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ForteCash 12-04-2006 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 11450841)
Sheesh, nice of you to dictate what housewives do. I'm a housewife, but I ALSO work a full-time position (from home), so does that mean I technically have two jobs?


great job! I'll be a house-husband someday as well :thumbsup :thumbsup

I do most of the cooking :winkwink:

PKJIM 12-04-2006 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11447087)
I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.


just be careful not to call him out....he will beat you up.....just ask jtf...hahahahahahah :1orglaugh

sixstringmoneymachine 12-04-2006 07:29 AM

You guys are actually over-analyzing things. It all starts with what he's selling...and he firmly believes it. Enough said...after that, how can anything out of him be a lie or even remotely false?

BOSS1 12-04-2006 07:38 AM

Just one simple question ForteCash, is your name Brandon?

Rhesus 12-04-2006 08:01 AM

My take: FC had a first date with somebody who's in med school, his brain is too small to understand what a medical career really looks like. He realises he's in an position inferior to hers and feels proud to have been close to a person who is obviously going to rank higher on both the socio-economic scales in his community and the scale of intelligence. For a nitwit like him, that translates into salaries he doesn't even have the slightest know-how of.

Result: numerous GFY posts and a whole herd of sheep crowding around him.

CaptainWolfy 12-04-2006 08:01 AM

what is this all about?

ayrola 12-04-2006 08:07 AM

hmm hot:):)

SxDx 12-04-2006 08:09 AM

wow, this thread got a lot of responses.

scottybuzz 12-04-2006 08:49 AM

how does thie thread get more responces that the average business thread?

ForteCash 12-04-2006 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11451398)
how does thie thread get more responces that the average business thread?

'Cause I'm special :winkwink:

BOSS1 12-04-2006 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11451405)
'Cause I'm special :winkwink:

is ur name Brandon?

ForteCash 12-04-2006 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 11451409)
is ur name Brandon?

Why? heh, hit me up on icq.

I'm on the MoreNiche.com testimonials page :thumbsup

SuckOnThis 12-04-2006 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11398695)
Actually, I used the penis enlargement techniques for a year before I decided to market them, and yes they work. Keep it up and I'll sue your sorry ass, I've done it before and I'll do it again. I don't even care if I lose, I'll do it just to make you spend many g's in court bitch :2 cents:


Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11399301)

I've gained over 1.25 iches erect and nearly a full inch in girth. My wife, whom I've been with for 9 years, before the program, attaests to this. And to make it all sweeter, she's going to be a doctor in 1 more year :thumbsup

Whoop!


:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :helpme :error

Mrs. ForteCash 12-04-2006 10:44 AM

All you jealous nobodies need to shut up. I am world-renowned doctor who makes 400k a year in med school.

edgeprod 12-04-2006 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 11452025)
:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :helpme :error

... what the fuck? this guy needs to just give up. caught in yet ANOTHER lie!

pathetic.

:1orglaugh

JackL 12-04-2006 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 11450948)
Just one simple question ForteCash, is your name Brandon?

Contact info from fortecash.com a little bit down the first page

Contact us at our Marketing Dept:
# email: [email protected]
# ICQ: 63935693 (authorization required so make yourself known)
# Phone: 1-800-488-2570
# Fax: 573-474-4193
# International phone: 001-816-233-6770

FunkyDog 12-04-2006 12:26 PM

If your wife starts at 400k count on it she's fucking her boss :2 cents:

jimthefiend 12-04-2006 12:28 PM

I fucked her.

Fluid 12-04-2006 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446029)
She's essentially one now, just not getting paid yet. Working 15 hour days though on her rotations. My hands will be strong enough to crush a cue ball with all the feet rubbing I've been doing. :1orglaugh

I gotta ask..even though I already know the answer.
In what world does a doctor start at 400k? Most doctor's, surgeons and even plastic surgeons don't even make half that salary after 10 yrs experience. And in what world does any 3 doctors in KC make that combined?

Fluid 12-04-2006 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446263)
I would never do anything like that, but I could practice my MMA on the other guy though :winkwink:

MMA in this case means making mommy ashamed?

uno 12-04-2006 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446927)
it was wwwbookmark typo domain, sorry I posted it wrong. I have however sold over 100k in domains from gfy over the past 2 years :thumbsup

What was your name before?

Join Date: Feb 2006 :error

edgeprod 12-04-2006 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 11453380)
What was your name before?

Join Date: Feb 2006 :error

Predictable answers:

"Oh, it's super-secret, only the MODS know."
"I can't tell you."
"Beat me in an MMA match, and you can know."
"Oh, you've heard of me for SURE!"

Real answer:

He's some guy pretending he's been in the industry for a while, when it's obvious he just arrived. In a few years, he'll look back and see how ridiculous it was to pretend otherwise .. like we can't tell from a mile away.

uno 12-04-2006 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 11447685)
I was wondering if I was the only one that felt that way.

