This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Your choice this time, I'm buying."

If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

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If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

yummy

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jesus christ, that is disgusting

So, you're a girl huh?

this is quite the whore thread

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. -- Elton John

wonder if this can beat the longest thread of all time award

if it goes at this rate it will by next week

too many women, too many pills

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You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

and what the fuck does elton john have against goats???

fucking fags, they always have to draw lines and shit

Yum
http://www.renegadetgp.com/bigclit2.jpg

never enough women, never enough pills

The ultimate
http://www.renegadetgp.com/bigclit3.jpg

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,blue eyes, etc...

ew

In Australia a doctor has discovered a female patient whose sleepwalking causes her to go out and have sex with total strangers while she?s asleep. ... They could have diagnosed this years ago, but no guys ever complained. -- Jay Leno

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. -- Woody Allen (Hollywood Ending, 2002)

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Allen (Crimes and Misdemeanors, 1989)

fuck yeah

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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson

Jesus Christ Tapdancing on a bicycle!!!!

My heater?s broke and I?m so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord?s gone, I?m down and out
Ooh, it?s cold gin time again
You know it?ll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it?s the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

It?s time to leave and get another quart
Around the corner at the liquor store
Haha, the cheapest stuff is all I need
To get me back on my feet again

Ooh, it?s cold gin time again
You know it?ll always win
It?s cold gin time again
You know it?s the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

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:1orglaugh :(

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