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SykkBoy · 12-06-2010, 08:57 AM

Avoid 2001 Maniacs...
even if, like me, you love b-grade low budget "bad movies"
this one committed the cardinal sin of bad movies...it was boring...I love bad acting, cheesy effects, excessive silly over the top gore and all that goes along with classic bad movies, but this movie was just boring...the original 2000 Maniacs was a classic and the remake was pretty damn fun and entertaining, but this one...wow...total piece of shit...

ottopottomouse · 12-06-2010, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Marky Mark

I feel really old

Haven't heard him called that for years.

ShellyCrash · 12-06-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I feel really old

Haven't heard him called that for years.

No need for crack I'm anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E
My body is healthy my rhymes make me wealthy
and the funky bunch helps me
bring you a show with no intoxication...

c'mon feel the vibrations

.... or soemthing close to that.

Si · 12-06-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Diculous

Just saw "The Bounty Hunter" and boy does it suck. Anything with Jennifer Aniston I tend to stay away, but my wife wanted to see it. But after that, she wishes she hadn't

That goes without saying!

CurrentlySober · 12-06-2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Any film with Jim Carrey in.

Even 'Man on the moon'?

CurrentlySober · 12-06-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Inglorious Basterds.

Thats playing right now on one of the movie channels in the UK...
I didnt choose that channel. I have 'Wall Street' on instead

KrissyElise · 12-06-2010, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Anything where the digital budget was more than the actors.

I disagree. This is 2010. There are some movies with good animation as well as a good story.

Ethersync · 12-06-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

No need for crack I'm anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E
My body is healthy my rhymes make me wealthy
and the funky bunch helps me
bring you a show with no intoxication...

c'mon feel the vibrations

.... or soemthing close to that.

Holly Lez! · 12-06-2010, 04:37 PM

The Town - Had so much hope as I am from Boston but a big SNOOZE
Any of the Twilight Movies - That chick is so BOORING and monotone
The Runaways - Again chick is boring and movie was long ..

ShellyCrash · 12-06-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

Oh, dude, I fucked it up:

Donnie D's on my back up
Drug free, so put the crack up
no need for SPEED I'm anti....

LOL. The 90's were such a bad time for music and fashion.

When I think of the 90's I sum it up with the picture Rosie Perez shaking her ass to "Fight the Power" in the begining of "Do the Right Thing"

bronco67 · 12-06-2010, 04:49 PM

Every movie I see starts with 10 out of 10, then I go from there. Diary of the Dead rated a 2 with me.

1 for having zombies, and 1 for being a movie.

Si · 12-06-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

The Town - Had so much hope as I am from Boston but a big SNOOZE
Any of the Twilight Movies - That chick is so BOORING and monotone
The Runaways - Again chick is boring and movie was long ..

I still want to see The Town, will only rent it or whatever to be safe

Twilight doesn't appeal to me at all, so I will definately not be watching any of them.

The Runaways sounds terrible

Si · 12-06-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Every movie I see starts with 10 out of 10, then I go from there. Diary of the Dead rated a 2 with me.

1 for having zombies, and 1 for being a movie.

Like your rating system

MediaGuy · 12-06-2010, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by deadmoon

citizen kane. absolute crap.

I absolutely can't agree ( though all the technical "innovations" this movie is credited with were already done the year before in "All That Money Can Buy" or "The Devil and Daniel Webster" ) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033532/ it's still a good story...

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

The Big Lebowski - a movie only stupid people like.

I must be stupid. I really enjoyed it. Very 70s.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Independance Day (American might like it but its insulting to everyone else).

I liked it. It steals the July 4th/Independence Day concept/idea away from the Americans.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Any film with Jim Carrey in.

He's made good movies like Man In The Moon, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Mask, etc...

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Originally Posted by topsiteking

Goes without saying Uwe Boll is the Director.

This guy keeps making movies. Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, House of the Dead.... they're so bad, I don't know where he gets the money to keep making more.

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Inglorious Basterds.

How is this a bad movie?!!?!?!?

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

The Astronauts Wife - I watched the first 20 minutes for 4 hours once
The Avengers - Walked out of the theater, and was sick for 3 days after watching
Inglorious Bastards - huge disappointment

Almost forgot - anything by M Knight Shamalon after the 6th sense

I can understand astronauts wife, wasn't too crazy about it

Avengers was a joke.

Inglorious Bastards? It's a spaghetti western! Watch it again....

