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sandman! 01-18-2009 02:21 PM

Fuck do i hate CSS
 
trying to do some simple shit sucks fucking ass

i will never take a css design from a designer ever again....

JD 01-18-2009 02:40 PM

http://www.amazon.com/CSS-Design-Dum.../dp/0764584251

Deej 01-18-2009 02:42 PM

Let me help you - for a minmal wage of course :winkwink:

Css is tedious but truly easy - once you know all the proper formulas though of course

SayWhut 01-18-2009 02:47 PM

Your designer fucked up big time. I notice a lot of of these guys never execute CSS properly.


HTML that is formatted for the purpose of CSS usage should be easy to read & understand. Also when this is in place the search engine spiders can hook on to your content much better.

If you need help let me know.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-18-2009 03:01 PM

OH god...
Here we go again.

No...
CSS does not make SEO any better. Thats such an Internet fallacy.
Search Engines dismiss any mark-up it finds whether it is Tabled or CSS.
It makes no fucking difference.

I am not going to get into why or how...
But suffice to say the claim that CSS is SEO friendly is pure bullshit.

It is also safe to say you are not the first guy to get trashed by a CSS designer

sandman! 01-18-2009 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 15349932)

why the fuck would i waste my time learning css when what i want to do i can do in 60 seconds using tables ?

sandman! 01-18-2009 03:05 PM

Well its my own fault i let designers give me css designs for a short while in 2008 never will i make that mistake again.


Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350006)
OH god...
Here we go again.

No...
CSS does not make SEO any better. Thats such an Internet fallacy.
Search Engines dismiss any mark-up it finds whether it is Tabled or CSS.
It makes no fucking difference.

I am not going to get into why or how...
But suffice to say the claim that CSS is SEO friendly is pure bullshit.

It is also safe to say you are not the first guy to get trashed by a CSS designer


pornbling 01-18-2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 15350014)
why the fuck would i waste my time learning css when what i want to do i can do in 60 seconds using tables ?

Well you are right about that. I'm a css coder and I can tell you that css is a peace of cake. Sometimes working with tables it's harder than working with css.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-18-2009 03:08 PM

Let me clarify...

I mean technically CSS is great for text formating but CSS based layouts using DIV's are pure shit and a CSS laid out page using DIV's has no impact on whether or not it is DIV or Tabled data with any consequences of being more or less SE friendly.

Thats a fact, its been discussed utterly and in compelte detail on almost every web head discussion board on the internet. Bottom line Table layouts and Div layouts have no fucking difference in SE optmization.

JamesK 01-18-2009 03:12 PM

AlienQ is on a roll again. You just couldn't shut up, could ya? :1orglaugh

sandman! 01-18-2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornbling (Post 15350035)
Well you are right about that. I'm a css coder and I can tell you that css is a peace of cake. Sometimes working with tables it's harder than working with css.

not the shit im trying to edit.

if it was tabled i would have 1 table with 3 collums i would create another row and copy the data from first 3 to second 3 edit the text and links and i would be done in 5 min's

with css i have no fucking idea how to do this crap and i gave up after 5 min's of fucking around with it.

In the end css is great for keeping designers busy and me wasting $$$$ to get shit edited i could do myself before css.

Fuck CSS

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-18-2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350006)
OH god...
Here we go again.

No...
CSS does not make SEO any better. Thats such an Internet fallacy.

The price is wrong Bob!

CSS/DIV's allow you to position your CONTENT at the top of the file, and NAVIGATION at the bottom, but still display your NAVIGATION on the left of the screen.

Therefor SEO is better by giving your content to the spiders before they see your navigation.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-18-2009 03:13 PM

CSS is strictly for ease of use and cleaner code, and quicker load times. Nothing more.

sandman! 01-18-2009 03:14 PM

for once he is right tho

LOL


Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15350055)
AlienQ is on a roll again. You just couldn't shut up, could ya? :1orglaugh


SayWhut 01-18-2009 03:14 PM

Sure so what about all those disabled people that use screen readers?

http://www.alistapart.com/articles/seo

seeandsee 01-18-2009 03:15 PM

css - common stupid style

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-18-2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15350058)
The price is wrong Bob!

CSS/DIV's allow you to position your CONTENT at the top of the file, and NAVIGATION at the bottom, but still display your NAVIGATION on the left of the screen.

Therefor SEO is better by giving your content to the spiders before they see your navigation.

But it makes no difference to the spider in the first place as all mark up information is IGNORED! Spiders do not count mark up language in the Document weight.

sandman! 01-18-2009 03:15 PM

They can do whatever the fuck they did before CSS i dont really focus on the disabled niche never have.



