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blackmonsters 05-23-2016 01:15 PM

Fuck iMac; I don't ever want another piece of shit like this
 
It's a total piece of shit computer.
If you want to know what a mac is then just install Ubuntu on your PC.
It's the exact same piece of shit.
You will not be able to tell the difference except the icon tray is vertical instead of horizontal.

A $1200 computer that doesn't even have a microphone jack.
The mac excuse; "high end audio doesn't come in that way".

The entire experience is a "store"; you are asked to put in your credit card as soon as
you start this piece of shit up.
I didn't do that; fuck the "app store".

Dear Apple, eat shit and die.
Oh wait; your main asshole already died.
Fuck it; dig him up and make him die again!!!

:1orglaugh

mineistaken 05-23-2016 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)

A $1200 computer that doesn't even have a microphone jack.
The mac excuse; "high end audio doesn't come in that way".

One of the many example of how they insist on making their users' lives harder. They limit everything, they remove everything, they make you use only certain apps etc etc.

Colmike9 05-23-2016 01:29 PM

Split the partition and put Windows on the other half, then.

But yeah, unless you need something for checking email and surfing the web that also makes your living room look nice and that's all, you don't need a Mac..

Bladewire 05-23-2016 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20914562)
Split the partition and put Windows on the other half, then.

But yeah, unless you need something for checking email and surfing the web that also makes your living room look nice and that's all, you don't need a Mac..

I thought Macs were faster than PC's , don't get viruses and the go-to for killer editing programs & Photoshop?

just a punk 05-23-2016 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
It's a total piece of shit computer.
If you want to know what a mac is then just install Ubuntu on your PC.
It's the exact same piece of shit.

What are you talking about? Ubuntu is an operating system, while iMac is just a PC brand (one of many like Asus, Lenovo etc).

If you are going to compare Ubuntu with Mac OS X (which is not iMac PC), when course Ubuntu will be more useful, because it's an open-source Linux system.

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
You will not be able to tell the difference except the icon tray is vertical instead of horizontal.

In Ubuntu you can have it vertical, horizontal or no taskbar at all. You can use various window managers which can be configured in the exact way you want it. I mean you can make them looking absolutely differently. Everything is adjustable in Linux and there is no such a thing as "standard look" of desktop :2 cents:

In Ubuntu your desktop may look like one of these:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BlZGLM4eINc/maxresdefault.jpg

https://www.maketecheasier.com/asset...omization1.jpg

http://www.linuxjournal.com/ufiles/Shaun_Mallette_m.png

http://pic.yupoo.com/chiayupeng/2302...2/uu3ryqxi.jpg

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...ykfqq72xoe.png

http://smashingtips.com/wp-content/u...a328e8ea_o.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mY-vvwmVwM...Screenshot.png

https://n0where.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/weak.jpg

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...440ckivjpg.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ST-L3-pZ60...rteus1.2_1.png

http://img03.deviantart.net/7aa1/i/2...nd-d63l76f.png

http://www.linuxandubuntu.com/upload...05920_orig.jpg

https://blackmoreops.com/wp-content/...-cairodock.png

http://www.linuxandubuntu.com/upload...05920_orig.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/seXuG.png

I would not compare the Linux freedom with shitty Mac OS X made for stupid housewives.

incredibleworkethic 05-23-2016 01:44 PM

We ordered one through the website for the wife. We got up and running. Nice box, nice product. However, when it came to actually using it, it's ass backwards to me. I was just trying to think of how to do the most basic tasks and how to replicate them on Mac.

Bottom line, I didn't want to relearn how to use it and just returned it. It might be good for someone, but for me it caused more issues than solved. Wife agreed and was smart about returning it.

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20914574)
I thought Macs were faster than PC's , don't get viruses and the go-to for killer editing programs & Photoshop?

But how can anyone tell if it's faster when it hangs on 3rd party ads all the time.
I have to keep clicking reload until a new ad will load and the webpage will work.

Flash is dead because this piece of shit killed it.
Flash ran just fine on Android when Android was first put on a phone.

Somebody at Apple must be fucking somebody at google for google to dump flash.

:2 cents:

mineistaken 05-23-2016 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20914574)
I thought Macs were faster than PC's , don't get viruses and the go-to for killer editing programs & Photoshop?

I have a feeling this might not be a sarcastic comment :1orglaugh

Paul&John 05-23-2016 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20914583)

haha this one is real gangsta :winkwink:

Colmike9 05-23-2016 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20914574)
I thought Macs were faster than PC's , don't get viruses and the go-to for killer editing programs & Photoshop?

