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dyna mo 12-28-2014 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340422)
You seem to really distressed. Somebody call 911!

how much did you pay for your internet psychologist cert? because you know how fucking stupid it makes you look to try and psycho diagnose a gfyer across the internets based on a gfy post right? maybe you do not.

420 12-28-2014 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20340271)
I walk out of Starbucks with my kid to get into our truck. The dogs are in their crates in the back of the truck which is covered. Mangina walks around from the back of my truck and confronts me.

Mangina to me: "That dog is clearly in distress"

Me: Yes the dog is was a rescue and has severe separation anxiety.

This does not deter the Mangina because his estrogen is bubbling over

Mangina: "I work with dogs and that dog is distress"

Me: "The dog does the same thing when I leave her behind a closed door and walk into the other room at my house".

Magina is still not deterred. I am now a dog abuser and need to pay for my misdeeds

Mangine: "How would you feel if you were locked in a cage inside of a dark place"

So this Maingina feels that it is abuse to put a dog in a crate just like millions of other dogs use, vets use, animal rescue groups use, and which are sold by the millions by stores like Petco.

I have my kid with me so I do not want to get into an argument. Also because the Mangina may have video taped or taken pictures of my vehicle I did not want this to end up on youtube because then you know that the millions of other bat shit crazy people and Manginas would want to make themselves feel important and join in and crucify me for walking int Starbucks while leaving the dogs in the truck. Also it was a cool morning and no sunshine. Temp inside the truck was about 65 degrees so don't try to say it was dangerous.

So to diffuse the situation I reply "I understand". Mangina walks away but keeps an eye on me.

We were inside the Starbucks for a while. We had to stand in line. Not sure exactly maybe 20 to 25 minutes at most.

So GFY jury should I give the dog up for adoption? Am I an animal abuser?

This is why normal people use the drive-thru at starbucks.

You should have given him the dog and thanked him for making room in the cage for your kid.

dyna mo 12-28-2014 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340422)
You seem to really distressed. Somebody call 911!

i have to defend that the common sense solution to walking by a distressed dog in a parking lot is calling 911 and you psycho babble diagnose that to conclude I'm really distressed?

:1orglaugh

what a dimwitted dumfuck.

jimmycooper 12-28-2014 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20340427)
how much did you pay for your internet psychologist cert? because you know how fucking stupid it makes you look to try and psycho diagnose a gfyer across the internets based on a gfy post right? maybe you do not.

Don't even fucking start with me, son. You're one of the biggest retards on GFY and everyone knows it.

Bladewire 12-28-2014 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340422)
You seem to really distressed. Somebody call 911!


Don't worry Ma'am, I'm here to help














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WarChild 12-28-2014 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340422)
You seem to really distressed. Somebody call 911!

:1orglaugh

ManPuppy 12-28-2014 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20340271)
Mangine: "How would you feel if you were locked in a cage inside of a dark place"

Me: "Did that to my boyfriend just last night. He LOVED it."

....Mangina will either be rendered speechless or blow up and have a stroke. Win/win.

dyna mo 12-28-2014 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340431)
Don't even fucking start with me, son. You're one of the biggest retards on GFY and everyone knows it.

if you think I'm the one who started with you, then clearly, you are the biggest retard here because you're the one who started with me with your bullshit comment re: my post, i.e., you = dimwitted dumbfuck.

signed,

son.

p.s. 12 clicks pretty much owns the "son" phrase, so try and come up with some original material, you dimwitted dumbfuck.

jimmycooper 12-28-2014 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20340386)
Thanks for your input baddog, err I mean Dyna Mo.

He's like baddog after drinking a 5-hour energy.

jimmycooper 12-28-2014 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20340438)
if you think I'm the one who started with you, then clearly, you are the biggest retard here because you're the one who started with me with your bullshit comment re: my post, i.e., you = dimwitted dumbfuck.

signed,

son.

p.s. 12 clicks pretty much owns the "son" phrase, so try and come up with some original material, you dimwitted dumbfuck.

