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Paul 06-22-2015 01:02 PM

Your description of Paul Markham sounds exactly like another small time english content producer that likes to act the big shot.

Both of them are very creepy individuals :Oh crap

TheSquealer 06-22-2015 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul (Post 20505067)
Your description of Paul Markham sounds exactly like another small time english content producer that likes to act the big shot.

Both of them are very creepy individuals :Oh crap

I've been around Paul at shows and sat at dinners with him at least twice at a show and he was pretty reserved. Almost seemed introverted and shy. After being around him in his own element, it was pretty clear that he knew he didn't possess the proper social skills to interact with others like a sane person. I get why people say "i know him and I like him" or "'ve met him and i liked him",... because he wasn't even close to himself at a show. He seemed like a fairly normal, quiet guy.

ReggieDurango 06-22-2015 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20505024)
do you ever consider that bm and bm are the same guy with fake nics?

Nahhh, they are just too different from one another.

mopek1 06-22-2015 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20504809)

... Then, that little bell went off. He lights up like a kid at Christmas and runs to his office. He comes back grinning ear to ear. I'm thinking he made a $500.00 content sale. He announces "another sale! i love that sound" or something similar. I ask him "How much" and he tells me something. it was like $9.00 (the bargain content store).

So he got excited over a $9 sale and treated a person (you) like garbage who was offering to give him $10,000 ???

Something isn't right ... he must have been either going through a moderate to severe depression or just psychologically going off a cliff.

I feel for him.

TheSquealer 06-22-2015 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mopek1 (Post 20505194)
So he got excited over a $9 sale and treated a person (you) like garbage who was offering to give him $10,000 ???

Something isn't right ... he must have been either going through a moderate to severe depression or just psychologically going off a cliff.

I feel for him.

No no.

We left and he kept hitting me up to do it.We had no interest in dealing with him. I might have misspoke. What I was trying to say was I was watching this guy who was basically broke taking about how valuable his time was as a professional photographer and that he'd have his wife shoot it. What most don't know is that his wife actually shot a large part of the content he sold. He kept always giving examples "I pay a girl x, I shoot x sets, I sell then x times for x dollars - basically "I am not going to shoot anything for less than $4000 a day or something like that. And I am listening to him and you can plainly see he is broke and makes no money shooting at all. Remember, his business was dead soon after.

I was watching him get excited over a $10.00 sale.... But in the other thread, his defense in the end was "I just wasn't interested in doing business with you and that's why I can't remember you". Our agreement was $2600 per hole, would girls at a time. It wasn't too long after that he was begging for money on this forum.

I don't know his story exactly. I suspect that he got a few content orders in a short period of time and sold a bit online and was able to lease space he had. I think that about that same time, work for him completely dried up and he slowly coasted to a halt. But in his own mind (as he shoes on this forum), he thought he was a world champion photographer deserving $1000.00 plus per hour or something for his time.

Jel 06-22-2015 04:31 PM

man I'd forgotten about that idiot thread... funny shit :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 06-22-2015 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20505208)
man I'd forgotten about that idiot thread... funny shit :1orglaugh

Basically all he had to do was look over his shoulder and ask "Eva, do you remember these guys" if he couldn't remember. Instead he tried to act dumb, deny it and call me a liar, thinking I couldn't prove anything anyway. It was pretty funny when I found the pics

The Porn Nerd 06-22-2015 05:03 PM

I remember that thread now. Fun times woot woot! LOL

I like Paul but the thing I remember about his rants most was how he kept saying 'Content is King!' while others said 'Traffic is King!'. This really set him off and he started comparing everything to how things were in the seventies when, as a photographer, you could certainly make 5k a day or more. Shooting for Hustler or Oui or Juggs or whatever.

He took his experiences and pretended to know how to sell porn in 2012 (or whenever this was). Thing is, he had content (whoever shot it) so if I gave a fuck (and wanted the hassles, which I did not) I could've helped Paul re-brand his content and maybe sell his stuff. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't awe inspiring either. LOL

But then Paul went off the deep end. How much he needs to keep his little house in CZ afloat who knows but it can't be much compared to England or NYC (where I am). He could have easily made $1000+ a month selling his old shit IF he knew how to do it, or would listen to those who did know how. But sadly he wasn't really interested in that. Paul was mostly interested in being RIGHT - which is why it was so funny how wrong he was a lot of the times.

Can you imagine his posts in THIS thread now? OMG :D

ReggieDurango 06-22-2015 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20505211)
Basically all he had to do was look over his shoulder and ask "Eva, do you remember these guys" if he couldn't remember. Instead he tried to act dumb, deny it and call me a liar, thinking I couldn't prove anything anyway. It was pretty funny when I found the pics

Squealer, have you seen my mini documentary on Paul?