They might be faster if you buy a Mac Pro and spend $10k on it. And you're right, I was going to say they're good for artists and musicians, too, but I didn't..

About viruses, just don't watch porn on your PC and you're good. :upsidedow

I can hack a Mac, though. I did stupid shit when I worked there like remotely hacking into a worker's Mac, turning the volume all the way up, then make Apple Talk say something ridiculous and freak them out... :winkwink:

PornHero 05-23-2016 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incredibleworkethic (Post 20914586)
However, when it came to actually using it, it's ass backwards to me. I was just trying to think of how to do the most basic tasks and how to replicate them on Mac.

Bottom line, I didn't want to relearn how to use it...


The exact reasons I can't stand a Mac!

I'm PC all the way... :thumbsup

scarlettcontent 05-23-2016 01:52 PM

:1orglaugh, agreed mac is :( windows or linux all day

Relic 05-23-2016 02:02 PM

Redhat/Debian/Bsd with Kernel.org, otherwise darwin or the shit microsoft stole from Xerox that spies on you.

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20914583)
What are you talking about? Ubuntu is an operating system, while iMac is just a PC brand (one of many like Asus, Lenovo etc).

If you are going to compare Ubuntu with Mac OS X (which is not iMac PC), when course Ubuntu will be more useful, because it's an open-source Linux system.



In Ubuntu you can have it vertical, horizontal or no taskbar at all. You can use various window managers which can be configured in the exact way you want it. I mean you can make them looking absolutely differently. Everything is adjustable in Linux and there is no such a thing as "standard look" of desktop :2 cents:

In Ubuntu your desktop may look like one of these:

EDIT : ... bunch of pics......

I would not compare the Linux freedom with shitty Mac OS X made for stupid housewives.

Bullshit Mr Hand Man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIjqKzhmNic


I said imac sucks.
How does telling me that Ubuntu is better change that??

It's still the same shit and fucks up like a mofo on wireless connection(Ubuntu does).

just a punk 05-23-2016 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 20914607)
haha this one is real gangsta :winkwink:

Girls use Linux too :winkwink: My wife works under Ubuntu :)

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incredibleworkethic (Post 20914586)
We ordered one through the website for the wife. We got up and running. Nice box, nice product. However, when it came to actually using it, it's ass backwards to me. I was just trying to think of how to do the most basic tasks and how to replicate them on Mac.

Bottom line, I didn't want to relearn how to use it and just returned it. It might be good for someone, but for me it caused more issues than solved. Wife agreed and was smart about returning it.

You tried to figure out how to do the most basic task and that was the problem; because this piece of shit can't do the most basic task.

:1orglaugh

It's a piece of fucking shit.

:2 cents:

just a punk 05-23-2016 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914664)
I said imac sucks.
How does telling me that Ubuntu is better change that??

Once again:

Ubuntu is a operating system.
iMac is a PC.
CocaCola is a drink.
Bottle is a rigid container with a neck that is narrower than the body and a mouth.

You just can't compare them. Need a better explanation? :upsidedow

Shedevils 05-23-2016 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)

A $1200 computer that doesn't even have a microphone jack.
The mac excuse; "high end audio doesn't come in that way".

What? You can plug a mic or a mic/headphone combo into the 1/8 inch multifunction audio on the back. See:
audio - MacBook Pro (mid-2012) Microphone Input - Ask Different

But truthfully Apple is correct and you would want to use an external setup for the sake of quality. On the PCs we use here we always disable the onboard sound chip in BIOS and use an external DAC or encoder for audio.

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20914676)
Once again:

Ubuntu is a operating system.
iMac is a PC.
CocaCola is a drink.
Bottle is a rigid container with a neck that is narrower than the body and a mouth.

You just can't compare them. Need a better explanation? :upsidedow

My explanation is that imac sucks rabid rat balls and it works and looks in every way just like Ubuntu.

Ubuntu is only better because you put it on a Window PC.

:1orglaugh

Paul&John 05-23-2016 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20914667)
Girls use Linux too :winkwink: My wife works under Ubuntu :)

Hehe I never could get into linux, windows was always (sofar) sufficient for my needs. Of course I did some stuff under linux at the uni..

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shedevils (Post 20914679)
What? You can plug a mic or a mic/headphone combo into the 1/8 inch multifunction audio on the back. See:
audio - MacBook Pro (mid-2012) Microphone Input - Ask Different

But truthfully Apple is correct and you would want to use an external setup for the sake of quality. On the PCs we use here we always disable the onboard sound chip in BIOS and use an external DAC or encoder for audio.


