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Huskie 08-30-2006 10:51 PM
Not to sound gay. ;)

s2kcord 08-30-2006 10:55 PM
Let's all HUG in the name of GOD! :)

Thicky Dix 08-30-2006 10:59 PM
http://www.near-death.com/

Check out this site. Look at the Notable NDE's. What better source for this info than people who have died and came back to life.

OzMan 08-31-2006 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by mrkris
What are you talking about?
I was referring to your loljesus site ..but since that went over your head and now I had to explain it to ya..it lost what little humor It originally had

OzMan 08-31-2006 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Thicky Dix
http://www.near-death.com/

Check out this site. Look at the Notable NDE's. What better source for this info than people who have died and came back to life.
awesome site but please don't corrupt this meaningful thread about why we are all gonna burn in hell if we don't believe etc by posting a link to a site detailing many people's actual experiences of life after death :winkwink:

madawgz 08-31-2006 01:22 AM
believe what you want, its not the only religion...

GrouchyAdmin 08-31-2006 01:25 AM
I still like pie.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 08-31-2006 03:39 AM
Just out of curiosity - did anybody READ the first post? All that stuff about the megasphere and robot saviours and supersphere quadrant 7ZX-92891-4? Just checking....seems like some people are projecting just a little bit. :2 cents:

Granted, it's not A Modest Proposal, but not a bad bit of satire :thumbsup

P.S. notabook - don't click the link, it's an essay. which is really smiliar to a book.

Fizzgig 08-31-2006 03:43 AM
God lives in my shoe.

mrkris 08-31-2006 08:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OzMan
I was referring to your loljesus site ..but since that went over your head and now I had to explain it to ya..it lost what little humor It originally had
I figured that's what you were talking about, but I sold that ages ago.

Supz 08-31-2006 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by s2kcord
Don't be a bunch of idiots.

I cant BELEAVE HOW YOU SPELLED BELIEVE

i guess it takes an idiot to know an idiot

E$_manager 08-31-2006 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses
Just out of curiosity - did anybody READ the first post?
I didn't :1orglaugh

notabook 08-31-2006 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses
P.S. notabook - don't click the link, it's an essay. which is really smiliar to a book.
Thank you for the warning! I was just seconds away from a horrible death, and-or being turned into a faggot by reading that essay. Thanks to your invaluable warning though, I am saved for yet another day so I can continue to worship Archiot!

CaptainWolfy 08-31-2006 06:53 PM
i belive i can fly... :)

rodney25 08-31-2006 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by s2kcord
Don't be a bunch of idiots.

I am quite hesistant to believe to somebody who doesn't even know how to spell.

Jinx 08-31-2006 10:08 PM
Your god is in the sig below.

notabook 08-31-2006 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jinx
Your god is in the sig below.
No he is not :| Archiot remains outside of the Megasphere currently, quite content with his success and marveling at all that there is through his mechanical manipulation of the Megasphere.

E$_manager 08-31-2006 10:43 PM
I believe that what will happen will happen.

MyNameIsNobody 08-31-2006 11:32 PM
This comedy guy got it right.. Talk about hitting the head on the nail..

Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
When it comes to bullshit, big time, major league bullshit.. the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims; Religion! No contest!

Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told! Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky who watchers everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream an cry for ever and ever till the end of time? but he loves you!!!

He loves you and he NEEDS money! He always needs money! He?s all powerful, all perfect all-knowing and all wise, but somehow he just can?t handle money!! Religion takes in billion of dollars, they pay no taxes and they always need a little more. Now you talk about a good bullshit story! Holy SHIT!

But I want you to know something, this is sincere. I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God.. I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe there is a God who created each of us in his own image and likeness, loves us very much and keep a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that but I gotta tell you. The longer you live the more you look around, the more you realise; something is fucked up! Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the ice capades..

Something is definitely wrong. This is NOT good work. If this is the best God can do I am not impressed! Results like these do not belong in the resume of a supreme being. This is the kind of shit you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.

Just between you and me, in any decently run universe this guy would be out on his all powerful ass a long time ago!! And by the way, I say ?this guy? because I firmly believe, looking at these results that if there is a God it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this!

So.. if there is a god.. if there is, I think most reasonable people might agree that he is at least incompetent and maybe, just maybe doesn?t give a shit! Doesn?t give a shit.. which I admire in a person and witch would explain a lot of these bad results.

Jaytown 09-01-2006 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by s2kcord
The proof is the world can not form with out some act of GOD or Superbeing.

I might not be the best speller but thats how I feel how could you feel any other way about it I mean it just makes sense to me. What part does not make sense to you I will expain in more detail if you like.
Given enough time in the vast eternity that is space ANYTHING and EVERYTHING IS possible and WILL occur at some point or another due to NATURAL SELECTION. People who believe so deeply in certain IDEAS do not take into account that our entire existence as human beings is so small and swift that it actually hasnt even happend at all if you where to stretch it out onto a plane of eternity. If you can comprehend these videos, it should open up new doors of enlightenment to the shallow misperceptions that the majority of the world has.

