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MetaMan · 08-30-2011, 04:52 PM

I was just at starbucks with a date and this chick is all "I want a grande". So being the big peeempin i am i pulled out my wank and slammed it on the table.

The starbucks chick busted out an O face. Gave us our coffee free and gave ME the tip jar.

just another day being me.

ME =

wehateporn · 08-30-2011, 04:59 PM

AnimeFevers · 08-30-2011, 05:02 PM

I done the same today...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-30-2011, 05:02 PM

ADG

anexsia · 08-30-2011, 05:03 PM

damn son, that's awesome.

marlboroack · 08-30-2011, 05:04 PM

lmaooooooo epic thread

Bladewire · 08-30-2011, 05:29 PM

I'm having a hard time visualizing, pics please :D:D:D

onedree · 08-30-2011, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I was just at starbucks with a date and this chick is all "I want a grande". So being the big peeempin i am i pulled out my wank and slammed it on the table.

The starbucks chick busted out an O face. Gave us our coffee free and gave ME the tip jar.

just another day being me.

ME =

You're such an asshole ... I would instantly have you arrested ... Perhaps toss my scalding hot coffee in your face for good measure ...

YOU = Loser

amateurbfs · 08-30-2011, 05:59 PM

Uh oh someone got sally huffy.

Lace · 08-30-2011, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree

You're such an asshole ... I would instantly have you arrested ... Perhaps toss my scalding hot coffee in your face for good measure ...

YOU = Loser

...and you = noob who doesn't belong ... on this ... forum ...

alias · 08-30-2011, 06:56 PM

You mad starbucks customers?

brassmonkey · 08-30-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

papill0n · 08-30-2011, 07:07 PM

you shoot any juice on the bitch ?

Spunky · 08-30-2011, 07:31 PM

Chicks dig that sort of thing

onedree · 08-30-2011, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

...and you = noob who doesn't belong ... on this ... forum ...

You are extremely unattractive person who I'm sure has to pay for companionship ...
Luckely for me I didn't eat prior to looking at you ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

you shoot any juice on the bitch ?

Ewww.. does that excite you having another mans 'juice' on your date ...
papill0n rushed off making sure she doesn't spill a drop prior to his arrival ...

My Pimp · 08-30-2011, 07:41 PM

This is a great idea. I will try it tomorrow, too,.

Lace · 08-30-2011, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree

You are extremely unattractive person who I'm sure has to pay for companionship ...
Luckely for me I didn't eat prior to looking at you ...

Your weak attempt at insults fail to amuse me.

Better luck next time.

Btw, "Luckely" I'm married. Not that I'd ever have to pay for "companionship" anyway.

justinsain · 08-30-2011, 07:53 PM

I just tried that at my Starbucks and now everyone is calling me Swizzle Stick.

What went wrong?

MetaMan · 08-30-2011, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree

You're such an asshole ... I would instantly have you arrested ... Perhaps toss my scalding hot coffee in your face for good measure ...

YOU = Loser

Look bro i be hung in the pants area. Female cops be pulling me over just to check out my concealed weapon the last female cop searched on me.

african bitches started to call me daddy python

me =

you = SIMP

now know your place in the pack. Because you are dealing with a lone wolf.

DAM SON

MetaMan · 08-30-2011, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

you shoot any juice on the bitch ?

Nah bra, we were on the upper eatside of the west sides east side north sides west side. That area the chicks will save your whip cream without even asking for me the MetaMan aka the "MAC"chiato's permission.

waltgator · 08-30-2011, 09:49 PM

lol nice!

seeandsee · 08-30-2011, 11:40 PM

imagination land...

kane · 08-31-2011, 12:12 AM

When I was in high school I worked as a convenience store. This one guy came in regularly and always wore sweat pants or loose fitting shorts. Whenever one of the women were working at one of the registers he would walk up and press against the counter so that his dick was basically sitting on the counter. All the women hated it.

One afternoon he comes in and does it and the lady working grabbed a fly swatter and smacked it yelling, "get that thing off my counter!"

He never did it again.

But he wasn't a pimp like Metaman

ottopottomouse · 08-31-2011, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

One afternoon he comes in and does it and the lady working grabbed a fly swatter and smacked it yelling, "get that thing off my counter!"

freepornforum · 08-31-2011, 04:26 AM

Did it not get mistaken for one of those little wooden stir sticks then?

Quagmire · 08-31-2011, 05:27 AM

PR_Glen · 08-31-2011, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree

You're such an asshole ... I would instantly have you arrested ... Perhaps toss my scalding hot coffee in your face for good measure ...

YOU = Loser

why are you the only one who thinks he's serious?

Well played MetaMan

Zuzana Designs · 08-31-2011, 05:54 AM

Great Thread Lolz...........

digitaldivas · 08-31-2011, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I was just at starbucks with a date and this chick is all "I want a grande". So being the big peeempin i am i pulled out my wank and slammed it on the table.

The starbucks chick busted out an O face. Gave us our coffee free and gave ME the tip jar.

just another day being me.

