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Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:03 PM

How can all of you believe in Jesus and at the same time
 
See skulls getting dug up from people who lived a million years ago.

I'm sure that at least 50% or more of people reading this thread believe in Jesus. So that means by your logic those skulls/bones are fake or planted there by god or something?

BVF 07-18-2008 05:04 PM

They don't think they're fake, they just think that the bones are only 6,000 years old max......Yes, It's ridiculous...I already know.

baddog 07-18-2008 05:06 PM

Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14478365)
they just think that the bones are only 6,000 years old max.......

Are there really people out there saying that? No?? :1orglaugh

Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14478375)
Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Oh wait, ofcourse people like you turned religion into something as easy as possible. You pray a bit and you go to heaven right? So you just skip all the crazy stuff and for your own benefit you keep the heaven part because thats what its all about in the end right?

Eriic 07-18-2008 05:08 PM

I can't even comment and why should I? I think you are very ignorant so there:thumbsup

Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 14478389)
I can't even comment and why should I? I think you are very ignorant so there:thumbsup

You believe in Jesus and call me ignorant? :1orglaugh

Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:11 PM

So shitdog, what are you saying? You read the bible, believe in Jesus but the Adam and Eve for instance was a lie? How does that work in your mind, please explain.

Peaches 07-18-2008 05:17 PM

It's been VERY recent (at least IME) that the Christians have started this "The world is only 6000 years old" BS. And with a nation that's 80% Christian, there's a very, very small fraction of a small percentage of Christians who feel this way. I think I've met 2 and I live in the Bible Belt.

Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14478461)
It's been VERY recent (at least IME) that the Christians have started this "The world is only 6000 years old" BS. And with a nation that's 80% Christian, there's a very, very small fraction of a small percentage of Christians who feel this way. I think I've met 2 and I live in the Bible Belt.

So what do they think instead?

Qbert 07-18-2008 05:23 PM

I know Jesus, he cuts my lawn every Wed.

baddog 07-18-2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14478412)
So shitdog, what are you saying? You read the bible, believe in Jesus but the Adam and Eve for instance was a lie? How does that work in your mind, please explain.

Anyone dumb enough to take the OT literally is too dumb for me to even waste my time discussing it with.

Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14478499)
Anyone dumb enough to take the OT literally is too dumb for me to even waste my time discussing it with.

So you only believe in a dude called Jesus who lived and died, thats it i assume then. You dont believe in heaven...i mean that would be just as stupid then. Am i right?

moneybiz 07-18-2008 05:29 PM

interesting do they talk about dinosaurs in the bible?

1off 07-18-2008 05:30 PM


CyberHustler 07-18-2008 05:44 PM

Some people believe in Jesus, but not in a magical prophet son of god born from a virgin's cooch type of way...

Dirty F 07-18-2008 05:53 PM

Come on shitdog, tell me if you believe in heaven.

psili 07-18-2008 06:16 PM

Look, why even fight the none sense that is human kind.
You're a mutha-fucking "Troll Manager" for fuck's sake!
People are dumb.
What?
You don't see it? Especially in this industry of the circle-jerk monster that keeps the lucky in a position of influence and the surfer bent-over without lube.
Yea, yea, there's the cum-gobblers who suck up to those in the circle jerk on the boards who make it all worse, yet there are those who actually are savage at their craft.

You may think I went all tangent and shit... No.

Take a Catholic family man in his Catholic Home:
"I love Jesus! I just pissed all over the toilette seat and am not cleaning it up. My wife will. I don't need to tell her I pissed on the toilette seat, but I'll confess that shit to Father FuckStick on Sunday and I'm good to go."

Take a sponsor during a regular weekly meeting:
"We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. I don't give a fuck if we have no cumshot content in the member's area, GODDAMNIT! We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. And get another fucking pre-checked cross-sell on our join page!"

Yea... I guess I went all tangent... I'm retarded.
I should just stop posting.
My bad. :-(

Dirty F 07-18-2008 06:17 PM

So anybody else got something to say about the subject. Preferably a christian.

Dirty F 07-18-2008 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 14478704)
Look, why even fight the none sense that is human kind.
You're a mutha-fucking "Troll Manager" for fuck's sake!
People are dumb.
What?
You don't see it? Especially in this industry of the circle-jerk monster that keeps the lucky in a position of influence and the surfer bent-over without lube.
Yea, yea, there's the cum-gobblers who suck up to those in the circle jerk on the boards who make it all worse, yet there are those who actually are savage at their craft.