We are here for the ride my friend, not to judge, not to be judged and definately not to dictate or have our final destination decided at all, although at times it may seem comforting and give meaning to what we dont understand. It just really comes down to possibility, not fact. BELEIVING is what we as human beings do best, but forcing others to believe what you do will grant you nothing. Live and let die, or live and let live for as long as life last and enjoy what you DO HAVE and not what you MIGHT or COULD have. :)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M2SVM...elated&search=

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M2SVM...elated&search=

Madame0120 09-01-2006 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by s2kcord
Don't be a bunch of idiots.
When I sit in my garden with the sun on my face and watch the birds, I can feel my G-d is near.

It all comes down to Pure Faith.

blackfeet 09-01-2006 06:16 AM
trust me...there IS a GOD!
if i told you some of the stuff that
happened to me, you would be amazed.

prayer is also a powerful thing.

i've had enemies that tried to destroy me
but all i had to do was pray to god.
i'm talking half hour to an hour praise and worship. tears and all.

people have lost their jobs.
gone to prison.
are homeless.
gone bankrupt.
some even DIED!!!

he even took on a whole police force that was harrassing me, trying to set me up over some bs i had NOTHING to do with.
because of the police i couldn't keep a job. they would follow me from job to job trying to make me look bad and ridicule.

guess what GOD did?

he made my brother chief of police.

so i started asking god to help me make money online so i can be self employeed and not have to deal with mean spirited people. i was sick of low wages and being over worked.

there was a well know porn site online. but the site had a nick name. i went to register the nick name and it went through. i was shocked! the owner of the site emailed me and asked how did i get his nick name? he had already registered it.

that name has made me almost a million dollars. then i had another idea for a domain name then covered all my bases with com, net org etc. i do six figures each and every year for the past 9 years.

another secret to my sucess is GIVING back. if you read the book of matthew it talks about reaping a sowing. if you plant mustard seeds you will get even more. if you plant apple seeds you will get even more apples plus, the fruit to enjoy.

MONEY is no diffrent. give and you shall receive. 30, 60, 100 fold.

i didn't want to make this drawn out, but be very carefull. we are in the last days. we don't have much time left. i believe we have 7 years at best.

yes i'm in porn but i don't study it. god will take money from the wicked and give it to the righteous. (meaning decent people)

i'm almost ready to get out of the game. truth is this online porn stuff is almost over anyway. the powers that be want us ALL broke and busted, so they can bring in the nwo. once satan and his boys take over the middle east, it's a done deal. (i'm not saying bush is satan)

stuff is gonna get so bad that the only person to protect us and give us peace will be GOD.

Jer 09-01-2006 06:22 AM
God is Brazilian and He's my buddy

CDSmith 09-01-2006 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by s2kcord
God put you on earth to prepare you for heaven. Then when he opens the doors for you to get in you will know how to be in peace no more pain of the world no more sin. It is impossible for the world to form like it did with out a god..... Just do whatever you feel in your soul and if that is to denie god then all I can say is have a fun time in hell or whatever you beleave it.
This is the same hammerhead that posted the following in another thread....

Quote:
Originally Posted by s2kcord
I was at the store the other day this 15 year old bitch was wearing a white short skirt you could see her pink thong it was so short I cant lie I poped a fucking boner right their she was talking on the phone she had a fat ass and some big ass tits she was short but still if a 15 year old is going to dress like that it's fair game. I got her number!
Now I realize in full just what kind of retard troll we've been feeding. :D

ADL Colin 09-01-2006 08:57 AM
God is so 1950s.

Big John 09-01-2006 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by CDSmith
This is the same hammerhead that posted the following in another thread....



Now I realize in full just what kind of retard troll we've been feeding. :D
3+ years ago crap trolling just for sig views may have made a little cash. Apart from the small handful who get paid per post does it still do so? Do these idiots really make enough from sig referrals to be worth posting all this inane crap?

Oh and nice posts BTW CD. Some of the most sensible I've seen in a religion thread.

CDSmith 09-01-2006 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big John
3+ years ago crap trolling just for sig views may have made a little cash. Apart from the small handful who get paid per post does it still do so? Do these idiots really make enough from sig referrals to be worth posting all this inane crap?

Oh and nice posts BTW CD. Some of the most sensible I've seen in a religion thread.
The companies paying them have to wake up and realize they are being drained of cash in a worthless manner.

Thanks, comment appreciated.

E$_manager 09-01-2006 10:35 AM
may there is some special scence in the mistake in the thread title ? :)


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