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

Avoid 2001 Maniacs...
even if, like me, you love b-grade low budget "bad movies"
this one committed the cardinal sin of bad movies...it was boring...I love bad acting, cheesy effects, excessive silly over the top gore and all that goes along with classic bad movies, but this movie was just boring...the original 2000 Maniacs was a classic and the remake was pretty damn fun and entertaining, but this one...wow...total piece of shit...

The original or the remake?

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Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

The Town - Had so much hope as I am from Boston but a big SNOOZE
Any of the Twilight Movies - That chick is so BOORING and monotone
The Runaways - Again chick is boring and movie was long ..

Any movie about the Runaways without Lita Ford is gonna be a miss...

I just watched the Dwayne Johnson / The Rock version of "Walking Tall".... piece of shit, avoid at all costs...

:D

ShellyCrash · 12-06-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Every movie I see starts with 10 out of 10, then I go from there. Diary of the Dead rated a 2 with me.

1 for having zombies, and 1 for being a movie.

Diary of the Dead was so awful. And if you can even imagine the remake of Day of the Dead was even worse.

Si · 12-06-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Diary of the Dead was so awful. And if you can even imagine the remake of Day of the Dead was even worse.

Agreed!

Land of the dead was OK.

Cyber Fucker · 12-06-2010, 07:04 PM

Twilight
New Moon

G... that were really crap movies, I don't know why everyone else is so excited about them.

bronco67 · 12-06-2010, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Diary of the Dead was so awful. And if you can even imagine the remake of Day of the Dead was even worse.

The one with Mena Suvari? I watched that on cable while I was eating lunch the other day. Nick Cannon automatically makes it bad by default, but at least it had some zombie killin. Who the fuck knew that Mena Suvari has quietly been working ever since American Beauty?

The thing about Diary, is it was trying to be one of those natural, documentary style flicks -- except the people making it had no idea what is natural or candid. They had no business even attempting it.

Lester Burnham · 12-06-2010, 09:18 PM

Surprised that someone said Godfather and The Big Lebowski are lame. Those are great movies! As for movies to avoid:

Paranormal Activity 2: I will never get those 2 hours of my life back.

Knight and Day: If this script can get approved, any script can be approved. So Cameron Diaz survives a plane crash and meets someone (Cruise) who killed everyone on the plane but her. The next day she moves on with her life like nothing happened lol. Just downright awful (and didn't finish it)

The Man in the Iron Mask: I walked out of the theater.

Most Adam Sandler Movies: I just don't understand why his movies make money. Well, I guess I do--there are a ton of drunken frat boys in this world.

Evil Chris · 12-06-2010, 09:22 PM

Rocky Horror Picture show.

bleh. What's the hype for?

CYF · 12-06-2010, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

The one with Mena Suvari? I watched that on cable while I was eating lunch the other day. Nick Cannon automatically makes it bad by default, but at least it had some zombie killin. Who the fuck knew that Mena Suvari has quietly been working ever since American Beauty?

The thing about Diary, is it was trying to be one of those natural, documentary style flicks -- except the people making it had no idea what is natural or candid. They had no business even attempting it.

Day of the Dead was OK in my book.

Never seen Diary of the Dead but I have The Zombie Diaries and it's similar sounding. I preferred Day of the Dead out of those two.

The Ghost · 12-07-2010, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

In the Name of the King; A Dungeon Siege Tale

Dreadful

HOLY FUCK! They're making a part 2 of this turd. All different actors:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/

calvinawe · 12-07-2010, 06:04 AM

Cable Guy
a tad old but still a must-avoid

Caligari · 12-07-2010, 06:51 AM

day of the dead remake? damn, can't believe they even wanted to, the original was weak.

diary of the dead did suck but you have to check out "Survival Of The Dead" Romero's last film....pretty good, i would rate it 3rd in the entire romero series behind Night and Dawn.

other zombie films to avoid-
The Rising Dead (japanese, fucking awful)
Bio Zombie (japanese, boring beyond belief)

Caligari · 12-07-2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Rocky Horror Picture show.

bleh. What's the hype for?

man..eh what? Lets do the time warp again!
its my favorite transvestite horror comedy musical of all time....heh

really its one of the great cult films ever made.

nation-x · 12-07-2010, 06:55 AM

I sat and watched "The Last Airbender" with my brother last night... even the great special effects couldn't make up for the broken story line and horrible acting... just wow.

Tam · 12-07-2010, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bloggingseo

Am I the only person who finds Will Ferrell NOT funny?

No you aren't, I can't stand his movies at all. The only one I liked was Elf and that was to be expected for the giant goofball thing. But other than that, I can't even stand to watch him in little skits, he's just not funny to me.

sinclair · 12-07-2010, 11:13 AM

A Serbian Film

Takes the torture porn genre to a level that it should not go. Dont watch it and thank me for the the warning you.

