I dont say it touches my ass.. I say, you can easily touch it with your hand if you sit down and go with your hand under balls to wipe the pooper.. I cant imagine wiping it that way. I normally stand up a bit.. not complately of course.. and wipe it from behind :1orglaugh

you guys remain sitting on over shit until you are finished? :disgust

I flush at least 3 times during whole process.

Plus, we use shattaf bidet to actually wash the shit out, then use toilet tissue to wipe and dry.

http://www.sanliv.com/faucets/shatta...hment-H851.jpg

or droopy balls and butt cheeks?

the only time i stand up is in some public toilet and it sucks.

if you stand you have a dirty ass and haven't progressed much from when mommmy used to wipe your ass, in my opinion. not to mention bits of shit on the floor and your underwear.

I stand proud to wipe me bum

Great thing, saw it almost everywere in asia :)

:1orglaugh

http://bathroomreader.com/wp-content...ple_toilet.jpg

Anyone ever use a Japanese style toilet:

http://xorsyst.com/wp-content/upload...ese-toilet.jpg

If not, here's how:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2146/...679ea3be8e.jpg

They even give you special toilet slippers to wear inside:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1039/...feb183e828.jpg

Always bring your own TP (toilet paper) too, or check to see if any is available before taking a dump, or you may leave with a stinky rump:

http://bethanytwins.files.wordpress....-loo-paper.jpg

I kid you no shit...

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who gives a fuck... really?

I just lay mine across my leg.

no shitting up this important thread please.

I use a shower next to the toilet :)

I really dont understand how people dont get piss and shit all over standing up

I like the bodeau...cleans first time, every time.......:1orglaugh

So I guess I sit ;)

This thread is proof we have nothing else to talk about. Oh well...Shit Happens.

No pun intended.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.realmanmag.com/images/toilet_manners.jpg

http://www.forfun.us/funpic/12222292...re-Gallery.jpg

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how is this vote 50/50 lol

stand wiper checking in

Best thread ever!

wtf? Standing up isn't hygienic, you're just spreading that shit around. Fucking gross!

I just lift up enough room to get my hand back there so I guess that make me a sitter.

bump for thread justice

i lean to the left

exactly
when i was a kid i used to stand up and wipe it, then in my teens i changed it to sitting down and its really alot more efficient and clean. And ofcourse its not reaching under your balls and back to front! Just lean over and you can reach your ass, front to back. Theres not a cleaner way to wipe. Free tip. I will never switch to wiping standing up again!

how about ass clapping your toilet paper?

Having a wide stance is not gay...or is it?!? :helpme

http://www.foundshit.com/images/wide-urinal-stance.jpg

http://palinban.com/blog/wp-content/...ig-mugshot.jpg

Intern this:

http://www.roughlydrafted.com/wp-con...-foley-d-3.jpg

And what is this about? Wasn't DICK Cheney once in trouble for shooting someone in the face?!?

And now this:

http://gaygeorgewbush.tripod.com/bus...s/image021.jpg

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