Quote:

Originally Posted by SayWhut (Post 15350066)
Sure so what about all those disabled people that use screen readers?

http://www.alistapart.com/articles/seo


sandman! 01-18-2009 03:17 PM

This thread has nothing to do with SEO and if you think google prefers CSS over tables your an idiot.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15350058)
The price is wrong Bob!

CSS/DIV's allow you to position your CONTENT at the top of the file, and NAVIGATION at the bottom, but still display your NAVIGATION on the left of the screen.

Therefor SEO is better by giving your content to the spiders before they see your navigation.


Dagwolf 01-18-2009 03:17 PM

Don't hate the code, hate the coder!

SayWhut 01-18-2009 03:21 PM

Obviously screen readers are irrelevant to porn, but I was speaking on a wider spectrum.


Tables were implemented for the use of tabular data .... plain and simple.

SayWhut 01-18-2009 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 15350088)
This thread has nothing to do with SEO and if you think google prefers CSS over tables your an idiot.


Tried and tested.


http://www.hobo-web.co.uk/seo-blog/i...alid-html-css/

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-18-2009 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SayWhut (Post 15350114)

Valid Code. That was a test for Valid code. Dude.

HTML Mark up and CSS with Valid code and both were preferred by google.

Invalid CSS and Invalid HTML were not preferred by Google. Which is fairly expected. Google does not like pages with Errors.. DUH!

NextBigTube 01-18-2009 03:33 PM

I have a love-hate relationship with CSS. Some features just don't work across browsers.

Deej 01-18-2009 03:33 PM

Sure - if you dont want css because its much more simple to use tables, by all means youre statement is legit...

But... you guys saying css is equal to tables when it comes to SEO... youre simply wrong.

Alien... you dont like to use css, we all know... but everytime you talk like this... you sir, are wrong...

Thats all :)

CSS rox!

StuartD 01-18-2009 03:36 PM

[QUOTE=AlienQ;15350037]Let me clarify...

I mean technically CSS is%2

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-18-2009 03:39 PM

I'll let you people debate I know where I stand on the matter and do not hide it.

I did my research on subject and it's my own conclusion. If I found a valid reason to use DIV's I would. But the bottom line regarding DIV's as a layout structure makes Zero difference and I have not read anything that says contrary.

Only problem with div's is that you risk alot more cross browser compatibility in layout control while tables layouts demonstrate far more stength in displaying properly.

I am a big believer that there should be alot of text on tours and such to make them text rich and SEO friendly and CSS is great for controlling the lettering and styling of the text. I do use CSS for font and text control but I wont do layouts in DIV.

Thats just how I do it, I am not saying thats how everyone should do it.

Deej 01-18-2009 03:43 PM

Say what you will Alien, but youre wrong. YOUR conclusion is wrong. Does it mean that your shit dosnt work or isnt good? fuck no it dosnt.

But your statements are WRONG...

also id like to add, if you used more css for your designs... your shit could be a lot cooler.

Css has endless possibilities... ESPECIALLY with making sites cool and interactive.

Fuck text n shit... but it gives you the ability to stack layers and make them work with your browser...

im not saying youre wrong with YOUR designs... you pump out some cool shit ... but CSS could/would kick it up a notch in certain instances as where tables cannot...


/debate

StuartD 01-18-2009 03:44 PM

[QUOTE=StuartD;15350168]
Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350037)
Let me clarify...

I mean technically CSS is%2

WTF? My post just got majorly messed up and it wasn't even me that did it. It was there. Strange.

Deej 01-18-2009 03:45 PM

[QUOTE=StuartD;15350202]
Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15350168)

WTF? My post just got majorly messed up and it wasn't even me that did it. It was there. Strange.

intraweb noobicon :winkwink:

StuartD 01-18-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350037)
Let me clarify...

I mean technically CSS is great for text formating but CSS based layouts using DIV's are pure shit and a CSS laid out page using DIV's has no impact on whether or not it is DIV or Tabled data with any consequences of being more or less SE friendly.

Thats a fact, its been discussed utterly and in compelte detail on almost every web head discussion board on the internet. Bottom line Table layouts and Div layouts have no fucking difference in SE optmization.

I'm going to try this post again....

You are the self proclaimed failure, had to cancel Christmas so you'd be the expert we all turn to for this sort of information.. right?