If you say so, son.

dyna mo 12-28-2014 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340422)
You seem to really distressed. Somebody call 911!

dear dimwitted dumbfuck, i didn't start with you, nitwit.

face it, you don't like it when people treat you like you treat them.'


gofuckyourself.

WarChild 12-28-2014 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340440)
He's like baddog after drinking a 5-hour energy.

Yeah if it gets any worse he's going jump all the way to rochard with an eight ball level. That shit won't be pretty.

dyna mo 12-28-2014 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340441)
If you say so, son.

yes, I did say so, you dimwitted dumbfuck.


gofuckyourself.

myjah 12-28-2014 04:50 PM

an intelligible argument going on here...so far

thanks Allah - was starting to wonder.

dyna mo 12-28-2014 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20340443)
Yeah if it gets any worse he's going jump all the way to rochard with an eight ball level. That shit won't be pretty.

what's the matter war machine? you were all tough guy a minute ago, remember? when I was baddog for suggesting to call 911 re: a truly distressed dog.


let me guess, you drive around with an quik set-up mma cage in your volvo for a match to spring dogs in random pickup trucks in parking lots

420 12-28-2014 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20340446)
an intelligible argument going on here...so far

thanks Allah - was starting to wonder.

????

Anyone seen seeandsee? I need him to translate.

dyna mo 12-28-2014 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20340446)
an intelligible argument going on here...so far

thanks Allah - was starting to wonder.

exactly. I'm having to defend calling 911 over distressed dogs to the gfy dimwit squAD.

myjah 12-28-2014 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20340448)
????

Anyone seen seeandsee? I need him to translate.

it was the Allah mention, huh?

420 12-28-2014 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20340452)
it was the Allah mention, huh?

I don't know what intelligible or allah means.

jimmycooper 12-28-2014 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20340444)
yes, I did say so, you dimwitted dumbfuck.


gofuckyourself.

Sounds like you need to change your diapers, son.

WarChild 12-28-2014 05:02 PM

How do you know comparing you to baddog wasn't meant to be a compliment? Maybe I thought that you made a well reasoned choice based on your enormous life experience and thus was comparable to the sage like baddog. What do you have against baddog?

420 12-28-2014 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20340310)
Dave is too frail. The dog would walk him. Dave is MIA by the way.

He'll probably be back from his ex wife's house in malibu next week. I wonder if he's interested in starring in a few youtube videos. I'd like to have him wear a gopro while he's working the streets. Maybe get him to do a few real life trolling scenes where he confronts people about their pets.

jimmycooper 12-28-2014 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20340443)
Yeah if it gets any worse he's going jump all the way to rochard with an eight ball level. That shit won't be pretty.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mickey_ 12-28-2014 05:51 PM

I'll just leave this here.

http://i.imgur.com/mK8xGw2.jpg

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CaptainHowdy 01-02-2015 05:50 AM

Is this the fried chicken thread??

pornguy 01-02-2015 09:02 AM

Had a guy try the same shit with me about my dog one day. So, I took the dog out. the dog tried to jump over the bed gate and rip the guys arm off. He is an attack dog and thats his job. but hey the guy got what he wanted. the dog got out of the crate.

PR_Glen 01-02-2015 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 20344783)
Had a guy try the same shit with me about my dog one day. So, I took the dog out. the dog tried to jump over the bed gate and rip the guys arm off. He is an attack dog and thats his job. but hey the guy got what he wanted. the dog got out of the crate.

my bad, I guess we call them guard dogs out our way..

ErectMedia 01-02-2015 06:22 PM

I would have either ignored him or told him to pound dirt depending on my mood. If he persisted be hard to read a license plate with hot starbucks in your retinas. :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20340287)
Then go get your faggoty latte.

:1orglaugh

escorpio 01-02-2015 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 20344783)
Had a guy try the same shit with me about my dog one day. So, I took the dog out. the dog tried to jump over the bed gate and rip the guys arm off. He is an attack dog and thats his job. but hey the guy got what he wanted. the dog got out of the crate.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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