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Ripshit 08-16-2007 08:47 PM

Venomous Snake for sale
 
Hey I have a beautiful pair of monocled that am going to try to sell or trade one more time.The female is monocled het for albino and she is about 7 foot long .And she maybe gravid, I put here with the male a few day's ago and I caugth them tangled up a few time's!!I have her together with him at the moment.It is looking better and better everyday.I don't really have the time to incubate eggs at the moment .So I must move them asap.

The male is the one on the pic is around 4 foot and very aggresive they both eating rat's .The male has alot of pink .Trade's considered . Intersade in boa's venomoid's gtp etb or patternless burmese pythons.Just let me now what you have.The worst I can say is no thank's .

Must be 18 or older to purchase.Must have experience with elapidae!!I am asking for $ 600 obo for the pair .Pick up in Pa or maybe shipped.Thank you for looking at my ad.:thumbsup:thumbsuphttp://www.venomousreptiles.org/data...ages/20879.jpg

EdgeXXX 08-16-2007 08:55 PM

My cousin has a few rare venomous snakes (including an albino cobra) and he may be interested, so I'll forward him the info.

Ripshit 08-16-2007 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX (Post 12942850)
My cousin has a few rare venomous snakes (including an albino cobra) and he may be interested, so I'll forward him the info.

sounds good to me let me know if hes interested just post back on here:thumbsup

TampaToker 08-16-2007 09:14 PM

I would blow that snakes head off lol . Damn im getting chills just looking at that picture. :disgust

After Shock Media 08-16-2007 09:17 PM

Shipped? Dear gawd I hope you warn the poor carrier and hell make the package obvious. I get boxes all the time and just randomly open them.

beerptrol 08-16-2007 09:19 PM

I have a one eyed spitting cobra:winkwink:

Mike Honcho 08-16-2007 09:35 PM

What is the "deadliest" snake?

EdgeXXX 08-16-2007 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 12943016)
What is the "deadliest" snake?

Depends, do you mean the most venomous or the one responsible for the most human deaths?

chupacabra 08-16-2007 10:39 PM

i am *very* interested and would like to purchase immediately via eGold. this is my alternate nick but please send the snakes to me at the following address:

Lars Turdfondler
c/o AFF (Asshole is Friendly to Fucking)
1100 Thieving Bro ave.
Vulture, CA 90210

please don't label the box, i don't want my secretary to be freaked out. lets get this done bro, many thx... they look beautiful and deadly..!

:error

DBS.US 08-16-2007 10:46 PM

The Elapidae, or elapids, are a family of venomous snakes found in tropical and subtropical regions around the world, including the Indian Ocean and the Pacific. They are characterized by possessing a set of hollow, fixed fangs through which they inject venom, and come in a wide range of sizes, from only 18 cm (Drysdalia) up to 6 m in length (Ophiophagus). Currently, 61 genera that include 231 species are recognized

mattz 08-16-2007 10:48 PM

lol just made a big mistake my bad!

mattz 08-16-2007 10:49 PM

is that thing even in a cage lol?

zand_stein 08-17-2007 02:29 AM

its very rare........
but be careful on that reptile..........

Aussie Rebel 08-17-2007 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra (Post 12943248)
i am *very* interested and would like to purchase immediately via eGold. this is my alternate nick but please send the snakes to me at the following address:

Lars Turdfondler
c/o AFF (Asshole is Friendly to Fucking)
1100 Thieving Bro ave.
Vulture, CA 90210

please don't label the box, i don't want my secretary to be freaked out. lets get this done bro, many thx... they look beautiful and deadly..!

:error

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

peterk 08-17-2007 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12942812)
Hey I have a beautiful pair of monocled that am going to try to sell or trade one more time.The female is monocled het for albino and she is about 7 foot long .And she maybe gravid, I put here with the male a few day's ago and I caugth them tangled up a few time's!!I have her together with him at the moment.It is looking better and better everyday.I don't really have the time to incubate eggs at the moment .So I must move them asap.

The male is the one on the pic is around 4 foot and very aggresive they both eating rat's .The male has alot of pink .Trade's considered . Intersade in boa's venomoid's gtp etb or patternless burmese pythons.Just let me now what you have.The worst I can say is no thank's .

Must be 18 or older to purchase.Must have experience with elapidae!!I am asking for $ 600 obo for the pair .Pick up in Pa or maybe shipped.Thank you for looking at my ad.:thumbsup:thumbsuphttp://www.venomousreptiles.org/data...ages/20879.jpg


Holly Freak picture dude :helpme :helpme :error :upsidedow

Aquarius 08-17-2007 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra (Post 12943248)
i am *very* interested and would like to purchase immediately via eGold. this is my alternate nick but please send the snakes to me at the following address:

Lars Turdfondler
c/o AFF (Asshole is Friendly to Fucking)
1100 Thieving Bro ave.
Vulture, CA 90210

please don't label the box, i don't want my secretary to be freaked out. lets get this done bro, many thx... they look beautiful and deadly..!

:error

OMG! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HomerSimpson 08-17-2007 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra (Post 12943248)
i am *very* interested and would like to purchase immediately via eGold. this is my alternate nick but please send the snakes to me at the following address:

Lars Turdfondler
c/o AFF (Asshole is Friendly to Fucking)
1100 Thieving Bro ave.
Vulture, CA 90210

please don't label the box, i don't want my secretary to be freaked out. lets get this done bro, many thx... they look beautiful and deadly..!

:error


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

_Rush_ 08-17-2007 04:16 AM

I never understood the whole snake hobby. The last thing I'd want in my house is one of those.

Anyhow, bump for a snake sale.

Good luck!

alby_persignup 08-17-2007 04:17 AM

that could kill my ass!