Definitely not.

ForteCash 12-04-2006 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453420)
Predictable answers:

"Oh, it's super-secret, only the MODS know."
"I can't tell you."
"Beat me in an MMA match, and you can know."
"Oh, you've heard of me for SURE!"

Real answer:

He's some guy pretending he's been in the industry for a while, when it's obvious he just arrived. In a few years, he'll look back and see how ridiculous it was to pretend otherwise .. like we can't tell from a mile away.

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

This interview was conducted in Jan 2000.

Also, I have several other nicks on here, but I only use FC now :thumbsup

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:20 PM

If you say so. :1orglaugh You've lost ALL credibility here. You're about 50 lies over the limit.

Get your stories straight, and remember: "Got an issue? Get a tissue."

ForteCash 12-04-2006 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453683)
If you say so. :1orglaugh You've lost ALL credibility here. You're about 50 lies over the limit.

Get your stories straight, and remember: "Got an issue? Get a tissue."

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

:thumbsup

ForteCash 12-04-2006 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11453686)

Oh wait, here's yet another interview by MSNBC in june 2003, which was conducted while I was in vegas for a the first "Liddell vs Couture" UFC fight :thumbsup

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/


This interview was my feedback and opinion regarding the logitude penis pill scam when they were busted by the fed's in 2003 :winkwink:

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:28 PM

Sorry, credibility = zero.

You are probably THE single biggest bullshitter out of ALL of the recent surfer joins.

Amusing link:

http://www.gfy.com/11446399-post76.html

ForteCash 12-04-2006 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453732)
Sorry, credibility = zero.

You are probably THE single biggest bullshitter out of ALL of the recent surfer joins.

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

:thumbsup

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:32 PM

:1orglaugh

"No, seriously, please believe me!"

:1orglaugh

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 11448343)
I've done an exhaustive search to come up with a picture of Fortecash in preparation for placement in my sig, most likely will occur soon at the rate he's going.

Isn't this him? Looks more like a guy who would be sweet on Boy Alley rather than someone who claims to have a wife, but the name matches.

http://moreniche.com/images/brandon.gif

You never know, with everything else being such bullshit, maybe he made up a picture, too ... but it's nice and sig-sized already!

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:37 PM

This you? Hope so, it's a tidy sum!

http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/script...l=9073101_2001


Quote:

John Reece appeals the judgment of the trial court in favor of the Clay County Public Administrator, Beverly Sue Ryan, as Conservator for the Estate of Brandon Shane Reece (Petitioner), in her action for discovery of assets. The judgment against Mr. Reece awarded Petitioner $7,820,000 in actual damages and $4,092,085.38 in prejudgment interest. The judgment also imposed a constructive trust on certain property held by Mr. Reece for the benefit of Brandon Reece's estate. Because the trial court lacked subject matter jurisdiction over Petitioner's discovery of assets claims against Mr. Reece, the judgment is reversed, and the case is remanded with directions to dismiss the claims against him.

ForteCash 12-04-2006 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453756)
:1orglaugh

"No, seriously, please believe me!"

:1orglaugh

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

:thumbsup

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:42 PM

Is this you, getting slammed for spamming?

http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-4-187820.html

(note: personal information for posting here, still exists at the URL)

Quote:

This is an open request to everyone who ever reads this to throw
Lightship.net in its entirety into your deny tables and blocklists.
SPEWS, please expand your record, it is much too small.
Atriks must die, and Lightship should die with them.
Of course Atriks will eventually just move on, but maybe Lightship's charred
corpse will serve as a fitting reminder for whomever is foolish enough to
take them on next.

.. snip ..

In an MAIL-ARCHIVE.COM posting it was noted that the
registrations for the domains FUCINGBOYS.COM, 2XXXX.COM
and THEMAIL.COM all had the same 119 Langford Road
registrant address. Also noted that the domains were
created "last July" (July 1999).

Now both domains have the following registrant info:
Reece Marketing Inc.
****
**** MO 64501
******
[email protected]

created: 16 Jul 1999
updated: 22 Mar 2004
ns1.rmig.net [216.185.106.103]
ns2.rmig.net [216.185.106.104]

The 216.185.96.0/19 network is allocated to:
ThePlanet.com Internet Services, Inc.
1333 North Stemmons Freeway Ste 110
Dallas TX 75207

Did Haberstroh sell/transfer those domains to Reece?


REECEMARKTEING.COM
Reece Marketing Inc
Brandon Reece
****
***** MO 64501 US
*****
***** fax
[email protected]

created: 02 Mar 2002
updated: 31 Mar 2004
ns1.rmig.net [64.124.204.26]
ns1.rmig.net [64.124.204.25]

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:43 PM

Your wife's MySpace profile confirms some of the stuff you've said:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=804 66647

A) She's your wife.
B) She's hot.
C) She's in medical school.

