nice

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329-623-811 ICQ MEEEEEEEEEE

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

marilyn lived in an apartment not far from me

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No more playboy pics :(

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. -- Michael J. Fox (quoted in San Francisco Chronicle, 1988)

Cool :thumbsup

http://www.johngilmore.com/Celebriti...lyn_Monroe.jpg

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. -- Molly McGee

had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

BRING ME THE HEAD OF JOHN THE BAPTIST!

http://www.american-pictures.com/gen....of.John.2.jpg

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Fuck this whore thread... I have smoking to do.
[leaves]

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I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Technically I should use this opportunity to get up to 10k, but who am I kidding.

historically recorded, at least he went down in the history books.

jesus however never made it to the books like he did.

funny how that is overlooked

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

So fake.

Yo?

see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."

Nope... Goatse is quite real... deal with it.

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and when youre really down and out and you feel theres no way out, let go, let go now...

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You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can

Okay 9350 ... thats a nice round number. I'm really really really really done for tonight.

Fuck you very much.

See you in hell.


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