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pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446207)
Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator. :thumbsup

Going to OJ her?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446217)
Going to OJ her?

Nope. My prenup is for that :thumbsup

Sly 12-03-2006 03:50 PM

So she doesn't even know what kind of surgeon she's going to be, yet she does know that she'll be starting at $400k? A brand new surgeon making $400k the first year?

How much does she owe for medical school? $5.55?

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446217)
Going to OJ her?

Sure the fuck sounded like it. Now, on top of all of it, he's a wife abuser. Holy shit, it keeps getting better and better. :1orglaugh

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11446223)
So she doesn't even know what kind of surgeon she's going to be, yet she does know that she'll be starting at $400k? A brand new surgeon making $400k the first year?

How much does she owe for medical school? $5.55?

about 40k per year for 8+ years :disgust

But it's more than worth it. I certainly could never do it, that's for sure. I'll be the stay at home dad :1orglaugh

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446212)

From the article:

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Before Vayner had even begun his freshman year, his tendency to exaggerate was discussed in an article in Rumpus, a Yale humor magazine. He apparently had visited as a high school senior and told unbelievable stories about himself. Among his claims to people on campus, or to the public, starting with this initial visit to Yale:

* He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".
* He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.
* He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Jerry Seinfeld. He further claims to have won two games in a tennis match against Pete Sampras.
* He is a specialist in "Chinese orthopedic massage."
* The Dalai Lama had apparently written his college recommendation.
* He has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests.
* He claimed to be "an action star, an espionage expert, and a professional athlete. He would be on the C.I.A. firing range one day and at a martial-arts competition that took place in [a] secret system of tunnels underneath Woodstock, New York."

CyberHustler 12-03-2006 03:53 PM

wow... this thread turned out differently than expected

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446234)
From the article:

:helpme

Not sure what that is.. :1orglaugh

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446225)
Sure the fuck sounded like it. Now, on top of all of it, he's a wife abuser. Holy shit, it keeps getting better and better. :1orglaugh

Some dudes are like that with women. It's creepy as shit, I had a neighbor who would go psychotic when his wife would even go out to eat with a female co-worker. Cops were always there and shit.

If a woman cheated on me, I'd just go find another broad.

MicDoohan 12-03-2006 03:54 PM

oh wow a doctor!!!

how fucking underwhelming!!

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446246)
Some dudes are like that with women. It's creepy as shit, I had a neighbor who would go psychotic when his wife would even go out to eat with a female co-worker. Cops were always there and shit.

If a woman cheated on me, I'd just go find another broad.

If this guy even HAS a wife, I'd be scared if I were her. I think, more likely, he's like 14-17 and living in his mom's basement.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446246)
Some dudes are like that with women. It's creepy as shit, I had a neighbor who would go psychotic when his wife would even go out to eat with a female co-worker. Cops were always there and shit.

If a woman cheated on me, I'd just go find another broad.

I would never do anything like that, but I could practice my MMA on the other guy though :winkwink:

Like I said, I have a kick ass prenup. No worries.

Sly 12-03-2006 03:55 PM

Now I don't know much about the medical field or surgeons... but, common sense would tell me that the surgeons making the big bucks are highly specialized and the lead in the operation. Your wife must be superwoman if in just under 2 years she's going to gain all of the experience necessary to become a GREAT surgeon and be the lead.

By the way, shouldn't you have some conspiracy about doctors? How about charging obscene amounts of money for trivial visits? Or how about denying people treatment because they lack the proper insurance/money? Or what about taking "bribes" from drug companies to dish out the pill-of-the-week?

CyberHustler 12-03-2006 03:56 PM

this thread is moving so fast with a bunch of nicks i've never seen before

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446263)
I would never do anything like that, but I could practice my MMA on the other guy though :winkwink:

Like I said, I have a kick ass prenup. No worries.

Why bother with the guy though? I mean we'd all want to, but don't you have a business and a lot of money to lose in it? Is beating a guy up worth losing your business and potentially going to jail?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446258)
If this guy even HAS a wife, I'd be scared if I were her. I think, more likely, he's like 14-17 and living in his mom's basement.

Scared of what, the prenup? yeah, that would be wise :thumbsup

You sure are a jealous person aren't ya?

:1orglaugh

bizarrejan 12-03-2006 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446101)
Yeah that would be hilarious! :winkwink:

Yeah I would laugh so loud, you are so full of shit

SomeCreep 12-03-2006 03:57 PM

I'm a voodoo doctor.

aico 12-03-2006 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446207)
Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator. :thumbsup

87.8% of the 95.7% cheat on them with their "good friends". It's true, look it up.

L-Pink 12-03-2006 03:58 PM

In the next 2 years my g/f is going to win the lotto :thumbsup

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446274)
Why bother with the guy though? I mean we'd all want to, but don't you have a business and a lot of money to lose in it? Is beating a guy up worth losing your business and potentially going to jail?

Probbaly not, you are correct. I'm not an animal for god's sake.. except in bed :winkwink:

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bizarrejan (Post 11446278)
Yeah I would laugh so loud, you are so full of shit

I'm telling you man -- it's just a matter of time until someone makes the page for this guy. :1orglaugh

69pornlinks 12-03-2006 04:00 PM

who really cares..maybe he's lying very good chance of that, but then agian maybe he's honest..but this is the internet where you can be whoever you want....:)

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446285)
Probbaly not, you are correct. I'm not an animal for god's sake.. except in bed :winkwink:

There have been a lot of guys I've wanted to knock out. Guys who owed me money, screwed me over, or mouthed off. But the more you make, the more you have, the bigger risk it becomes. It sucks, but it's why people bait celebrities and athletes all the time.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 69pornlinks (Post 11446296)
who really cares..maybe he's lying very good chance of that, but then agian maybe he's honest..but this is the internet where you can be whoever you want....:)

Read his other threads if you want to judge for yourself. MSNBC did some sort of special about him, by last count he's sending about 30,000 joins per minute to hundreds of programs, and other such nonsense.