Sorry; but that's just dumb shit.
People are using cellphones to record their shit.
Ain't nobody I know thinking about high end audio connections.

:1orglaugh

PornWorx 05-23-2016 02:24 PM

My wife likes Harveys hamburgers. I like A&W. It's all personal preference.

Ubuntu and OSX are not the same thing at all. Strange comparison. I use all three operating systems and when it comes to productivity, I can move around a Mac much faster.

just a punk 05-23-2016 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914691)
Ubuntu is only better because you put it on a Window PC.

Give me a break please. What the fuck Windows PC is? Where can I buy this nonsense?

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914721)
Sorry; but that's just dumb shit.
People are using cellphones to record their shit.
Ain't nobody I know thinking about high end audio connections.

:1orglaugh

Add to above :

I hooked Presonus mic up to this mac and it fucked up hard.
I got ridiculous latency and weird "double tracking" with second track delayed by 2-3 seconds.

Total garbage.

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20914742)
Give me a break please. What the fuck Windows PC is? Where can I buy this nonsense?

A PC that expect a Windows operating system so it attaches a microphone and it works
with drawing pens and not just a mouse with no added software.

:1orglaugh

Dvae 05-23-2016 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
It's a total piece of shit computer.
If you want to know what a mac is then just install Ubuntu on your PC.
It's the exact same piece of shit.
You will not be able to tell the difference except the icon tray is vertical instead of horizontal.

A $1200 computer that doesn't even have a microphone jack.
The mac excuse; "high end audio doesn't come in that way".

The entire experience is a "store"; you are asked to put in your credit card as soon as
you start this piece of shit up.
I didn't do that; fuck the "app store".

Dear Apple, eat shit and die.
Oh wait; your main asshole already died.
Fuck it; dig him up and make him die again!!!

:1orglaugh

You forgot to tell us the main asshole now is gay - perhaps thats the problem!

just a punk 05-23-2016 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914757)
A PC that expect a Windows operating system so it attaches a microphone and it works

What a nonsense? "PC" means Personal Computer (isn't English your mother language?) All modern PC's are Intel-compatible (the ARM-based ones is a special case). And you are free to install any operating system to them: Windows, Mac OS X, Linux (Ubuntu, Fedora, Debian, Mint, RedHat, CentOS etc), Free BSD, Open BSD or whatever. So if you buy ASUS, you can install Mac OS X on it. If you buy iMac, you can install Windows on it (and many do this!) There is no limitation like: Mac OS X for iMac, Windows for ASUS, Ubuntu for Lenovo, Free BSD for Acer etc. All those computers have the same chipset and CPU so you can install any operating system you like - doesn't matter if they are Mac's or Lenovo's.

Does it make some sense to you now? :)

P.S. I have a self-assembled PC with 3 operating systems installed on it: Windows, Linux and Mac OS X. So is my computer a PC, a Mac, a Ubuntu or a Windows one???

Rochard 05-23-2016 02:49 PM

I never understood the attraction to MAC. Neat products, sure look pretty, but... Everything else seems limited.

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 20914769)
You forgot to tell us the main asshole now is gay - perhaps thats the problem!

I don't forget things that I never knew.

That's your problem, and a neat trick of trying to put your fowl shit in someone else's mouth.

You said that motherfucker; not me.

I've seen this stupid trick a million times; where you make a statement and pretend it was my statement ,
just hoping that people are stupid enough to attribute your dribble to me.

I might have forgotten to tell you that you're a fucking piece of shit just like the imac; but
that would be the extent of what I forgot.

:1orglaugh

MrMaxwell 05-23-2016 02:54 PM

Check this out, I ripped off and stole some song lyrics, then I messed them all up with other words, and even these mutilated lyrics still now make more sense than using Apple Products:


Motherfuck Jobs
Motherfuck Mac
Motherfuck I PHONE

Yo and here come the winDOZE
I'm the W-I-N-D-O-Z-E and this is the season
To let the Real Motherfuckin PCs run
Apple for a kid, see an edge, but can't open up the wrapper
So tell me where the fuck you find a better grapher
Talking 'bout apps you can't run is what ya do
You 60 pounds without your dock and you ugly too
Damn PC they try to fade you with mac play
But dos only meant windoze pay day
All of a sudden macintosh and jobs think they a G
But on his own platform he was a nazi
So epitaph please, epitaph please
Don't step to these motherfuckin' real PCs

