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alextokyo 03-19-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18832798)
As someone who was introduced to the Internet in the early 70s....

Jackanory, Jackanory... ♪ ♫

:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 03-19-2012 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18832577)
Then why did you come to see me and subject yourself and your assistant to such a failure. Who's also a person who you found terrible?

Explanations are due. Still everyone believes you. :1orglaugh

Its been explained to you time and time again. I don't read your walls of text because you're too fucking dumb to put together a coherent argument or point. You continuing to ask the same questions repeatedly is just your pathetic way of attempting to shift the discussion away from your ineptitude, incompetence and general stupidity.

Didn't really realize you were such a failure until i got there spent time with you, went to your studios, went to a shoot (which, like everything, you denied happened)... it unfolded over 2 days where we finally realized you were fucking hopeless. Not only totally retarded, but imploding financially and losing your ass.

The truth is that you didn't retire. The truth is you couldn't afford to pay the lease on that "studio" and finally lost it and just couldn't pull it together after that, so you quit.

Anyway Paul, keep asking questions as if anyone as if attempting to shift attention away from your own idiocy is going to cause people to suddenly believe you. I'll keep taking a break from work to make fun of you just as others are.

Deal?

Cool.

Grapesoda 03-19-2012 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18832798)
As someone who was introduced to the Internet in the early 70s, my two brothers were both training to be programmers. In the days of machine code. I've seen the Internet grow from something that linked colleges, plus what ever Governments were doing with it, to today and it being in most Western Households and a lot more places.

From transferring at a snails pace to today's high speed connections. Obviously with the Internet being another outlet for the porn I was shooting or another way to sell the porn direct I was in online porn long before most here. For the mail order business I was a merchant able to take money with cards present or not. Mostly not. So taking orders online was easy, just needed the number and expiry date for me to fill in the form and add it to my bank deposit slips. no such thing as Epassporte and online billing then.

Selling the images we were selling to magazines, to sites was also something I did a lot of. Did open a site in the 90s and it was small beer for me, should of done more work on it. There were no affiliates, no boards and the only real place to promote were Newsgroups. No secret, I sucked at it because I was too busy shooting videos and sending them out via the post. :Oh crap

Yes trolls, before you knew there was a boat I missed it the first time around. :1orglaugh

Still the good times for online porn started around 1998. Some will say a year earlier, some will say a year later. Different sides of the same coin.

The main markets were as then the US and EU. There were people in other places viewing and everyone did everything they could to monetise the traffic. Remember phone billing? Still around but not big money. The meat of the revenue was and still are countries we could bill, with a decent standard of living and always had access to porn of some sort. Maybe not ass banging teens like Max Hardcore, but they had Mayfair, Penthouse and often more.

And that's where a bulk of the market online probably came from. Not the traffic, the buyers. As the Internet grew, offline decreased. For many reasons. Availability, price, value, free, and micro niches that it simply was hardly worth launching a lot of lines.

Why buy a magazine when all the pictures any reader could ever hope for were free on The Hun? Yes some bought, 1-500 of surfers maybe. What was being spent on magazines, was being got for free on TGP sites, with a few buyers.

Remember all the people saying you're losing customers getting them off for free with hardcore images?

Then what about the people who could log into a site, download in a month, cancel and have 3-4 months of brand new porn for their enjoyment. Contrary to what some say, rarely is a site so good they have to have the very latest update on the day it comes out. They have 3-4 months worth of brand new content on their Hard Drives. Sales of HD's took off and many now employ tools like Throttlebox.

Yes brand new world for some who never knew the old world. I knew both and sad the online sector paid so much for something that's so easy to get and killed so many sales trying to get it. Still the affiliates won't like that. Not their fault, they took advantage.

Even Mike says there are many little ones who moan about their income. In offline, they have expenses and go bankrupt. The bar is set higher, so few moan, too busy making money, or were.

Would I have done anything differently given the knowledge I have today of online porn? Yes and so would most here or know they're stuck with the little they have. We would all change something. I would of sunk some money into getting my sites really going, employ someone to submit by hand to Newsgroups all day long.

