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BoyAlley 08-17-2007 06:51 PM

I bet the poor server gerbils aren't very appreciative of this thread. :Oh crap

yo!! 08-17-2007 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12948363)
I have a spitting cobra in my pants.

yo!!

... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 08-17-2007 08:17 PM

Jeez..I would be freaked to handle those things..too dangerous

After Shock Media 08-17-2007 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostCash Rush (Post 12945177)
I heard that Australia has the most amount of shit that can kill you per square meter. I don't know how Batts manages to survive out there :1orglaugh

Have you seen pictures of him?
He already looks swollen or they are just afraid of biting him due to his giant head :winkwink: They prolly think he is the ubber species of deadly creature.

Andiz 08-17-2007 08:33 PM

I could never sleep in my house - knowing that that motherfucker is also sleeping there

Ripshit 08-17-2007 08:43 PM

Due to an unexpected upcoming move, I have to sell my private hot collection. All animals eat fine, are in excellent health, and have been given top notch care. I have as much breeder info and animal care notes as possible. Contact me with any questions, many photos available to serious inquiries. I?ll entertain all trade offers, but I?m mainly looking for Ball Python morphs. I'd like to sell as a group, or packages, so discounts are very possible. Pick up at Hamburg (Sept. 8th), or a possible meet in PA. Thanks for looking!!

All venomous laws apply, must be 18+yrs old, and I reserve the right to refuse sale to anyone I deem unfit. It is up to the buyer to know their laws, although I will be checking. I CAN NOT be held responsible for any consequences associated with keeping venomous reptiles.

1.0 Dusky Pygmy Rattlesnake ? $75
Sistrurus miliarius barbouri
DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2003
~ 18?, full grown adult, nice orange.

1.1 Slender Hognose Vipers ? $300 pair
Porthidium ophryomegas
DOB ? C.B.B. summer 2003
Male - 25?, 247 grams and female - 30?, 344 grams, full grown adults ready to breed. Both animals have great color, although the female is outstanding. Produced by Brad McCarthy.

1.0 Shield Nosed Cobra ? $225
Aspidelaps scutatus scutatus
DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2002
- 20?, 152 grams, full grown adult. This guy has an excellent orange body with a solid black head/neck. Produced by Jim Merli

1.1 Broad Banded Copperheads - $225 pair
Agkistrodon contortrix laticinctus
DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2003
Male ~ 26?, 220 grams and female ~ 27?, 404 grams, full grown adults. They have been showing breeding activity, but nothing confirmed. Male has nice color, but the female has incredible orange. The female had a slight tail injury when she was young (before I acquired her), but it doesn?t affect her negatively at all. Produced by Marty Peidl

1.0 Western Massasauga ? $75
Sistrurus catenatus tergeminus
DOB ? C.B.B. fall 2003
~ 24?, full grown adult. Produced by Kevin Brown





1.1 Panamint Speckled Rattlesnakes ? $300 pair
Crotalus mitchelli stephensi
DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2004
Male ~ 21?-22?, 108 grams and female - 26?, 301 grams, small adults. I was told by the breeder that this specific local stayed relatively small and they have. They?re around 2 ft and don?t appear to be getting any larger. Both animals have very nice color to them. Produced by Kevin Brown.

1.1 West African Gaboon Vipers ? $500 pair
Bitis gabonica rhinoceros
DOB ? C.B.B spring 2006.
Male - 36?, 1370 grams and female - 40?, 2550 grams, sub-adults. These guys have NICE size to them and the female is going to be a big girl. They?re barely 18 months old and won?t be slowing down anytime soon. I was told their parents are rather large too. The male has nice tan and purple and the female has lots of pink. I haven?t tried to breed them, but I?ve observed a lot of courting, and what I believe to be copulation. These are NOT for the faint of heart. Produced by Matt Crews.

1.0 Red Spitting Cobra ? $350
Naja pallida
DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2003.
~ 48?, full grown adult. I purchased this guy as a male, but I?m not 100% sure. Sex can be verified if needed. ?He? has excellent color and iridescence. Very laid back for a Naja, but he is still a cobra and must be treated as such. He is about to shed so I?ll have a more accurate length and weight when he does. Produced by Xotic Pets.