It's pretty good stuff .. I hope he sticks around for a long time. :1orglaugh

baddog 12-03-2006 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445971)
2 more years :winkwink:

don't count your chickens before they are hatched . . . she could leave you by then

After Shock Media 12-03-2006 04:04 PM

Ok wait a fucking second. I have spent more time in hospitals than most residents. I have spoken with numerous Doctors, Surgeons, Nurses, and everything else from lab techs to candy strippers. On just about every topic known to man it seems.

Doctors as well as surgeons do not make 400k after residency. Nope, not going to happen, does not happen, will not happen. If she is lucky, if she is in a good hospital, and gauging a few other factors. She would be expected to make approx 250k a year as a surgeon with a specialty such as Orthopedics.

This does not take into account student loan paybacks, malpractice insurance (very high for surgeons), taxes, trade organization fees, and everything else.

I do not care what anyone is told. These are true numbers from actual surgeons I have spoken with. The very few that break this barrier (250-350k) are in private practice typically doing cosmetic procedures.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11446327)
Ok wait a fucking second. I have spent more time in hospitals than most residents. I have spoken with numerous Doctors, Surgeons, Nurses, and everything else from lab techs to candy strippers. On just about every topic known to man it seems.

Doctors as well as surgeons do not make 400k after residency. Nope, not going to happen, does not happen, will not happen. If she is lucky, if she is in a good hospital, and gauging a few other factors. She would be expected to make approx 250k a year as a surgeon with a specialty such as Orthopedics.

This does not take into account student loan paybacks, malpractice insurance (very high for surgeons), taxes, trade organization fees, and everything else.

I do not care what anyone is told. These are true numbers from actual surgeons I have spoken with. The very few that break this barrier (250-350k) are in private practice typically doing cosmetic procedures.

You're assuming:

A) He's even GOT a wife .. or OLD enough to have one.
If A is true, that B) She's even in SCHOOL to be a doctor.

:1orglaugh

edgeprod 12-03-2006 04:06 PM

Speaking of which, AfterShock, you get that PC all done after what we went through yesterday? :winkwink:

juz 12-03-2006 04:07 PM

dont forget to take away 30-40% of her salary to cover med mal insurance, that is about what my dad paid when he was still a practicing surgeon. He was in cardiac & thoracic and I know depending on which field she goes in, it will vary some.

So lets assume she starts at 400k... minus taxes, med mal and student loans will be around 120k a year.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by juz (Post 11446348)
So lets assume she starts at 400k... minus taxes, med mal and student loans will be around 120k a year.

Let's assume "she" starts out closer to the normal, which is nowhere NEAR 400k. But the rest is true.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446357)
Let's assume "she" starts out closer to the normal, which is nowhere NEAR 400k. But the rest is true.

Jealousy lowers your immune system :2 cents:


:thumbsup

ForteCash 12-03-2006 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by juz (Post 11446348)
dont forget to take away 30-40% of her salary to cover med mal insurance, that is about what my dad paid when he was still a practicing surgeon. He was in cardiac & thoracic and I know depending on which field she goes in, it will vary some.

So lets assume she starts at 400k... minus taxes, med mal and student loans will be around 120k a year.

Yup, sucks. insurance and taxes basically eat up 70% :disgust

Machete_ 12-03-2006 04:15 PM

One of my sperms in my left ball will find the cure for cancer - the whole family will win the Nobel Prize and be rich beyond your wildest imagination.


.... unless someone kick me real hard in the balls and I go sterile...

edgeprod 12-03-2006 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446382)
Jealousy lowers your immune system

Don't feel too bad that you got ...

http://elvis.beefytreats.net/files/calzowned.jpg

CyberHustler 12-03-2006 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445673)
I was making 60k+ a month when I was 20 :2 cents:

But I'm more of a frugal buyer and a saver, and invest my money.. :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445647)
I'm coming out with a new product called "handybags".. Its a set of rubber tits you can fuck that look like purses and handbags :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444250)
The fact you would sell a rubber asshole for losers to wank off with and NOT market a program that works makes you a fool, but your poor grammer and word usage shows that already :2 cents:

Congratulations, you are the rubber asshole :thumbsup


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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445620)
Don't think so, I already make more than most Doctors :thumbsup

And we've already been together for 10 years :winkwink:

And our prenup is pretty well slanted in my favor, so it's all good :pimp

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444445)
My phone works for a while without the battery in , and can charge as well without the batter in :2 cents:

supposed to be for emergency backup and extra power in cold weather, which i really don't get how it helps.

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11443432)
Ok, just called and I guess i did pay, I also left a 150% tip! fuck!!!!

A 52 dollar bill and I spent 125 bucks total.. what the fuck is wrong with me? :1orglaugh

this guy is great....

ForteCash 12-03-2006 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446393)
Don't feel too bad that you got ...

http://elvis.beefytreats.net/files/calzowned.jpg

By you? :1orglaugh

6 sign ups have come in while you've been trying to prove me wrong, that I don't have a wife who's in med school :1orglaugh

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 04:17 PM

I heard she already found a cure for cancer.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts (Post 11446399)
this guy is great....

We should compile them ALL. It'll be hillarious by the time he's done. :1orglaugh

edgeprod 12-03-2006 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446400)
6 sign ups have come in

:1orglaugh

This is just getting CLASSIC.


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