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WarChild 07-15-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 14462634)
I got news for you. It is illegal simply to possess counterfeit money.

Get caught with a pocket full of fake bills and go straight to jail wether you planned
on using them or not.

Kind of like the illegal drug thing, you don't have to actually use the drugs to get busted.

Sorry, but I think you missed some important wording in the law, if you even read it at all.

Quote:

Possession of counterfeit United States obligations with fraudulent intent is a violation of Title 18, Section 472 of the United States Code and is punishable by a fine or imprisonment for up to 15 years, or both.
"Fraudulent intent" is the key. You are suggesting that if I give you a counterfeit bill and you accept it without knowing, that you'd be breaking the law for possession. That's simply not true.

http://www.ustreas.gov/usss/money_law.shtml
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/1...2----000-.html

MichaelP 07-15-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 14461692)
Not if anyone finds out.

I figure counterfeit money is good for tipping strippers. It's dark in strip clubs. Just print out some 20's on your ink jet on some thick pulpy paper and give it to them, they'll never notice most of them take their money give it a glance to make sure you aren't giving them a $1 and stuff it in their snizz.

This should also work well at nightclubs. Go to the bar order a drink or two, hand him the cash and say keep the change. It's too dark to tell.


If you need to ask...

Well I guess this thread speaks words about your moral and honesty...

Another one to not do biz with... :2 cents:

sniperwolf 07-15-2008 01:24 PM

It is illegal. Period.

d-null 07-15-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14463260)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones
Not if anyone finds out.

I figure counterfeit money is good for tipping strippers. It's dark in strip clubs. Just print out some 20's on your ink jet on some thick pulpy paper and give it to them, they'll never notice most of them take their money give it a glance to make sure you aren't giving them a $1 and stuff it in their snizz.

This should also work well at nightclubs. Go to the bar order a drink or two, hand him the cash and say keep the change. It's too dark to tell.

Wow. one word comes to mind: DOUCHE. You are a douche LOL. Those girls deserve every penny they EARN by putting up with you, and I have never seen a stripper stash her cash in her "snizz" whatever that means LOL

agree with you aaliyah, sometimes I wonder if some of these idiots are 14 years old living with their parents, seem like they have no real world smarts at all and attitudes like annoying punkass adolescents :2 cents:

JamesK 07-15-2008 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 14462979)
1. prostitution = illegal
2. to pay = to give real money in exchange for something
3. prostitution = engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment
4. counterfeit money = fake money

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 => paying a prostitute with counterfeit money = paying a prostitute with fake money = paying a prostitute with money that isn't real = not paying a prostitute

if you are not really paying the prostitute then there is no prostitute => paying a prostitute with counterfeit money = legal.

:1orglaugh

pornguy 07-15-2008 01:28 PM

Nothing like committing a federal felony to prove you are a cheap idiot.

sortie 07-15-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 14463269)
"Fraudulent intent" is the key. You are suggesting that if I give you a counterfeit bill and you accept it without knowing, that you'd be breaking the law for possession. That's simply not true.


Sir, you are having dificulty understanding how a court will establish "Fraudulent intent".

If the fake bill is in a frame on your wall, then no "Fraudulent intent".

If you put six knowingly fake bills into your pocket and walk to the store then that is
enough to establish "Fraudulent intent" wether you ever get to the store or not.

Next, they will surely search your home for more and if they find a stack of fake
bills then fradulent intent it clear based on the quantity of bills alone.

You are trying to argue somthing simlar to this :

"Officer, you can only charge me with possession but not "dealing" because I had no intent to sale my personal stash of 65 tons of cocaine". :1orglaugh

You are falsely assuming that society will let you get away with the crime because they
can't read your mind to establish intent.

And it's quite fucking funny. I mean, don't you realize that I could be on the jury.
I'm not going to buy your bullshit story that you aint a crook.

If you can't fool me than why do you think you can fool a system full of people that
are more hardass than I ever dreamed of being.

This is a joke.

Quotealex 07-15-2008 01:35 PM

First try it in machines that change dollars for coins. if it works there, then you're good to go ...

brassmonkey 07-15-2008 01:52 PM

u should be ok if its not Bishop Don Magic Juan: P.I.M.P. girlz :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TubeTitans_SusieQ 07-15-2008 01:53 PM

lmao not at all!

mikeyddddd 07-15-2008 01:55 PM

Fiddy counterfeit whores

WarChild 07-15-2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 14463361)
If you put six knowingly fake bills into your pocket and walk to the store then that is
enough to establish "Fraudulent intent" wether you ever get to the store or not.

Knowingly, sure, but that's not what you originally said.

sortie 07-15-2008 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 14463585)
Knowingly, sure, but that's not what you originally said.

Didn't need to say it because the fact that you're in the court means the cops
say you knew it was fake.

Now show me the magic formula to prove to a jury that you didn't know they were fake.

It becomes a matter of whether a jury believes you didn't know.

It becomes a battle of the minds, where what was in your mind is pitted against
what is in the jury's mind and they don't mind sending you to jail.


Don't try to analyse our laws just on the printed facts. You have to look at it in the
real world. The real world means, a bag of fake money in your trunk equals jail time no
matter what. Prove it was planted or illegal searched and you get off, but that's the only way.

_Richard_ 07-15-2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 14462979)
1. prostitution = illegal
2. to pay = to give real money in exchange for something
3. prostitution = engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment
4. counterfeit money = fake money

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 => paying a prostitute with counterfeit money = paying a prostitute with fake money = paying a prostitute with money that isn't real = not paying a prostitute

if you are not really paying the prostitute then there is no prostitute => paying a prostitute with counterfeit money = legal.

i want to see someone explain this logic to a judge... haha

Phil 07-15-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 14461692)
Not if anyone finds out.

I figure counterfeit money is good for tipping strippers. It's dark in strip clubs. Just print out some 20's on your ink jet on some thick pulpy paper and give it to them, they'll never notice most of them take their money give it a glance to make sure you aren't giving them a $1 and stuff it in their snizz.

This should also work well at nightclubs. Go to the bar order a drink or two, hand him the cash and say keep the change. It's too dark to tell.

that’s when you get your teeth knocked out by bouncers. Worst place to fuck around with bouncers IMHO

GetSCORECash 07-15-2008 06:17 PM

you haven't been to a strip club in Miami. They actually hold up the twenty dollar bills upto to the light to see the watermark.


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