I owe you an apology on all points there! I'm shocked, but I'll definitely extend you the apology on those points.

More research to come.

ForteCash 12-04-2006 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453821)
Is this you, getting slammed for spamming?

http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-4-187820.html

(note: personal information for posting here, still exists at the URL)

No, we dont spam, but we did some lists through naughty mail in 99 that did pretty good. We also have an opt-in newsletter called Mens Wellness Newsletter (see menswellnessnewsletter.com) that we mail to monthly.

:thumbsup

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11453851)
No, we dont spam, but we did some lists through naughty mail in 99 that did pretty good. We also have an opt-in newsletter called Mens Wellness Newsletter (see menswellnessnewsletter.com) that we mail to monthly.

:thumbsup

Fair enough. I got confused because the contact information matched perfectly. I'll take you at your word that it isn't you.

ForteCash 12-04-2006 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453838)
Your wife's MySpace profile confirms some of the stuff you've said:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=804 66647

A) She's your wife.
B) She's hot.
C) She's in medical school.

I owe you an apology on all points there! I'm shocked, but I'll definitely extend you the apology on those points.

More research to come.

I used to have a myspace page also, but it got shut down :(

I put a lot of work into it and it was just deleted.. I'll never have another myspace page I put that much work into again :disgust

Sly 12-04-2006 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453732)
Sorry, credibility = zero.

You are probably THE single biggest bullshitter out of ALL of the recent surfer joins.

This guy is pretty good, but he doesn't hold a candle to MetaFormX. He lied, bluffed, and antagonized for years. Got caught. Denied. Got caught again. Finally decided he was finished with deceit, created a sob story, and people bought it and excused him from years of lies. :1orglaugh

He had the system down.

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11453879)
I used to have a myspace page also, but it got shut down :(

I put a lot of work into it and it was just deleted.. I'll never have another myspace page I put that much work into again :disgust

It's lame when they do that, for sure. You can save the major stuff to notepad to preserve against it .. that's what I do, at least.

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11453887)
This guy is pretty good, but he doesn't hold a candle to MetaFormX. He lied, bluffed, and antagonized for years. Got caught. Denied. Got caught again. Finally decided he was finished with deceit, created a sob story, and people bought it and excused him from years of lies. :1orglaugh

He had the system down.

Well, the funny thing is ... clearly, ForteCash has created some whoppers, but he's been at least partially vindicated by the research I just did.

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:51 PM

By the way --- just to make this clear, it would be completely CLASSLESS is someone started talking shit to the guy's wife on MySpace, especially pasting the stuff where he threatened her, etc.

You wouldn't like it if it happened to you, guys, so tread lightly and think twice.

ForteCash 12-04-2006 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453919)
By the way --- just to make this clear, it would be completely CLASSLESS is someone started talking shit to the guy's wife on MySpace, especially pasting the stuff where he threatened her, etc.

You wouldn't like it if it happened to you, guys, so tread lightly and think twice.

Thanks :)

Also, I never said anything i havent said to her. if she ever cheated (which she wont ) I would hire a PI and beat the other guy up severely :thumbsup

I love that woman more than life, and we've been together almost ten years now. You learn a lot about people in that amount of time =)

Sly 12-04-2006 01:54 PM

By the way, I don't really think the guy is outright lying. Just stretching reality.

edgeprod 12-04-2006 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11453934)
Thanks :)

Also, I never said anything i havent said to her. if she ever cheated (which she wont ) I would hire a PI and beat the other guy up severely :thumbsup

Regardless of what you've said or haven't said, I consider GFY "neutral ground" -- most people here are just playing a role, and would likely buy you a beer at a show. It's not really for public consumption.

It'd make someone a bit of a scumbag to contact her with anything from here.

CC 12-04-2006 01:58 PM

Holy crap, can I just say THANK YOU for the entertainment? Liar or not, this is fucking funny :)

ForteCash 12-04-2006 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11453962)
Regardless of what you've said or haven't said, I consider GFY "neutral ground" -- most people here are just playing a role, and would likely buy you a beer at a show. It's not really for public consumption.

It'd make someone a bit of a scumbag to contact her with anything from here.

Sounds good, I never take anything on forums too serious or personal :winkwink:

edgeprod 12-04-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11453989)
Sounds good, I never take anything on forums too serious or personal :winkwink:

It's kind of scary, but a LOT of people here do ... :Oh crap

Anthony 12-04-2006 02:15 PM

We had a name for Fortecash back in the day...

Newbie Supernova.

ForteCash 12-04-2006 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 11454129)
We had a name for Fortecash back in the day...

Newbie Supernova.

isnt everyone a newbie at some point? :winkwink:


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