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20505221)
Can you imagine his posts in THIS thread now? OMG :D

I believed and still do believe that Paul should be unbanned here, especially now that Damian is gone.
But, the stipulation would be that his posts would be limited in characters to the same number of characters twitter posts allow. That would be great and hilarious! Justice. Theo and Eric can we please, at long last, enact this plan?

mineistaken 06-22-2015 05:12 PM

Free Paul Markham! :winkwink:

ReggieDurango 06-22-2015 05:19 PM

50 Squealers!


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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20505226)
Squealer, have you seen my mini documentary on Paul?


I believed and still do believe that Paul should be unbanned here, especially now that Damian is gone.
But, the stipulation would be that his posts would be limited in characters to the same number of characters twitter posts allow. That would be great and hilarious! Justice. Theo and Eric can we please, at long last, enact this plan?


Jel 06-22-2015 05:19 PM

markham is a fucking moron, and to top it off he's a lying cunt as well. He knows how to shoot (I assume, I have less than zero knowledge in that area) and that's it. Literally every word he has rambled on a message board that didn't have directly to do with shooting is either fantasy, cluelessness, or an out and out lie.

When people like 12clicks, JT, and that calibre post, you stfu and listen because they know their shit inside out.

When I post, you bear in mind I've never made 7 figures in a single year.

When markham posts, you dismiss any 'knowledge' he tries to portray, and understand it's 100% opinion, and 99% made-up fantasy stats/numbers along with what amounts to nothing more than pathetic whining in order to get others to agree with him so he feels less of a failure. The man is poison to anyone learning this biz, and that's a measure of who he is - he'd delibarately mislead and misguide newbies in order to make himself feel better.

Kudos to The Squealer in that idiot thread, and hmm, reggiedurango may not be the fake nick of who I thought it was after all.

ReggieDurango 06-22-2015 05:21 PM

Who did you think I was a fake nick of? I'm not! Lol

TCLGirls 06-22-2015 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20505234)
markham is a fucking moron, and to top it off he's a lying cunt as well. He knows how to shoot (I assume, I have less than zero knowledge in that area) and that's it. Literally every word he has rambled on a message board that didn't have directly to do with shooting is either fantasy, cluelessness, or an out and out lie.

When people like 12clicks, JT, and that calibre post, you stfu and listen because they know their shit inside out.

When I post, you bear in mind I've never made 7 figures in a single year.

When markham posts, you dismiss any 'knowledge' he tries to portray, and understand it's 100% opinion, and 99% made-up fantasy stats/numbers along with what amounts to nothing more than pathetic whining in order to get others to agree with him so he feels less of a failure. The man is poison to anyone learning this biz, and that's a measure of who he is - he'd delibarately mislead and misguide newbies in order to make himself feel better.

Kudos to The Squealer in that idiot thread, and hmm, reggiedurango may not be the fake nick of who I thought it was after all.


:Oh crap

Jel 06-22-2015 05:38 PM

lol, well I'll hold my hands up to that - good catch :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 06-22-2015 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20505234)
markham is a fucking moron, and to top it off he's a lying cunt as well. He knows how to shoot (I assume, I have less than zero knowledge in that area) and that's it. Literally every word he has rambled on a message board that didn't have directly to do with shooting is either fantasy, cluelessness, or an out and out lie.

When people like 12clicks, JT, and that calibre post, you stfu and listen because they know their shit inside out.

When I post, you bear in mind I've never made 7 figures in a single year.

When markham posts, you dismiss any 'knowledge' he tries to portray, and understand it's 100% opinion, and 99% made-up fantasy stats/numbers along with what amounts to nothing more than pathetic whining in order to get others to agree with him so he feels less of a failure. The man is poison to anyone learning this biz, and that's a measure of who he is - he'd delibarately mislead and misguide newbies in order to make himself feel better.

Kudos to The Squealer in that idiot thread, and hmm, reggiedurango may not be the fake nick of who I thought it was after all.

The analogy i used was basically like trying to deal with writers. They'll tell you how they earn $2.00 a word and are published in huge publications to create the impression that they are high paid and worth a lot and then neglect to mention that it only happened once and will never... ever happen again. Like someone that won at a casino, they conveniently forget about the massive losses... and talk about the win day and night.