GreyWolf 08-17-2007 04:40 AM

Shit... OK, strange things appear on GFY, but venomous snake ads??? :pimp

http://www.kostich.com/fer-de-lance.jpg

OK... Next viper offer!

Harry is a cuddly 7 ft Fer-de-lance and loves eliminating human families. When he strikes he immediately sits back and watches - he knows you need to stay alive and have your heart pumping his venom around your body. His venom is cute in that it results in paralysis and respiratory failure and it does not take long to be introduced to the Archangel Gabriel - ideal for an evangelical family.

Must be 18 or older to purchase. Must have a desire to meet your maker. I am asking for $600 obo. Full payment must be cleared before meeting Harry :pimp



PS Seriously nice snakes Ripshit :thumbsup

Violetta 08-17-2007 04:56 AM

holy shit... I'd run and never come back!!

potter 08-17-2007 05:05 AM

so you let that thing out of the cage? scary

VicD 08-17-2007 06:11 AM

I can ask the petshop if they are interested :)

Ripshit 08-17-2007 06:16 AM

I will check back later for serious replies to this thanks:thumbsup

tranza 08-17-2007 06:50 AM

Damn, that looks pretty cool!!

gecko 08-17-2007 06:54 AM

What a freaky looking thing

GooSearch 08-17-2007 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX (Post 12943018)
Depends, do you mean the most venomous or the one responsible for the most human deaths?

i thought is was either the black mamba or a gabon viper.. after some surfing i found a few lists that labeled the same snakes deadliest

1) Fierce Snake or Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlepidotus ), Australia. The most toxic venom of any snake. Maximum yield recorded (for one bite) is 110mg. That would porbably be enough to kill over 100 people or 250,000 mice. These rare snakes are vitually unknown in collections outside of Australia.
2) Australian Brown Snake (Pseudonaja textilis ), Australia. One 1/14,000 of an ounce of this vemon is enough to kill a person.
3) Malayan Krait (Bungarus candidus ), Southeast Asia and Indonesia. 50% of the bites from this snake are fatal even with the use of antivenin treatment.
4) Taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus ), Australia. The venom delivered in a single Taipan bite is enough to kill up to 12,000 guinea pigs.
5) Tiger Snake (Notechis scutatus ), Australia.
6) Beaked Sea Snake (Enhydrina schistosa ), South Asian waters Arabian Sea to Coral Sea..
7) Saw Scaled Viper (Echis carinatus ), Middle East Asia.
8) Coral Snake (Micrurus fulvius ), North America.
9) Boomslang (Dispholidus typus ), Africa.
10) Death Adder (Acanthopis antarcticus ), Australia and New Guinea.
11) Black Mamba, both species of Green Mambas, and the Mojave Rattlesnake.

kowalsky 08-17-2007 07:01 AM

I wouldn´t be able to sleep under same roof that a snake like that!

tomeatsdinner 08-17-2007 07:49 AM

It give me creeps.. I hate snakes, sorry.

_Rush_ 08-17-2007 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GooSearch (Post 12944858)
i thought is was either the black mamba or a gabon viper.. after some surfing i found a few lists that labeled the same snakes deadliest

1) Fierce Snake or Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlepidotus ), Australia. The most toxic venom of any snake. Maximum yield recorded (for one bite) is 110mg. That would porbably be enough to kill over 100 people or 250,000 mice. These rare snakes are vitually unknown in collections outside of Australia.
2) Australian Brown Snake (Pseudonaja textilis ), Australia. One 1/14,000 of an ounce of this vemon is enough to kill a person.
3) Malayan Krait (Bungarus candidus ), Southeast Asia and Indonesia. 50% of the bites from this snake are fatal even with the use of antivenin treatment.
4) Taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus ), Australia. The venom delivered in a single Taipan bite is enough to kill up to 12,000 guinea pigs.
5) Tiger Snake (Notechis scutatus ), Australia.
6) Beaked Sea Snake (Enhydrina schistosa ), South Asian waters Arabian Sea to Coral Sea..
7) Saw Scaled Viper (Echis carinatus ), Middle East Asia.
8) Coral Snake (Micrurus fulvius ), North America.
9) Boomslang (Dispholidus typus ), Africa.
10) Death Adder (Acanthopis antarcticus ), Australia and New Guinea.
11) Black Mamba, both species of Green Mambas, and the Mojave Rattlesnake.

I heard that Australia has the most amount of shit that can kill you per square meter. I don't know how Batts manages to survive out there :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 08-17-2007 12:24 PM

Yikes.. that thing sends chills through my spine

starpimps 08-17-2007 12:28 PM

god damn that picture gave me the shivers

"I want these mutha Fuckin Snakes off this Mutha Fuckin Plane"

yo!! 08-17-2007 12:29 PM

yo!!

... I have a mongoose for free

madawgz 08-17-2007 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 12943286)
is that thing even in a cage lol?

doesnt look like it :1orglaugh :Oh crap

royaljelly2 08-17-2007 12:38 PM

Gawd no...why would i want to live with some thing that can kill me?
LOL.

CIVMatt 08-17-2007 01:44 PM

I hate snakes, I hope this thread gets deleted and they run over the gfy server with a dumptruck then launch the truck towards the sun on a russian rocket

Ripshit 08-17-2007 06:39 PM

I need to get rid of these fairly quick I have no room to incubate these eggs If anyone knows anyone else that may be interested in these pair let me know.:thumbsup

Fizzgig 08-17-2007 06:45 PM

No venomous snakes for me, thanks!

mahoney 08-17-2007 06:47 PM

Sure I will trade you for My Great White Shark..don't worry he's very friendly :1orglaugh

http://www.duiops.net/seresvivos/gal...h%20Africa.jpg

aico 08-17-2007 06:49 PM

I have a spitting cobra in my pants.


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