Please stop spouting out your thoughts as "fact" as you may end up costing someone money (again) when it's obvious that you're usually wrong... as is the case here. :2 cents:

StuartD 01-18-2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350180)
I am a big believer that there should be alot of text on tours and such to make them text rich and SEO friendly and CSS is great for controlling the lettering and styling of the text. I do use CSS for font and text control but I wont do layouts in DIV.

And for this, you'll never be as good as you could be, or as you think you are already. Rejecting the future trends due to stubbornness and ignorance is a great way to keep your business at a stand still.

woj 01-18-2009 03:54 PM

IF you know what you are doing, css has certain advantages when it comes to seo... but the key is that you have to know what you are doing, if you don't, converting table design to css won't offer any benefits when it comes to seo.... :2 cents:

potter 01-18-2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15350224)
And for this, you'll never be as good as you could be, or as you think you are already. Rejecting the future trends due to stubbornness and ignorance is a great way to keep your business at a stand still.

QFT :thumbsup

Deej 01-18-2009 03:59 PM

At least we know...

AlienQ DID NOT invent CSS

mrwilson 01-18-2009 04:18 PM

I personally love xhtml/css and wont use anything else!
Tables imo suck balls!
The shit loads so slow and it takes a billion lines of code to just create the most simple 3 column layout it also requires fuckloads more images.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-18-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 15350244)
IF you know what you are doing, css has certain advantages when it comes to seo... but the key is that you have to know what you are doing, if you don't, converting table design to css won't offer any benefits when it comes to seo.... :2 cents:

Thank you.

PS: For the haters...
I do use CSS in almost everything I do.:1orglaugh
You guys are so black and white just loving to get some sort of edgewise bit in.

Pretty sad.
I am confident in what I do and I have had plenty in the past come to me wanting table based designs. So keep up the good work. Do CSS all you want.

I'll use CSS when I feel like it is needed because I have that option.
Some of you newer guys dont. You believe in one way I believe in diversity.

I do not sware to CSS nor Tabled based designs. But half you guys got no idea why you do CSS other than it is a catchy sales pitch right now.

StuartD 01-18-2009 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350180)
I do use CSS for font and text control but I wont do layouts in DIV.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350373)
You believe in one way I believe in diversity.

I do not sware to CSS nor Tabled based designs. But half you guys got no idea why you do CSS other than it is a catchy sales pitch right now.

Do you even know what the definition of 'diversity' is?

Your back peddling is giving me whiplash.

iMind 01-18-2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350373)
Thank you.

PS: For the haters...
I do use CSS in almost everything I do.:1orglaugh
You guys are so black and white just loving to get some sort of edgewise bit in.

Pretty sad.
I am confident in what I do and I have had plenty in the past come to me wanting table based designs. So keep up the good work. Do CSS all you want.

I'll use CSS when I feel like it is needed because I have that option.
Some of you newer guys dont. You believe in one way I believe in diversity.

I do not sware to CSS nor Tabled based designs. But half you guys got no idea why you do CSS other than it is a catchy sales pitch right now.

You don't use CSS for shit, I've seen your code.

You use dreamweaver with CSS option turned on...which does it for you, cause you don't know how to do anything besides set font colors :1orglaugh
And any real designer knows exactly why you use CSS.. but you're not a real designer.

A real designer can code, you cannot.

Deej 01-18-2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15350373)
Thank you.

PS: For the haters...
I do use CSS in almost everything I do.:1orglaugh
You guys are so black and white just loving to get some sort of edgewise bit in.

Pretty sad.
I am confident in what I do and I have had plenty in the past come to me wanting table based designs. So keep up the good work. Do CSS all you want.

I'll use CSS when I feel like it is needed because I have that option.
Some of you newer guys dont. You believe in one way I believe in diversity.

I do not sware to CSS nor Tabled based designs. But half you guys got no idea why you do CSS other than it is a catchy sales pitch right now.

Im going to pretend you didnt just post this...

First of all , notice woj said "if you dont know what youre doing...(point to story)*

and you cheer that ... laughable...

second... Im sure all designers to this day STILL use tables even if they like css, as I do... I use tables constantly... do i believe in full css designs, when its necessary or wanted by a client... is there places and times for css or tables, of course, equally so...

I think all Im trying to say is ... the mumbo jumbo you spout about css not being what it is... well, its just silly... the only hating going on is you, hating on css...

I dunno what to say Alien... you say css is crap, then you say you use it all the time...

I dont care if you use it or not... but what you say about it and its 'advantages' are not true... its is very useful and efficient... it has capabilities beyond tables... therefor in essence, it IS better...

use it or not... dont say things as fact when they simply are not...


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