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pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446712)
thank you for your helpful insight. you have helped me understand what my wife, the future doctor, is doing. :thumbsup

She is a doctor. You said she was in her residency. If she is in her residency, she has her medical degree. How do you not even know your wife is a doctor?

HouseHead 12-03-2006 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446140)
Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

Thats why they have doctors Insurence isnt it my friend?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446742)
She is a doctor. You said she was in her residency. If she is in her residency, she has her medical degree. How do you not even know your wife is a doctor?

like I said, I meant rotaions, not residency. you get paid during your residency and you are at 1 place. her rotations, which she is in now, rotates each month, at a different hospital, doing a different practice. This month is pediatrics. next month is OB I think.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Insane Matt (Post 11446756)
Thats why they have doctors Insurence isnt it my friend?

yes, which is very expensive.

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446764)
like I said, I meant rotaions, not residency. you get paid during your residency and you are at 1 place. her rotations, which she is in now, rotates each month, at a different hospital, doing a different practice. This month is pediatrics. next month is OB I think.

So she hasn't started her residency? If that's the case, she's atleast 5 years away from practicing orthopedic surgery. 5 years is basically the minimum in that field.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446794)
So she hasn't started her residency? If that's the case, she's atleast 5 years away from practicing orthopedic surgery. 5 years is basically the minimum in that field.

yup, at 40+k per year.. I was thinking she had 4 years left. It will be more than worth it though.

She's paying her own loans though, no way I am :winkwink:

edgeprod 12-03-2006 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446704)
Seriously man, if you're going to make shit up, atleast research it.

:thumbsup

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446844)
:thumbsup

You're a smart one. :thumbsup

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:34 PM

I can't believe how many replies and view this thread has gotten already, and its still the first day! Imagine what it will be in a few days!

Thanks Libertine! :thumbsup

Sly 12-03-2006 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446805)
yup, at 40+k per year.. I was thinking she had 4 years left. It will be more than worth it though.

She's paying her own loans though, no way I am :winkwink:

So now its "I thought she had 4 years left of $40k a year"?

What happened to "in 2 years she'll be making $400 k yearly!"?

edgeprod 12-03-2006 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446860)
You're a smart one. :thumbsup

I guess I'd have to be. I don't have a wife that is a doctor, no wait, will be in two years, no wait four years, who makes $400k/year, no wait, will make that, no wait, maybe less depending on the field, no wait $40k, no wait, nothing, she isn't a real doctor.

Good luck with your penis pills, no wait, see your sig, no wait, you hate people who sell porn, no wait, you're on GFY, no wait, no wait, no wait.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:35 PM

she'll be an official "doctor in 2 years". her starting salary will be 400k.

:thumbsup

Nismo 12-03-2006 05:39 PM

My favorite ForteCash thread was where he claimed he sold the domain "book-mark.net" 2 years ago. That had some people laughing.

jimthefiend 12-03-2006 05:40 PM

This thread made my bullshit detector explode.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo (Post 11446904)
My favorite ForteCash thread was where he claimed he sold the domain "book-mark.net" 2 years ago. That had some people laughing.

Time to start compiling all of it, so we can have ONE place to look to laugh.

Anyone want to make the "post your favorite ForteCash posts" thread?

We'll make it into a single collection .. one "master" list.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446263)
I would never do anything like that, but I could practice my MMA on the other guy though

I saw that video already:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...ing20Kiss1.gif

Did you at least CALL the guy after that kiss?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446916)
Time to start compiling all of it, so we can have ONE place to look to laugh.

Anyone want to make the "post your favorite ForteCash posts" thread?

We'll make it into a single collection .. one "master" list.

it was wwwbookmark typo domain, sorry I posted it wrong. I have however sold over 100k in domains from gfy over the past 2 years :thumbsup

Nismo 12-03-2006 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446916)
Time to start compiling all of it, so we can have ONE place to look to laugh.

Anyone want to make the "post your favorite ForteCash posts" thread?

We'll make it into a single collection .. one "master" list.

