So You Wanna Be A Male Porn Star?? Are You Sure??? Sure Sure??
 

Story:

I was begged and begged for work by this one guy who swore to me that he would not waste my time after wasting it before. He promised me over and over for a week that he was solid and was killing it on other peoples sets.


So i told him for every time you go soft and waste my time you owe me $100. He said "OK".


So the bet was on...



Here is the clip of what happened. BTS CLIP

HAHAHA I would never hire that loser.

haha nice

I hope you made him pay up! :1orglaugh

Harsh LOL

This clip is nice payment.lol

Finding male talent is hard! Or not, as the case may be....

DONT BE A MALE PORN STAR.....words from a male porn star :)

whatan idiot.. why add the extra pressure to yourself when you failed last time


cialis or viagra man... but then again its mental right

I been wanting to come to LA and shoot got any openings

good stuff

LOL if you could get talent to pay for shit like that you'd probably never need to finance another scene again.

What was that? $1300 for one scene just from the one guy? Imagine if you made aspiring male talent show up with say $2,000 for a scene, and if they complete it successfully you pay them X amount, but every time they go limp they owe you $100 or if they can't get it up or get it off it's a $500 fine.

You'd make a killing.

..it dont play for me

give me a chance I can do it...really I can :)

sad taht hot ass woman in pigtails giving you a great blowjob and you can't even get it up

as much as I would like to think I could walk in and bang the whole room I gotta figure the cameras give ya issues, I would probably pop a few pills for insurance ahead of time so I don't look like a little bitch if I fail. :pimp

They come in thinking they're going to swing big wood...

http://www.sha.tc/wp-content/uploads...g-erection.jpg

...and suddenly they are confronted with the reality of the situation when on set:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rG2dquD5xo.../ed-couple.jpg

Always best to go with tried and true talent! :thumbsup :2 cents:

ADG

OK now THAT... was funny!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I was able to do it in front of a webcam.. but hell in front of ppl.. omg I can only imagine.

Wasnt that the dude that sucker punched PornoDan at the XBiz Awards ???

Great video BTW... gotta share that with any guy that thinks being a male performer is easy...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

Lame... poor guy, he really really sucks!

That was funny.

you like this sort of topic eh.

No viagra? lol

They get all insecure when the camera person is a guy.... or they expect that it's just them and the girl on set... LOL

HAHA! I love it. This should be posted everywhere so surfers can see it. So many dudes think they can do it. They have NO idea. :thumbsup

Yes that's the guy. He claimed I was trying to ruin his career in porn.

Guessing he studied at the LC School of Porn?

Haha nice!!! And even though you poked fun at him you were not nearly as mean about it as you could have been. Great stuff.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=953715

I think it's WHY he hit Dan, too. Dan turned him down for a gig...that's what I've heard.

Too fucking FUNNY. I LOL'ed. Hard.

I bet it would take a rare man to maintain an erection in a room full of dudes laughing at you, rooting for you to fail. And they're filming it.

You didn't make it any easier by laughing behind the camera. :1orglaugh

He has just proven that he won´t have any career which could be ruined.:1orglaugh

Very viral videos.

that's what i don't get.

these are job interviews, what's the ratio of hiring, 10%, for any job? so it's not uncommon in the slightest for most interviewees to get the gig, quite the norm in fact.

why laugh and such to make shit even harder, seems to me the op makes his living shooting guys fucking girls yet seems to take issue against those dudes he's trying to hire to contribute to his business.

I recently hired the same guy and it was a failure as well. As a matter of fact, when the girl herd that it was him she told me it was going to be a long day because she worked with him before and he had serious wood problems.

Should I give you some links where to buy viagra really cheap?