What's your favorite pick up line - GoFuckYourself.com

badboy69 · 06-16-2009, 07:53 AM

1. your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

3.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

My favorite: Wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

5. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

pornguy · 06-22-2009, 01:50 PM

" Hey Babe. Wanna Fuck?"

" Or do I owe you an apology? "

jmcb420 · 06-23-2009, 03:20 PM

"When I see a girl as pretty as you are, I have to feel really sorry for the one who got all the ugly that you didn't."

that actualy worked for me once.

"I hate the sound of your voice, why dont you suck my cock?" dosen't work. lol.

Spunky · 06-23-2009, 07:06 PM

I whip it out and say you can't handle this

lost&found · 06-23-2009, 08:35 PM

I made a t-shirt to wear when I was a bouncer at a local club, and it got ALOT of attention. It reads "Win a free trip to heaven" on the front, "See penis for details" on the back with a HUGE smiley face!

My wife hates this shirt..... go figure! lol

UFGators2007 · 06-24-2009, 10:08 AM

*Click*

Get in the car...NOW!

Vicious_B · 06-24-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420

"I hate the sound of your voice, why dont you suck my cock?" dosen't work. lol.

Nice shoes, want to fuck?

lacuna · 06-27-2009, 07:57 PM

"Can you help me find the keys to my McLaren F1?"

Got Porn? · 06-30-2009, 11:46 AM

Do you want to play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself if your pants.

Raf1 · 06-30-2009, 11:55 PM

some of them are quite funny. I wonder if there are any that actually work

Jon Oso · 07-01-2009, 12:08 AM

:drops pants:

or like my license plate says...

"RU18YT"?

sysk · 07-01-2009, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lacuna

"Can you help me find the keys to my McLaren F1?"

quoted for win

brassmonkey · 07-01-2009, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I whip it out and say you can't handle this

you stole my line

06-16-2009, 07:53 AM	#1
badboy69 Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lost in cyber space Posts: 58	What's your favorite pick up line 1. your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock. 3.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? My favorite: Wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. 5. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

06-22-2009, 01:50 PM	#2
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06-23-2009, 03:20 PM	#3
jmcb420 So Fucking Drunk Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,155	"When I see a girl as pretty as you are, I have to feel really sorry for the one who got all the ugly that you didn't." that actualy worked for me once. "I hate the sound of your voice, why dont you suck my cock?" dosen't work. lol. __________________ I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

06-23-2009, 07:06 PM	#4
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06-23-2009, 08:35 PM	#5
lost&found Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: canada..............eh? Posts: 850	I made a t-shirt to wear when I was a bouncer at a local club, and it got ALOT of attention. It reads "Win a free trip to heaven" on the front, "See penis for details" on the back with a HUGE smiley face! My wife hates this shirt..... go figure! lol __________________ need content? Email me for exclusive or semi-exclusive! sandraxxsyn @gmail.com Last edited by lost&found; 06-23-2009 at 08:36 PM.. Reason: miss spell

06-24-2009, 10:08 AM	#6
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07-01-2009, 12:08 AM	#11
Jon Oso Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardboard Box Posts: 2,241	:drops pants: or like my license plate says... "RU18YT"?