ME =

...fucking Meta

ruff · 08-31-2011, 06:08 AM

Pretty much everyone I know has whipped out their cock at Starbucks. Mostly no biggie!

Bladewire · 08-31-2011, 07:05 AM

brassmonkey · 08-31-2011, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

oh boy

just a punk · 08-31-2011, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

The starbucks chick busted out an O face. Gave us our coffee free and gave ME the tip jar.

Seems she took pity on you

John-ACWM · 08-31-2011, 08:21 AM

Great day at starbucks.

Chosen · 08-31-2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

96ukssob · 08-31-2011, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

JamesGw · 08-31-2011, 11:24 AM

Sounds like a normal day. Any man who doesn't slam his dick on a table at least once a day (in public) should hardly call himself a man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree

You're such an asshole ... I would instantly have you arrested ... Perhaps toss my scalding hot coffee in your face for good measure ...

YOU = Loser

Wat?

MetaMan · 08-31-2011, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Seems she took pity on you

Ya mad pity because chicks feel sorry for me, i got back problems from walking around with a low hanger all day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

Haters gonna hate bro.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

When I was in high school I worked as a convenience store. This one guy came in regularly and always wore sweat pants or loose fitting shorts. Whenever one of the women were working at one of the registers he would walk up and press against the counter so that his dick was basically sitting on the counter. All the women hated it.

One afternoon he comes in and does it and the lady working grabbed a fly swatter and smacked it yelling, "get that thing off my counter!"

He never did it again.

But he wasn't a pimp like Metaman

They secretly loved it. Everyone women loves a low hanger and is looking to get smacked around with it.

WarChild · 08-31-2011, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

why are you the only one who thinks he's serious?

Well played MetaMan

Well because he/she/it is no smarter than a bag of stones.

halfpint · 08-31-2011, 11:31 AM

cream coffee mmm

MetaMan · 08-31-2011, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM

Great day at starbucks.

ya dude walked in there today again. Chicks all had a massive smile on their face. Id pick up the entire staff but my pager has been blowing up off the dam hook. I got my business on lock again after a years plus worth of hard work. The Meta is back to mackin.

Meta has got to focus on the task at hand. Im only one man, i can only beat up so many pussies in one day. If i overlap my schedule the bitches get real pissy. They call me the "747" in bed because i take them on long distance flights. and you best be knowing they are strapped in for all the turbulence i bring. ya heard?

me =

WarChild · 08-31-2011, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

ya dude walked in there today again. Chicks all had a massive smile on their face. Id pick up the entire staff but my pager has been blowing up off the dam hook. I got my business on lock again after a years plus worth of hard work. The Meta is back to mackin.

Meta has got to focus on the task at hand. Im only one man, i can only beat up so many pussies in one day. If i overlap my schedule the bitches get real pissy. They call me the "747" in bed because i take them on long distance flights. and you best be knowing they are strapped in for all the turbulence i bring. ya heard?

me =

"Ladies, please keep your chair in the fully reclined position until captain Meta has turned off the no leaving sign. Then get the fuck out pronto!"

MetaMan · 08-31-2011, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

"Ladies, please keep your chair in the fully reclined position until captain Meta has turned off the no leaving sign. Then get the fuck out pronto!"

ya bra these bitches got vertigo just from takin a ride on the "747". I got some old school chicks hearing im back in flight. I hooked them all up in first class for this big dank, you gotta let these loyal customers redeem their frequent flyer miles once and a while. Put them on a points system. ya heard?

WarChild · 08-31-2011, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

ya bra these bitches got vertigo just from takin a ride on the "747". I got some old school chicks hearing im back in flight. I hooked them all up in first class for this big dank, you gotta let these loyal customers redeem their frequent flyer miles once and a while. Put them on a points system. ya heard?

I'm taking notes brother, believe me!

CamJack · 08-31-2011, 11:44 AM

First time I read this I thought you said "grand" like $1000. This story sounds made up.

MetaMan · 08-31-2011, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I'm taking notes brother, believe me!

Last chick i was with is all like "Hey Meta was i any good?" I was all like "BITCH this aint no movie and even if it was IM the director and im taking ALL the credit".

me =

MetaMan · 08-31-2011, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

First time I read this I thought you said "grand" like $1000. This story sounds made up.

Only sounds made up for a small dick wanna be player like yourself.

Take your small ass dick and go attend the senior class at the YMCA. Your small ass cock in the ass will fit right in.

This thread is reserved for real players.

halfpint · 08-31-2011, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

First time I read this I thought you said "grand" like $1000. This story sounds made up.

Its a true story, somebody filmed it with their mobile and posted on youtube for awile but got taken down because it was too graphic

shimmy2 · 08-31-2011, 12:03 PM

this is much better than the tour text i read on most 'ebony' sites. you should hire out as a creative writer

Lace · 09-01-2011, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

They call me the "747" in bed because i take them on long distance flights. and you best be knowing they are strapped in for all the turbulence i bring. ya heard?

me =

ROFL!

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