ya dude walked in there today again. Chicks all had a massive smile on their face. Id pick up the entire staff but my pager has been blowing up off the dam hook. I got my business on lock again after a years plus worth of hard work. The Meta is back to mackin.

Meta has got to focus on the task at hand. Im only one man, i can only beat up so many pussies in one day. If i overlap my schedule the bitches get real pissy. They call me the "747" in bed because i take them on long distance flights. and you best be knowing they are strapped in for all the turbulence i bring. ya heard?

me = :pimp

"Ladies, please keep your chair in the fully reclined position until captain Meta has turned off the no leaving sign. Then get the fuck out pronto!"

ya bra these bitches got vertigo just from takin a ride on the "747". I got some old school chicks hearing im back in flight. I hooked them all up in first class for this big dank, you gotta let these loyal customers redeem their frequent flyer miles once and a while. Put them on a points system. ya heard?

I'm taking notes brother, believe me!

First time I read this I thought you said "grand" like $1000. This story sounds made up.

:pimp

Last chick i was with is all like "Hey Meta was i any good?" I was all like "BITCH this aint no movie and even if it was IM the director and im taking ALL the credit".

me = :pimp

Only sounds made up for a small dick wanna be player like yourself.

Take your small ass dick and go attend the senior class at the YMCA. Your small ass cock in the ass will fit right in.

This thread is reserved for real players. :warning

Its a true story, somebody filmed it with their mobile and posted on youtube for awile but got taken down because it was too graphic :(

this is much better than the tour text i read on most 'ebony' sites. you should hire out as a creative writer

ROFL! :1orglaugh

she probably thought you were robbing her and she was paying you to GTFO