Given the knowledge I had then would I of done it differently? No. As most here would say. We work with the available knowledge we have and the skills.

that's all pretty cool n' shit but face that facts: magazines are a dead

ottopottomouse 03-19-2012 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18833071)
that's all pretty cool n' shit but face that facts: magazines are a dead

Your reply appears to be missing about 700 words?

papill0n 03-19-2012 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18832173)
At same point in time you need to step back and say "Gee, everyone in my industry hates me" and then ask yourself why. It's not because everyone else in the industry is stupid or wrong.

I honestly believe you get to an age where you think you are right and everyone else is wrong, and you come off looking like an ass. Your at that age now. All you know is "the good old days" and that was some time ago. People are still paying big bucks for great content, but our industry has wised up and no one is going to be paying big bucks for below average content. I don't see Dean Capture looking for work.

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18830189)
Paul, you're a fucking loser.

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18830211)
Thing is, that sucks, is Eva going to work in a menial job every day. The options for this happening are:

a) they are broke
b) she can't stand being with him

There is no other possible explanation.

Fucking sad.

:(

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18830340)
So since you were offline and went online. Does that mean that you're part of the 0 who were worth anything? Because that's what you did. :1orglaugh

Who changes your diapers?

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Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18830352)
You haters are pathetic. Markham is living the life of a truly successful person. Move to Eastern Europe and get your aging mail-order bride a part-time, minimum wage job cleaning toilets.

I heard that Heffner is considering a similar move. Trump is also thinking about it. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18830471)
tl;dr

You self-important old fart. Nobody cares.

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Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 18830472)
blah blah blah

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18830522)
Melt down Markham style.

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18830550)
This message is hidden because Paul Markham is on your ignore list.

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Originally Posted by mattyboy (Post 18830686)
Why are you making reference to "the idiots on B&B" yet you fail to actually post this on B&B??

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Originally Posted by BladeZ (Post 18830731)
yeah put the whole board on ignore!Cool,maybe a new business model,put whole boards on ignore,only reading your idiotic rants.Imagine someone stands up to your bullshit.

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Originally Posted by MrCain (Post 18830765)
Another Paul Markham success story.

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Originally Posted by 19teenporn (Post 18831835)
All that money and can't whiten your teeth?

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 18831870)
lol. Ok, so you made a topic about making some extra cash, and it was shot down by everybody like all of your topics. And now you say you were just trolling. Sounds believable. You are so cunning! :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by BladeZ (Post 18831896)
he is a delusional arrogant prick,guess you will be next on his ignore list,he seems to dislike people who get enough of reading his idiotic rants and stand up against him.

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Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 18831909)
So many of us are on his ignore list who exactly is he talking to anymore?

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Originally Posted by BladeZ (Post 18831914)
he likes to read his own crap I think :) or maybe he suffers from:

nar·cis·sism   [nahr-suh-siz-em]
noun
1.
inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2.
Psychoanalysis . erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18832179)
Gee Paul, you rewrote what I said to say something completely different and then replied to it.

I'm clearly the liar.

Everyone in this biz knows you're a clueless clown. You've failed. Your 34 years in this biz was unremarkable, your content unremarkable and you ultimately failed as the business matured and left you behind (far behind). Get over it and move on.

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18832460)
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Paul. He's so desperate for recognition yet after being called out and caught as a liar time after time he just doesn't understand that he doesn't have any credibility at all. To top it all off his mail order bride doesn't even want anything to do with him. Can't blame her really. As if she's going to bring her friends around him so he can creep on them too.

It's pathetic Paul but you made the bed you're being forced to lay in.

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18832643)
don't you get it? no one gives a fuck what you say? nobody?

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Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 18832831)
The Village idiot

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Just Alex 03-19-2012 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18833135)
:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Just jealous of Paul :2 cents:

Haters.

Paul Markham 03-19-2012 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18833045)
Its been explained to you time and time again. I don't read your walls of text because you're too fucking dumb to put together a coherent argument or point. You continuing to ask the same questions repeatedly is just your pathetic way of attempting to shift the discussion away from your ineptitude, incompetence and general stupidity.