I strongly suspect that he bullshitted his way into a few big content orders at the peak of the market, got ahead a little, leased an office, bought a car etc.. but that moment was both the start and end of his business as he just sold content here and there through his site and sloiwly coasted to a site, ending it all with his bargain content site and then ultimately trynig to license to tubes... then shutting it all down. He almost immediately started to launch adult sites (paulmarkhamteens.com) after he got online and tgps for trafic generation etc etc etc because he couldn't make much with content by selling it. Even though he was talking on forums like he was posting from his private island.

PaperstreetWinston 06-22-2015 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20504307)
I hate this biz and most people in it.

:helpme :helpme :helpme

TheSquealer 06-22-2015 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PDeluxe (Post 20505295)
:helpme :helpme :helpme

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/...teddy-bear.jpg

ReggieDurango 06-22-2015 07:47 PM

Sorry to repeat but Squealer, have you seen my mini documentary on Paul??

TheSquealer 06-22-2015 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20505321)
Sorry to repeat but Squealer, have you seen my mini documentary on Paul??

I dont think so.

plaster 06-22-2015 09:25 PM

So is Paul also Mr. Durango or not? And any cliff notes on who Squealer is?

ReggieDurango 06-22-2015 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster (Post 20505352)
So is Paul also Mr. Durango or not? And any cliff notes on who Squealer is?

Cliff notes on Squealer: he buys traffic and sends it to dating offers, and he tells (writes) stories pretty well. He speaks Russian.

And, as to your first question, YES, I am Paul Markham, and he is me, we are one and the same.

The Porn Nerd 06-22-2015 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20505354)
And, as to your first question, YES, I am Paul Markham, and he is me, we are one and the same.

Explains everything. :anon

When did you learn to write a post less then eight paragraphs long Paul/Reggie? :)

Diomed 06-22-2015 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20505233)
50 Squealers!

Touche..

The Porn Nerd 06-22-2015 11:17 PM

You know, come to think of it, Paul DID contact me once via ICQ asking me who The Squealor was, if I knew what he did in the Industry, etc.

Hmmm......

sonofsam 06-23-2015 12:58 AM

That was a great read. Not often do you find a thread on gfy actually worth reading. I like your mindset also. You sound like a true hustler.

10/10 would read again

ReggieDurango 06-23-2015 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20505371)
You know, come to think of it, Paul DID contact me once via ICQ asking me who The Squealor was, if I knew what he did in the Industry, etc.

Hmmm......

Not only am I Paul, but I am also simultaneously, and paradoxically, Eva!


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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20505024)
do you ever consider that bm and bm are the same guy with fake nics?

Wait, aren't you BM bradley?
..or is that someone else?
Is this the subtle hint you've left to reveal that you are indeed both blackmonsters and brassmonkey and have been the whole time?

TheSquealer 06-23-2015 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20505371)
You know, come to think of it, Paul DID contact me once via ICQ asking me who The Squealor was, if I knew what he did in the Industry, etc.

Hmmm......

This is why towards the end of that village idiot thread, i was feeling a little weird about him and his replies. It seemed like he genuinely didn't recall anything. He's stubborn and insane... so it wasn't clear what was him just trying to deny, thinking nothing could be proven or whether or not he actually had some sort of issue recalling past events.. like maybe a stroke or series of mini strokes or some other issue affecting memory. It's easy to say "he could have simply asked Eva" but then again, if you are 100% sure an event never happened because you can't recall any aspect of it whatsoever, then you likely wouldn't ask.

I mean, he was asking around about who i was when i described everything in detail... even the interior of his own house... yet he apparently couldn't put it all together as if foreigners fly in from Russia all the time to talk biz, he shows them his operation, takes them on a photo shoot (a shoot which he fully recalled) and then he invites them to his home for dinner... and can't remember even one detail about them.

But with this thread, i started thinking about it again. Why was he having Eva and another assistant shoot most of his content in the last couple years of shooting? Particularly in a business that for him was in obvious, sharp decline and where he truly believed himself to be a genius and true artist and other Playboy/Penthouse photogs to be hacks.

I wonder now if something actually did happen like a stroke or series of stokes. His eyesight might have been failing him, he might have had tremors in his hands, different types of memory failing him etc. Thinking about it all, that makes a great deal more sense than anything he's said.

TheSquealer 06-23-2015 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20505508)
Not only am I Paul, but I am also simultaneously, and paradoxically, Eva!



Wait, aren't you BM bradley?
..or is that someone else?
Is this the subtle hint you've left to reveal that you are indeed both blackmonsters and brassmonkey and have been the whole time?

Well, you're likely not his brother because though Paul clearly thought he was the brains of the operation (as scary as that sounds) his brother was just cheap labor in his studio. Anyone i know that's dealt with his brother has characterized him as a complete prick. I on;y saw him fumbling around as cheap labor trying to build a tgp.