You may think I went all tangent and shit... No.

Take a Catholic family man in his Catholic Home:
"I love Jesus! I just pissed all over the toilette seat and am not cleaning it up. My wife will. I don't need to tell her I pissed on the toilette seat, but I'll confess that shit to Father FuckStick on Sunday and I'm good to go."

Take a sponsor during a regular weekly meeting:
"We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. I don't give a fuck if we have no cumshot content in the member's area, GODDAMNIT! We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. And get another fucking pre-checked cross-sell on our join page!"

Yea... I guess I went all tangent... I'm retarded.
I should just stop posting.
My bad. :-(

Take another beer :)

psili 07-18-2008 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14478710)
Take another beer :)

Yea. I spazzed out... my bad.
Sorry.

Deej 07-18-2008 06:22 PM

Franck, do some fuckin work you lazy fuck!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-18-2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14478499)
Anyone dumb enough to take the OT literally is too dumb for me to even waste my time discussing it with.

Well, I'm sorry that you feel that way...

I take the Over Time literally, although when it's Sudden Death OT, I know that even though one team is going to win, and the other lose, that the losers are not going to be suddenly put to death. Can you imagine how many new players would have to be drafted each year to keep a league viable if they did that?!? :2 cents:

As to the original question, as long as Jesus keeps my lawn green and mowed, and digs out the weeds, I don't care if he pulls out a few ancient skulls now and then along with the weeds. I will still believe in him...

ADG

Walrus 07-18-2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14478594)
Some people believe in Jesus, but not in a magical prophet son of god born from a virgin's cooch type of way...

I think Little Franck doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't born at the beginning of time... And he's getting human skulls confused with dinosaur fossils.

BVF 07-18-2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14478375)
Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Where did I say EVERYONE that is a Christian believes it? My mother is Christian and she doesn't believe it.....

So who's the ignorant one for reading into something that isn't even there and lashing out because someone hid your Geritol this morning?

John. 07-18-2008 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14478375)
Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Exactly.. I would ever goes as far as to say that those who do believe it's 6,000 years old are in the minority amongst Christians on this planet.

esnem 07-18-2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John. (Post 14478841)
Exactly.. I would ever goes as far as to say that those who do believe it's 6,000 years old are in the minority amongst Christians on this planet.

and the rest just have their heads half way up their asses

MetaMan 07-18-2008 06:59 PM

why is this thread wasting hate on christians when it can be better directed at muslims?

esnem 07-18-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14478866)
why is this thread wasting hate on christians when it can be better directed at muslims?

because in reality it's religion that's the problem. not which space daddy you believe in.

MetaMan 07-18-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esnem (Post 14478874)
because in reality it's religion that's the problem. not which space daddy you believe in.

no you are horribly wrong and when towel head comes flying in on their carpet dropping bombs and smelling like curry you will wish you would have listened to me.

baddog 07-18-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14478819)
Where did I say EVERYONE that is a Christian believes it? My mother is Christian and she doesn't believe it.....

So who's the ignorant one for reading into something that isn't even there and lashing out because someone hid your Geritol this morning?

I can see how you may have thought I was addressing you because I included the 6,000 years. I apologize. I was speaking to Franck.

jollyperv 07-18-2008 07:10 PM

Religion is a big fucking throbbing tumor on society

esnem 07-18-2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14478875)
no you are horribly wrong and when towel head comes flying in on their carpet dropping bombs and smelling like curry you will wish you would have listened to me.

so you hate them because they wear towels on their heads, fly carpets and smell like curry?

i hate them, and everyone else who believes in made up shit that never happened yet has to go around and spread it like the plague.

Nicky 07-18-2008 07:36 PM

It's all made up, just like any other religion, all made up. People take life to seriously I'm telling ya.....

Deej 07-18-2008 07:53 PM

i got franck whipped :zzwhip

Drake 07-18-2008 07:58 PM

I wonder if televangilists like Benny Hinn really believe what they preach.

broke 07-18-2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 14478981)
I wonder if televangilists like Benny Hinn really believe what they preach.


Why do you care?

jollyperv 07-18-2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 14478981)
I wonder if televangilists like Benny Hinn really believe what they preach.

I often wonder that, and I highly fucking doubt it. Fear is such a fucking killer business model.

broke 07-18-2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 14478986)
I often wonder that, and I highly fucking doubt it. Fear is such a fucking killer business model.

You should stop wasting your time.

OG LennyT 07-18-2008 08:03 PM

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