MrMaxwell 05-23-2016 02:56 PM


blackmonsters 05-23-2016 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20914778)
What a nonsense? "PC" means Personal Computer (isn't English your mother language?) All modern PC's are Intel-compatible (the ARM-based ones is a special case). And you are free to install any operating system to them: Windows, Mac OS X, Linux (Ubuntu, Fedora, Debian, Mint, RedHat, CentOS etc), Free BSD, Open BSD or whatever. So if you buy ASUS, you can install Mac OS X on it. If you buy iMac, you can install Windows on it (and many do this!) There is no limitation like: Mac OS X for iMac, Windows for ASUS, Ubuntu for Lenovo, Free BSD for Acer etc. All those computers have the same chipset and CPU so you can install any operating system you like - doesn't matter if they are Mac's or Lenovo's.

Does it make some sense to you now? :)

P.S. I have a self-assembled PC with 3 operating systems installed on it: Windows, Linux and Mac OS X. So is my computer a PC, a Mac, a Ubuntu or a Windows one???


You start your post with "What a nonsense?" and then question my understanding of English?

:1orglaugh

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fe1d7c74f7.jpg

Dvae 05-23-2016 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914802)
I don't forget things that I never knew.

That's your problem, and a neat trick of trying to put your fowl shit in someone else's mouth.

You said that motherfucker; not me.

I've seen this stupid trick a million times; where you make a statement and pretend it was my statement ,
just hoping that people are stupid enough to attribute your dribble to me.

I might have forgotten to tell you that you're a fucking piece of shit just like the imac; but
that would be the extent of what I forgot.

:1orglaugh

...and you don't know what you don't know!

Honestly I was trying to help, trying to find a solution to your problem - whats with all the anger?

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 20914817)

Holy shit; His $1200 mac came with a CD player, or any player?????
Where did he get that one?

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MrMaxwell 05-23-2016 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914844)
Holy shit; His $1200 mac came with a CD player, or any player?????
Where did he get that one?

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God damned white privilege !! ! ! ! :mad:

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 20914826)
...and you don't know what you don't know!

Honestly I was trying to help, trying to find a solution to your problem - whats with all the anger?

You were stupid to try that bullshit with me and now you're backtracking, so I must be angry because the truth hurt your feelings.

:pimp

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 20914853)
God damned white privilege !! ! ! ! :mad:

Well that privilege didn't work on your quote button.

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just a punk 05-23-2016 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914820)
You start your post with "What a nonsense?" and then question my understanding of English?

And?... What's your point?

blackmonsters 05-23-2016 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20914874)
And?... What's your point?

That you attempted to imply that I was as stupid as your post.

:1orglaugh

2MuchMark 05-23-2016 03:25 PM

My experience has been completely different. I own several macs now (and a PC), and I can say that my experience with Apple has never been short of perfect.

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
If you want to know what a mac is then just install Ubuntu on your PC.

I've never tried Ubuntu but I'm guessing that it won't let your Mac communicate with your other apple products, and I'm pretty sure the level of support is not the same either. With Mac running OSX, you get instant support by phone.


Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
A $1200 computer that doesn't even have a microphone jack.
The mac excuse; "high end audio doesn't come in that way".

I think maybe you misunderstood the rep. Assuming you mean the Macbook, it is touted as a "wireless computer" (see MacBook - Apple (CA) "Fully equipped for a wireless world.". If you want to use a Mic for things like skype and phone calls, you can use a bluetooth headset. If you want to connect a Mic to record your singing voice, you can use a wired USB mic, etc.



Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
The entire experience is a "store"; you are asked to put in your credit card as soon as
you start this piece of shit up.

That's not true. You can use your Mac without ever entering your credit card. But if you want to buy things from the app store, then of course you pay by credit card.

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
I didn't do that; fuck the "app store".

No, it's great. Buying software from the app store is just the beginning. It is also used to to inform you when your apps require an update. This is much more efficient than the usual way. Plus the app store has tons of free stuff too.


Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20914526)
Dear Apple, eat shit and die.
Oh wait; your main asshole already died.

Wow you're really pissed! Sorry you had such a bad experience. I would have been happy to help you out. I have 3 macs on my desk + a macbook.

-----

Anyway, before anyone screams "Apple Fanboy", I also have a PC (Alienware Area 51 with Windows 10). It works well and is fast enough, but I find that I am much more productive on my Macs.


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