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I said it because yer a fucking pussy...we have enough apologists in this fucking business...grow some fucking balls and man up or get the fuck out...
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killer idea. exactly what i needed thank you |
nevermind. dumb
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Well this thread delivers :)
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Tell them that you work for
Official Church of Satan Website | churchofsatan.com Once they see that I am sure they will STFU! |
I mumbled something about landing pages to the last person who asked me what I did and now they think I do something involving flying planes
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What a degenerate Sinner
gay! porn! Hookup websites! Go to church. 10x our fathers |
Clay, As someone who has to regularly make up the same type of cover story...I applaud you. how'd it go?
For future reference, I usually babble nonsense about Wordpress Backends, and Non-disclosure agreements.... My mom asked me once where I got started..I sent her to elance.com she never asked again! |
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FIDDY desperate cover stories!
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Was this a family intervention?
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I just tell nosies that I'm under a non-disclosure agreement and would be breaking my contract by showing them, so I just show my tools... it confuses them enough to point of no longer asking questions
processing videos through ffmpeg on ssh gives them enough confusion.. haha |
lol what kind of shit is that and how is it worth a whole topic? seriously, you just download a simple html template and open it in an editor then you tell them you're in the middle of coding or ANYTHING... how can you operate a profitable (?) gay hookup site if you can't have an idea for such a no-brainer situation :D
but I don't get their mentality as well... I am 25, I smoke weed, I work with porn for years my parents still love and respect me... I can have a conversation with my mom anytime while I'm scrolling through a bunch of tits and cunts this is not some huge taboo |
LOL.
Simple. Find a small and mundane boring website that no one has ever heard of and tell them you designed it or put it together, and quickly explain a theoretical business plan. Throw in some fancy words like "synergize", then offer to take them to dinner. |
Show them your cock.
Once you unzip and slap your dong on the dinner table none of them will be asking about your work anymore. It's all about going a step higher up the chain of thought than they expect. |
My wife knows i am working for adult websites. My parents, siblings and friends think i am a programmer, developer or IT or something. LOL!
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Why the fuck do you think you're clever enough to lie to your family and get away with it, when you're just too fucking stupid to download a simple, free website template and add text?
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Never had to show the parents anything on-screen.
The new toys in the driveway, the home theatre, new cameras every year, computers and assorted other fun stuff was obvious evidence of what we do. :1orglaugh |
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