JFK 06-23-2015 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20504307)
I've been to quite a few shows, but only to meet friend and meet others I work with or send traffic to. I buy traffic. Mostly dating and not much volume compared to the biggest guys. I hate this biz and most people in it.

Finally, truth in Advertsing:1orglaugh:thumbsup

EddyTheDog 06-23-2015 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20505234)
markham is a fucking moron, and to top it off he's a lying cunt as well. He knows how to shoot (I assume, I have less than zero knowledge in that area) and that's it. Literally every word he has rambled on a message board that didn't have directly to do with shooting is either fantasy, cluelessness, or an out and out lie.

When people like 12clicks, JT, and that calibre post, you stfu and listen because they know their shit inside out.

When I post, you bear in mind I've never made 7 figures in a single year.

When markham posts, you dismiss any 'knowledge' he tries to portray, and understand it's 100% opinion, and 99% made-up fantasy stats/numbers along with what amounts to nothing more than pathetic whining in order to get others to agree with him so he feels less of a failure. The man is poison to anyone learning this biz, and that's a measure of who he is - he'd delibarately mislead and misguide newbies in order to make himself feel better.

Kudos to The Squealer in that idiot thread, and hmm, reggiedurango may not be the fake nick of who I thought it was after all.

12Clicks? - All he knows is how to fuck over surfers and is a big part of the reason the affiliate model is failing - Not the only part, but a big part...

The guy is scum.....

ReggieDurango 06-23-2015 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20506087)
12Clicks? - All he knows is how to fuck over surfers and is a big part of the reason the affiliate model is failing - Not the only part, but a big part...

The guy is scum.....

Quoted for truth

TheSquealer 06-23-2015 07:48 PM

The biggest reason the affiliate model is failing is that affiliates are now (and have been for some time), largely irrelevant.

ReggieDurango 06-23-2015 08:17 PM

Yeah, the truth I was quoting was more about 12clicks being scum.

Google Expert 06-24-2015 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20506087)
12Clicks? - All he knows is how to fuck over surfers and is a big part of the reason the affiliate model is failing - Not the only part, but a big part...

The guy is scum.....

No shit.

P.S.
one of the best threads in quite some time.

ReggieDurango 06-24-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20506509)
one of the best threads in quite some time.

Hopefully it will keep going and Squealer has oh so much more to share!

TheSquealer 06-24-2015 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20507185)
Hopefully it will keep going and Squealer has oh so much more to share!

Why did you make documentary about Markham? Were you being serious? How did that happen? Was that what those youtube videos were where one showed the blond model was visibly uncomfortable and creeped out by him?

12clicks 06-25-2015 09:10 AM

hahahaha, GFY piss ants blaming their betters for their failures. :1orglaugh

ReggieDurango 06-25-2015 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20507198)
Why did you make documentary about Markham? Were you being serious? How did that happen?

Interesting story, how it happened, sparked by the one of the most legendary threads in gfy history!:
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...porn-days.html

At the time, Paul hadn't shot in a couple years. He got throat cancer and had been bedridden. Fabian of Manwin came into the thread. Eventually he asked what it would take to get Paul back and shoot a scene for Manwin. Everyone was saying there was no way in a million years this shoot would happen. Things like "Paul would never shoot for Manwin" as he was their sworn enemy, "deal with the devil" - etc."Paul will take the money and run, lol" yada yada etc.

But as the thread progressed in became clear that this shoot was actually going to happen! Someone asked Paul to make sure he got good behind the scenes footage, I think as a joke, but it made me think about shooting this as a mini documentary. Kind of crazy-sounding, I know, but I was planning a trip to Europe anyway, and I suppose my 'filmmaker' instinct kicked in, and I was like, I gotta go to Brno and shoot this!
In retrospect, I'm very glad I did it, and look back fondly on the experience!
Would still love to turn it into a longer documentary piece someday by getting Fabian and DamianJ's interviews, but that probably won't happen.

But enough for now about the why's and how's of the documentary, let's get to the documentary itself!:

Part 1:


Part 2:



Watch it with an open-mind, if you would. I edited it objectively: didn't try to make Paul a hero or a villain, just showed what it was really like to be with him for the few days before, during, and after the shoot.

The Porn Nerd 06-25-2015 08:09 PM

I watched it with an open....bowl. The only way to do it dude, sorry.

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I mean, thank you. :)

Pro tip: Sync it up with Dark Side Of The Moon for a real trip.

:rasta


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