0.1 Banded Egyptian Cobra ? $200
Naja annulifera
DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2005
~ 18?, dwarf adult. This little girl is rather tiny for an annulifera. The breeder raised her and she never really grew much. She is rather stocky and clumsy, but has great pattern and color. She is very unlikely to produce any offspring, however is rather ?cute?. She is VERY willing to bite, often with little warning. Produced by Sean Trimbach.

shekinah 08-17-2007 09:32 PM

Those were very scary creatures, :helpme

Ripshit 08-17-2007 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 12943286)
is that thing even in a cage lol?

LMAO he was in a cage yes until I came home and found him loose!
Thats when I took this pic.I dont know how he got the lid lock off all I can say is he is very tricky.
I have witnessed how fast his toxins work on larger mammals and this is not for the faint off heart!
He has a mind of his own the slick little bastard got loose again tonight no telling were the fuck he is at this hour he already got all the neighborhood cats.:1orglaugh

bu((aneer 08-17-2007 11:43 PM

is that supposed to be funny?

zeruel 08-18-2007 12:29 AM

whoah... im scared of snakes... :(

Dagwolf 08-18-2007 12:42 AM

I heard rattlesnake tastes like chicken. But so do frog legs. I'll stick to chicken.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-18-2007 06:47 AM

great place for THIS article

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

_Rush_ 08-18-2007 06:58 AM

OMG. This thread gives me the creeps. Isn't the Gaboon Viper suposed to produce the largest amount of venom than any other snake? My stepdad is a Biologist and he loves that shit, so I learned a few things when growing up. I swam in a river infested by caymans, got chased by wild pigs, etc. but I always drew the line with snakes.

VeriSexy 08-18-2007 08:30 AM

Those give me chills

CurrentlySober 08-18-2007 09:19 AM

Snaky wakey!

Ripshit 08-28-2007 09:24 PM

http://www.venomousreptiles.org/data...ages/20879.jpg

She is still for sale any serious reptile lovers now is the time to grab this pregnant Queen of snakes!!!
The price has gone up for she is pregnant now and is going for $800 reason being is that she is sentimental to me and bearing children!"that horny little bitch"!

jonesonyou 08-28-2007 09:28 PM

trade for the great white. thats a great deal.

calibra 08-29-2007 01:01 AM

Hell, I wouldn't take this scary bitch home even if I were offered big money!

Ripshit 08-29-2007 09:19 AM

Bump:thumbsup

Lykos 08-29-2007 09:23 AM

I hate snakes :(

p1mpdogg 08-29-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra (Post 12943248)
i am *very* interested and would like to purchase immediately via eGold. this is my alternate nick but please send the snakes to me at the following address:

Lars Turdfondler
c/o AFF (Asshole is Friendly to Fucking)
1100 Thieving Bro ave.
Vulture, CA 90210

please don't label the box, i don't want my secretary to be freaked out. lets get this done bro, many thx... they look beautiful and deadly..!

:error


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ill fucking buy the snake if you dont and send it to that dumb ass

Angie77 08-29-2007 09:26 AM

Wow it's really gorgeous.

Ripshit 09-13-2007 02:19 PM

Bump for my sale!

Act now must be over +18 an have at least 5 years venomous snake experience.
I will sell the whole set up if desired..

BlueDesignStudios 09-13-2007 02:27 PM

think I might have to pass on this one...

Ripshit 09-13-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios (Post 13082993)
think I might have to pass on this one...

Ok well your loss on one great set of nice ones then.

lazycash 09-13-2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 13083030)
Ok well your loss on one great set of nice ones then.

Just curious, have you ever been bit by one of your venomous pet snakes?

Clark 09-13-2007 05:13 PM

Holy crap that thing is freaky!

frostyimpressions 09-13-2007 05:15 PM

That creature is absolutely gorgeous, but I only have experience with Ball Pythons which I'm sure is a walk in the park compared to these.


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