I say we complile them and either make a blog and/or make a wikipedia page. :1orglaugh

bareskin 12-03-2006 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446879)
she'll be an official "doctor in 2 years". her starting salary will be 400k.

:thumbsup

Forte put the fleshlight down all the blood is rushing to the wrong head :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ForteCash 12-03-2006 05:44 PM

Ok guys, i'll be back later, time to get started on dinner :thumbsup

edgeprod 12-03-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446927)
it was wwwbookmark typo domain, sorry I posted it wrong. I have however sold over 100k in domains from gfy over the past 2 years :thumbsup

1) Sure it was.

2) Sure you have.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446937)
Ok guys, i'll be back later, time to get started on dinner :thumbsup

Better go make that bitch dinner, so you don't have to use your 6'6" 240 lbs frame and P.I. connections to beat her up, right?

You're a train wreck.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo (Post 11446928)
I say we complile them and either make a blog and/or make a wikipedia page. :1orglaugh

Heh, first we need them all in one PLACE .. just need someone to make the thread, and we can start.

Bobby Love 12-03-2006 06:01 PM

Very amusing thread. But I guess my question is this. If you are going to be using your wife for your retirement plan, why is the pre-nup protecting you? Apparently she is the one who is going to have the cash?

edgeprod 12-03-2006 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Love (Post 11447026)
Very amusing thread. But I guess my question is this. If you are going to be using your wife for your retirement plan, why is the pre-nup protecting you? Apparently she is the one who is going to have the cash?

I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

JackL 12-03-2006 06:14 PM

mywifeisadoctorwhoisgoingtomakeover400kamonth.com is availible

edgeprod 12-03-2006 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JackL (Post 11447101)
mywifeisadoctorwhoisgoingtomakeover400kamonth.com is availible

:1orglaugh

Missie 12-03-2006 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446140)
Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

WOW, Come on GFY, I can't believe nobody guessed that one right yet. She's going to be a PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGEON!

What's wrong with you all??

Missie

JackL 12-03-2006 06:16 PM

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I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

Wasn't he a drug dealer too or was that someone else?

edgeprod 12-03-2006 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JackL (Post 11447109)
Wasn't he a drug dealer too or was that someone else?

Oh shit, that was the same guy?

It wouldn't surprise me .. he comes up with so much shit, it makes my head spin.

bareskin 12-03-2006 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Missie (Post 11447107)
WOW, Come on GFY, I can't believe nobody guessed that one right yet. She's going to be a PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGEON!

What's wrong with you all??

Missie

Missy very funny everybody is slow today I suppose

edgeprod 12-03-2006 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Missie (Post 11447107)
WOW, Come on GFY, I can't believe nobody guessed that one right yet. She's going to be a PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGEON!

Hehe, I think you hit the nail on the head.

JackL 12-03-2006 06:28 PM

well I have just registered mywifeisadoctorwhoisgoingtomakeover400kamonth.com
you guys were all to slow so I will donate the domain to the project

tony286 12-03-2006 06:34 PM

once she is a practicing doctor and I say she will be getting rid of him in 1 yr tops.

CDSmith 12-03-2006 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446876)
I guess I'd have to be. I don't have a wife that is a doctor, no wait, will be in two years, no wait four years, who makes $400k/year, no wait, will make that, no wait, maybe less depending on the field, no wait $40k, no wait, nothing, she isn't a real doctor.

Good luck with your penis pills, no wait, see your sig, no wait, you hate people who sell porn, no wait, you're on GFY, no wait, no wait, no wait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11447087)
I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

Edgeprod you are cracking me up over here. :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

edgeprod 12-03-2006 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11447229)
Edgeprod you are cracking me up over here. :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Glad I can help.

Read his other threads, you'll laugh for a week! :1orglaugh

WarChild 12-03-2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11447087)
I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

Don't forget that although he has plenty of money to pay the 40K a year medicial school tuition, his wife is instead using student loans which she is going to have to pay back herself. Said wife, smart enough to be a surgeon in any field she wants also signed a prenup that among other things includes her not getting any part of his existing fortune and also having to pay him alimony.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 07:24 PM

Based on the fact that he said the was going into orthopedics more then likely and the numbers on this page http://www.cejkasearch.com/compensat...ion_survey.htm I think he is prolly not bsing....