Didn't really realize you were such a failure until i got there spent time with you, went to your studios, went to a shoot (which, like everything, you denied happened)... it unfolded over 2 days where we finally realized you were fucking hopeless. Not only totally retarded, but imploding financially and losing your ass.

The truth is that you didn't retire. The truth is you couldn't afford to pay the lease on that "studio" and finally lost it and just couldn't pull it together after that, so you quit.

Anyway Paul, keep asking questions as if anyone as if attempting to shift attention away from your own idiocy is going to cause people to suddenly believe you. I'll keep taking a break from work to make fun of you just as others are.

Deal?

Cool.

Others do and they see your dodging.

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Originally Posted by bm bradley
that's all pretty cool n' shit but face that facts: magazines are a dead

I know and saw the time when they would go. So putting a foot, now both feet, in online was a clever move. :thumbsup

TheSquealer 03-19-2012 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18833291)
Others do and they see your dodging.

Yeah right. Others are surely thinking "wow, Pauls not 100% retarded and clearly a shining example of honesty and integrity and a man to be respected"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jakez 03-19-2012 03:55 PM

Anyone who thinks TheSquealer is full of shit? Anyone?

DamianJ 03-19-2012 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18832798)
As someone who was introduced to the Internet in the early 70s, .

The amazing time travelling liar strikes again!

DamianJ 03-19-2012 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18833291)
So putting a foot, now both feet, in online was a clever move. :thumbsup

Would have been clever if you didn't totally fail at it.

JFK 03-19-2012 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 18830489)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

papill0n 03-19-2012 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18833045)
Its been explained to you time and time again. I don't read your walls of text because you're too fucking dumb to put together a coherent argument or point. You continuing to ask the same questions repeatedly is just your pathetic way of attempting to shift the discussion away from your ineptitude, incompetence and general stupidity.


this should become the standard reply to anything paul posts

KingNigel 03-19-2012 05:16 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QuDiIz5CpN...-magazines.jpg

KingNigel 03-19-2012 05:29 PM

http://www.demotivationalposters.org...1253732113.jpg

Grapesoda 03-19-2012 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18833100)
Your reply appears to be missing about 700 words?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

papill0n 03-19-2012 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18833309)
Anyone who thinks TheSquealer is full of shit? Anyone?

havent seen a single person question anything the guy has said :2 cents:

he has continue to dominate paul in every dialogue and is one of the very few who backs up the shit they speak with fucking photos :1orglaugh :thumbsup

if it wasnt an insult I would call him pauls daddy!! :pimp :1orglaugh

teomaxxx 03-20-2012 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18832012)
A pornographer who likes to fuck girls. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
What is the world coming to?????
.

Nothing against it as I stated already. Only your way was a bit more sleazy sometimes in the CZ :1orglaugh.
Here is screenshot of one really good post (from 2003) from Czech adultwebmaster board about Paul:

translation is under and anyone who understand czech can confirm it.

http://s14.postimage.org/qttwcgfm9/markham2.jpg

Just small translation of some info from that czech part:

"The most girls who comes to shoot with us and has some kind of experience with Paul, they are telling us, that he is disgusting old grandpappa who promised them 10k CZK for shooting..
After shooting 2-3 sets he propose them a threesome with his young wife. If the girl refuse and paul isnt satisfied with shooting, he pays them 3k CZK"

the final party is really juicy too:
"then he is bragging about it on GFY and doesnt tell anyone that he is in fact begging for sex"


maybe its a good post to make topic from....? cause other GFYers wont see it here :-)

papill0n 03-24-2012 11:50 PM

thinking of you paul

http://i.imgur.com/GYBTn.jpg

CaptainHowdy 03-25-2012 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18843260)
thinking of you paul

http://i.imgur.com/GYBTn.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aWjo-exMOU...emake%2527.jpg

V_RocKs 03-25-2012 08:57 AM

Gross pussy

u-Bob 03-25-2012 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18843510)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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