If this guy even HAS a wife, I'd be scared if I were her. I think, more likely, he's like 14-17 and living in his mom's basement.

I would never do anything like that, but I could practice my MMA on the other guy though :winkwink:

Like I said, I have a kick ass prenup. No worries.

Now I don't know much about the medical field or surgeons... but, common sense would tell me that the surgeons making the big bucks are highly specialized and the lead in the operation. Your wife must be superwoman if in just under 2 years she's going to gain all of the experience necessary to become a GREAT surgeon and be the lead.

By the way, shouldn't you have some conspiracy about doctors? How about charging obscene amounts of money for trivial visits? Or how about denying people treatment because they lack the proper insurance/money? Or what about taking "bribes" from drug companies to dish out the pill-of-the-week?

this thread is moving so fast with a bunch of nicks i've never seen before

Why bother with the guy though? I mean we'd all want to, but don't you have a business and a lot of money to lose in it? Is beating a guy up worth losing your business and potentially going to jail?

Scared of what, the prenup? yeah, that would be wise :thumbsup

You sure are a jealous person aren't ya?

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Yeah I would laugh so loud, you are so full of shit

I'm a voodoo doctor.

87.8% of the 95.7% cheat on them with their "good friends". It's true, look it up.

In the next 2 years my g/f is going to win the lotto :thumbsup

Probbaly not, you are correct. I'm not an animal for god's sake.. except in bed :winkwink:

I'm telling you man -- it's just a matter of time until someone makes the page for this guy. :1orglaugh

who really cares..maybe he's lying very good chance of that, but then agian maybe he's honest..but this is the internet where you can be whoever you want....:)

There have been a lot of guys I've wanted to knock out. Guys who owed me money, screwed me over, or mouthed off. But the more you make, the more you have, the bigger risk it becomes. It sucks, but it's why people bait celebrities and athletes all the time.

Read his other threads if you want to judge for yourself. MSNBC did some sort of special about him, by last count he's sending about 30,000 joins per minute to hundreds of programs, and other such nonsense.

It's pretty good stuff .. I hope he sticks around for a long time. :1orglaugh

don't count your chickens before they are hatched . . . she could leave you by then

Ok wait a fucking second. I have spent more time in hospitals than most residents. I have spoken with numerous Doctors, Surgeons, Nurses, and everything else from lab techs to candy strippers. On just about every topic known to man it seems.

Doctors as well as surgeons do not make 400k after residency. Nope, not going to happen, does not happen, will not happen. If she is lucky, if she is in a good hospital, and gauging a few other factors. She would be expected to make approx 250k a year as a surgeon with a specialty such as Orthopedics.

This does not take into account student loan paybacks, malpractice insurance (very high for surgeons), taxes, trade organization fees, and everything else.

I do not care what anyone is told. These are true numbers from actual surgeons I have spoken with. The very few that break this barrier (250-350k) are in private practice typically doing cosmetic procedures.

You're assuming:

A) He's even GOT a wife .. or OLD enough to have one.
If A is true, that B) She's even in SCHOOL to be a doctor.

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Speaking of which, AfterShock, you get that PC all done after what we went through yesterday? :winkwink:

dont forget to take away 30-40% of her salary to cover med mal insurance, that is about what my dad paid when he was still a practicing surgeon. He was in cardiac & thoracic and I know depending on which field she goes in, it will vary some.

So lets assume she starts at 400k... minus taxes, med mal and student loans will be around 120k a year.

Let's assume "she" starts out closer to the normal, which is nowhere NEAR 400k. But the rest is true.

Jealousy lowers your immune system :2 cents:


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Yup, sucks. insurance and taxes basically eat up 70% :disgust

One of my sperms in my left ball will find the cure for cancer - the whole family will win the Nobel Prize and be rich beyond your wildest imagination.


.... unless someone kick me real hard in the balls and I go sterile...

Don't feel too bad that you got ...

http://elvis.beefytreats.net/files/calzowned.jpg

this guy is great....

By you? :1orglaugh

6 sign ups have come in while you've been trying to prove me wrong, that I don't have a wife who's in med school :1orglaugh

I heard she already found a cure for cancer.

We should compile them ALL. It'll be hillarious by the time he's done. :1orglaugh

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This is just getting CLASSIC.

Whats even funnier is that it's all true. I guess my life is really something to be thankful for :thumbsup

Not that I believe him at all, but just going off the chart

Orthopedic Surgery - Joint Replacement
Starting is $407,037 :winkwink:

Yup. Like I said :thumbsup

Orthopedic Surgery - Joint Replacement
Starting is $407,037


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Jealousy damages your health :winkwink:

How convenient! :1orglaugh

Orthopedic Surgery - Joint Replacement
Starting is $407,037

Jealousy makes your dick limp (see sig)

:winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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In the early eighties I knew a guy that worked over 16 hours a day at two different restaurants putting his wife through medical school. She dumped him for a doctor two years after she graduated.

Stop, I'll cry.

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haha, thats sucks! :1orglaugh

Hopefully he gets a nice alimony check each month :thumbsup

She hasn't even started working in joint replacement and is going to be done in 2 years? Come on man, those guys in joint replacement spend years in regular orthopedic surgery before moving on. It's very specialized and only a few schools in this country even offer it. It also takes much more than 2 years.

No, she''ll officially be a doctor in 2 more years. she's been going for 4 years now. had 4 years of college before that. Probably has abother 2-4 years on top of that afterward depending on what she finally decides to do. she played b-ball for a d2 school here and had 2 acl surgeries which i think started her interest.

What is she learning right now? You said she is in her residency, but she hasn't decided for what? Usually you pick what you want to study and start your residency then. It's a 5 year program, so at best, she'll be out of her residency in 5 years in orthopedic surgery. You won't be able to find one that is less than 5 years in the field.

Usually you know for sure in your 4th year, so she's deciding very soon. Not such an easy choice to make.

and I keep getting residency and rotations mixed up. residency comes after rotations. she's doing rotations right now, changes every month.

So basically what you are saying is that your wife will not cheat on you because you are large and are going to have her followed by a private investigator?

Sounds like you have an amazing relationship with your wife. Thankfully though, if she does make it through to be a doctor, she will be able to support herself once she dumps your ass.

Relationships are about trust, not about fear. Keep that in mind

haha, thanks for the advice :thumbsup

You don't even know what residency is. First you say she isn't a doctor, then you say she is a resident. Which is it? Residents ARE doctors. They have earned their MD. So to say she'll be a doctor in 2 years but is in her residency is wrong.

Second, residency is for those who are specializing in something and have already earned their MD. You don't pick what you are going to study in your 3rd year, you do it right away. If you are going into a specialty like joint replacement, it can take you up to 7 years to complete your residency. It's not something you choose and take 2 years worth of stuff.

Seriously man, if you're going to make shit up, atleast research it. You have contradicted yourself so many times it's not even worth continuing. Just say you have no clue what she is learning but she plans on being a orthopedic surgeon someday.

thank you for your helpful insight. you have helped me understand what my wife, the future doctor, is doing. :thumbsup