What's his good reason to lie? none......




even if he is lieing why troll him, all this hate on this board makes no sence....

TheButcher 12-03-2006 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 11446092)
Would be funny if shed dumped you as soon as she finished medical school... :1orglaugh






jk, heh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh that's the best one so far:winkwink:

Phoenix 12-03-2006 07:40 PM

400k is not going to be realistic mate

maybe if she specializes and get s a few years under her belt

:)

Tempest 12-03-2006 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446065)
You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations.

I was wondering if I was the only one that felt that way.

CDSmith 12-03-2006 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11447424)
Don't forget that although he has plenty of money to pay the 40K a year medicial school tuition, his wife is instead using student loans which she is going to have to pay back herself. Said wife, smart enough to be a surgeon in any field she wants also signed a prenup that among other things includes her not getting any part of his existing fortune and also having to pay him alimony.

His pimp hand must be strong.

lazycash 12-03-2006 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446089)
Clearly, he's living in a dreamland. Do a search on his recent posts if you want a good chuckle. He'll be in Lazycash's signature before long, I'm sure.

I've done an exhaustive search to come up with a picture of Fortecash in preparation for placement in my sig, most likely will occur soon at the rate he's going.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11447424)
Don't forget that although he has plenty of money to pay the 40K a year medicial school tuition, his wife is instead using student loans which she is going to have to pay back herself. Said wife, smart enough to be a surgeon in any field she wants also signed a prenup that among other things includes her not getting any part of his existing fortune and also having to pay him alimony.

Hadn't thought it through to that point, but that's yet another inconsistency. Good find. :thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 11447685)
I was wondering if I was the only one that felt that way.

Amusing and sad all at the same time, eh? :winkwink:


Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 11448343)
I've done an exhaustive search to come up with a picture of Fortecash in preparation for placement in my sig, most likely will occur soon at the rate he's going.

I can imagine so. If he made a post like explaining that he was 17, lived with his mom, and really wanted to make a good impression, and so had lied, I think the majority of people here would forgive and forget. Instead, he just keeps spinning out MORE lies, each more fantasic than the rest.

Sinking ship.

Holly 12-03-2006 10:46 PM

I had to go somewhere earlier, so I just wanted to express to each and every one of you how much it warms my heart to open up this thread and see every single word of ridicule and every orglaugh that I have inside me, already beautifully crafted and laid out in here.


I love you guys. :liebe028:

jimthefiend 12-04-2006 06:53 AM

la la bump

Naughty 12-04-2006 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446876)
I guess I'd have to be. I don't have a wife that is a doctor, no wait, will be in two years, no wait four years, who makes $400k/year, no wait, will make that, no wait, maybe less depending on the field, no wait $40k, no wait, nothing, she isn't a real doctor.

Good luck with your penis pills, no wait, see your sig, no wait, you hate people who sell porn, no wait, you're on GFY, no wait, no wait, no wait.

haha, that was funny.

ForteCash 12-04-2006 07:12 AM

head like a hole

god money i'll do anything for you
god money just tell me what you want me to
god money nail me up against the wall
god money don't want everything he wants it all

no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me
no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me

head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

god money's not looking for the cure
god money's not concerned about the sick among the pure
god money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
god money's not one to choose

no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me
no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me

head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

LadyMischief 12-04-2006 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446002)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is she a house wife? If so she should be cooking, cleaning, etc. :2 cents:


Sheesh, nice of you to dictate what housewives do. I'm a housewife, but I ALSO work a full-time position (from home), so does that mean I technically have two jobs?

LadyMischief 12-04-2006 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11446872)
So now its "I thought she had 4 years left of $40k a year"?

What happened to "in 2 years she'll be making $400 k yearly!"?

Guess he's not taking into account how much it costs to set up a practice and establish a patient list.


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