDown: gDone := true; otherwise ; end; {case} until gDone; DisposeWindow(theWindow); {clear up window memory} end. {macosHelloWorld}
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special request by Godsmack
he said I aint a nurD if I dont do it also in ASM Linux Code:
;"hello, world" in assembly language for Linux ; ;to compile: ; ;nasm -f elf hello.asm ;ld -s -o hello hello.o section .text global _start ;must be declared for linker (ld) msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa ;our dear string len equ $ - msg ;length of our dear string _start: ;tell linker entry point mov edx,len ;message length mov ecx,msg ;message to write mov ebx,1 ;file descriptor (stdout) mov eax,4 ;system call number (sys_write) int 0x80 ;call kernel mov eax,1 ;system call number (sys_exit) int 0x80 ;call kernel
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ASM for FreeBSD (YEAH!!!!)
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;"hello, world" in assembly language for FreeBSD (and possibly other *BSD) ; ;to compile: ; ;nasm -f elf hello.asm ;ld -s -o hello hello.o section .text global _start ;must be declared for linker (ld) msg db "Hello, world!",0xa ;our dear string len equ $ - msg ;length of our dear string _syscall: int 0x80 ;system call ret _start: ;tell linker entry point push dword len ;message length push dword msg ;message to write push dword 1 ;file descriptor (stdout) mov eax,0x4 ;system call number (sys_write) call _syscall ;call kernel ;the alternate way to call kernel: ;push eax ;call 7:0 add esp,12 ;clean stack (3 arguments * 4) push dword 0 ;exit code mov eax,0x1 ;system call number (sys_exit) call _syscall ;call kernel ;we do not return from sys_exit, ;there's no need to clean stack
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BeOs
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;"hello, world" in assembly language for BeOS ; ;to compile: ; ;nasm -f elf hello.asm ;ld -s -o hello hello.o section .text global _start ;must be declared for linker (ld) msg db "Hello, world!",0xa ;our dear string len equ $ - msg ;length of our dear string _syscall: ;system call int 0x25 ret _start: ;tell linker entry point push dword len ;message length push dword msg ;message to write push dword 1 ;file descriptor (stdout) mov eax,0x3 ;system call number (sys_write) call _syscall ;call kernel add esp,12 ;clean stack (3 * 4) push dword 0 ;exit code mov eax,0x3f ;system call number (sys_exit) call _syscall ;call kernel ;no need to clean stack
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dos,windoze leet script
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welcome aboard dude!
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hi there mate.. welcome aboard!
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