Sinclair

MrBottomTooth · 12-07-2010, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Tam

No you aren't, I can't stand his movies at all. The only one I liked was Elf and that was to be expected for the giant goofball thing. But other than that, I can't even stand to watch him in little skits, he's just not funny to me.

Anchorman was great. Everything else he's done is crap. Although him playing a half-retarded man-child in Step Brothers was so bad it was almost funny.

pornguy · 12-07-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

The Book Of Eli

I 99% of the times will find SOMETHING i like in ANY movie.

i literally left the movie theater pissed off lol.

I actually enjoyed that and caught the little twist at the end.

Si · 12-07-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

I sat and watched "The Last Airbender" with my brother last night... even the great special effects couldn't make up for the broken story line and horrible acting... just wow.

that one doesn't suprise me, I couldn't take any film with "bender" in the title too seriously anyway

Phoenix · 12-07-2010, 11:59 AM

car 54 where are you?

worst movie ever...dont ask how i know..lol

u-Bob · 12-07-2010, 12:04 PM

I am legend.
I am omega.
The Big Lebowski.
Ghost dog.
...

Frankthefreakintank · 12-07-2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

If you liked the movie at all you should read the book. It is very good.

Great book, and yeah I kindof felt the same way very good movie but very intense

Ethersync · 12-07-2010, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Donnie D's on my back up
Drug free, so put the crack up
no need for SPEED I'm anti....

Random Facts: He was a drug addict at 13. He also has a 3rd nipple.

fatfoo · 12-07-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Evil Chris · 12-10-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

man..eh what? Lets do the time warp again!
its my favorite transvestite horror comedy musical of all time....heh

really its one of the great cult films ever made.

Can't stand it.
Never understood the excitement around this film.

Si · 12-10-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

Random Facts: He was a drug addict at 13. He also has a 3rd nipple.

Si · 12-10-2010, 09:25 AM

Anyone seen the new A Team?

I've got a feeling that will be one to avoid like the plague..

PornGreen · 12-10-2010, 09:30 AM

the newer star wars movies

czarina · 12-10-2010, 09:32 AM

From Paris with Love (John Travolta)
Sex and The City 2

both were horribly bad and boring

SykkBoy · 12-10-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Can't stand it.
Never understood the excitement around this film.

Watch it with a shadowcast or crowd in a theater...that's the way it's meant to be experienced...by itself, as a standalone movie, even us devoted RHPS shadowcast members admit that it's not the best movie ever made ;)

Si · 12-10-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

From Paris with Love (John Travolta)
Sex and The City 2

both were horribly bad and boring

From paris with love? I thought travolta was funny in that. but you are right the movie probably isn't worth watching. Pretty predictable storyline and Rhys Meyers is a shit actor in my book.

SykkBoy · 12-10-2010, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

The original or the remake?

The sequel to the remake
I loved the original and really liked the remake...

It was boring, not really all that gory and just took way too long to "get to the point".

Even with a fun cast in Lynn Shaye, Ogre and Bill Moseley, it just took itself way too seriously and meandered all over the place. A low budget exploitation gore flick that is a DTV title should NOT be playing it safe or hiding the gore or any of that nonsense.

PornstarXS · 12-10-2010, 10:40 AM

any movie with Matthew McConaughey (minus tropic thunder)

any Tyler Perry movie

any Sex In The City movie

the Twilight series (so far so good i have avoided these, give me Blade any day)

any movie where the plot is a woman searching for love, the right man, past love, romance, someone to complete her

thickcash_amo · 12-10-2010, 10:50 AM

Dark water was the WORST movie ever!

Si · 12-10-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PornstarXS

any movie with Matthew McConaughey (minus tropic thunder)

any Tyler Perry movie

any Sex In The City movie

the Twilight series (so far so good i have avoided these, give me Blade any day)

any movie where the plot is a woman searching for love, the right man, past love, romance, someone to complete her

Si · 12-10-2010, 11:24 AM

I'm guessing that new will farrel and mark wahlberg movie will be a definate MISS

The other guys or whatever it is called. looks terrible!

JosephFM · 12-10-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

The Big Lebowski - a movie only stupid people like.

I guess I'm stupid. I love that movie.

CamsMaster · 12-10-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by topsiteking

Grown Ups

have it on DVD, didn't watched it until now... is it ok ?

12-06-2010, 08:57 AM	#51
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Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	I'm guessing that new will farrel and mark wahlberg movie will be a definate MISS The other guys or whatever it is called. looks terrible!