I want to share something with you all. I'm doing a very bad thing this Christmas - GoFuckYourself.com

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 03:32 PM

I'm all alone this year with no friends or family. One friend sent me one present. I live in an apartment building where packages are just left in the hall. I am stealing some of the packages sent to other people in my building, and I will open them tonight as Christmas presents to myself.

faze · 12-25-2007, 03:33 PM

ditto, minus stealing from people

Oracle Porn · 12-25-2007, 03:34 PM

well sucks to be you

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 03:34 PM

Don't fuck with the USPS packages - Federal Offense under USC Title 18, just take the FedEx and UPS ones.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

Don't fuck with the USPS packages - Federal Offense under USC Title 18, just take the FedEx and UPS ones.

Hmmm...so far I have 2 regular mail, 2 amazon, 1 usps next day, and 1 fed ex.

I've been stealing them off and on since thanksgiving.

Murderous · 12-25-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

Don't fuck with the USPS packages - Federal Offense under USC Title 18, just take the FedEx and UPS ones.

USPS won't leave them.

Hope you get something nice, so at least you will have something fun to help take the guilt away.

Iron Fist · 12-25-2007, 03:37 PM

Sad thread.

RayBonga · 12-25-2007, 03:37 PM

Be sure to post pics of what Santa brought you.

Merry Xmas

buzzy · 12-25-2007, 03:39 PM

Post pics (Seriously)

hateman · 12-25-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

Hmmm...so far I have 2 regular mail, 2 amazon, 1 usps next day, and 1 fed ex.

I've been stealing them off and on since thanksgiving.

WTF? are you a n1gger?

L-Pink · 12-25-2007, 03:44 PM

Why don't you go to a homeless shelter and suck cocks, if you can't spread holiday joy you can spread oral herpes.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman

WTF? are you a n1gger?

No, and I'm not whitetrash either. I'm just a poor student and all alone in the world and feeling sorry for myself.

My parents died in January and I get depressed around now.

Penny24Seven · 12-25-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Murderous

USPS won't leave them.

Hope you get something nice, so at least you will have something fun to help take the guilt away.

usps wont leave them? they do it all the time and I hate it

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 03:51 PM

Man, that really sucks. I feel bad for you. If I had known, I would have asked for your address to send you something.

baddog · 12-25-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

No, and I'm not whitetrash either.

What color trash are you?

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls

usps wont leave them? they do it all the time and I hate it

You are right, they are just lying in the hallway and nothing's been signed for.

I'm keeping track of who I took stuff from and maybe I'll do something nice for them in the spring. A card under their door with money and a note or something. But I'm a worthless depressed piece of shit so I'll probably do nothing.

okdesign · 12-25-2007, 03:56 PM

We want to see pics of your presents!

hateman · 12-25-2007, 03:57 PM

Go volunteer at soup kitchen, homeless shelter, animal shelter. Jesus fuck, what is wrong with people, you don't steal PERIOD much less christmas presents. Your parents would be ashamed of themselves for spawning such a loser.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by okdesign

We want to see pics of your presents!

I haven't opened any yet and i think it will just make me feel worse if i do. I donno, maybe i wil return them--i can just throw them back in the hall late tonight when I'm drunk. I'll probably just feel shittier than I already do if I keep them.

I'm just sad

ineedafix · 12-25-2007, 04:01 PM

it could be much much worse - you could be Oracle Porn.

have fun and enjoy your gifts

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman

Go volunteer at soup kitchen, homeless shelter, animal shelter. Jesus fuck, what is wrong with people, you don't steal PERIOD much less christmas presents. Your parents would be ashamed of themselves for spawning such a loser.

However, depression can make you do all sorts of stupid things - things you'd never even think of doing without suffering with it.

american pervert · 12-25-2007, 04:01 PM

open them!!!!!!!

Oracle Porn · 12-25-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

My parents died in January

I'm sure they are proud.

Malicious Biz · 12-25-2007, 04:03 PM

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

However, depression can make you do all sorts of stupid things - things you'd never even think of doing without suffering with it.

Yeah. I'm deeply depressed. I hardly recognize myself.

I'm going to start seeing a therapist soon and get meds. My one friend has promised to force me to go.

I know it's shitty to steal presents, but these people will get money or stuff back from whoever shipped it--I'm stealing stuff where the return address is a store not from someone's grandma.

Oracle Porn · 12-25-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ineedafix

it could be much much worse - you could be Oracle Porn.

have fun and enjoy your gifts

what a loser, I wonder who u are...

Damian_Maxcash · 12-25-2007, 04:06 PM

You havnt been to Tenerife and eaten my Chocs have you?

Seriously, if half of it is true then I am sorry. Its been a crap one for me as well, but all my relatives are coming for the New Year. So its not a total washout.

Give the gifts back and think about al the good ones ahead of you - you are a student - you have a future.

hateman · 12-25-2007, 04:06 PM

Karma.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman

Karma.

I give up on karma. I'm a good person--I try to be. But my life has been nothing but shit for years now and I don't have any hope any more. All around me I see the wicked being rewarded, and good people suffering.

I can't even be a success as an evil person.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

Seriously, if half of it is true then I am sorry. Its been a crap one for me as well, but all my relatives are coming for the New Year. So its not a total washout.

Give the gifts back and think about al the good ones ahead of you - you are a student - you have a future.

Thank you. Though no amount of wishful thinking can ever change the cold harsh truth: Them that has, gets. Those that don't have, often never will.

Life is deeply unfair and that's the way it is. It's stupid to expect anything--the most I can hope for is that drugs or alcohol or psychological help or some combination of them can numb me enough that I can close my eyes on the long relentless slide towards death.

BoyAlley · 12-25-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

I give up on karma. I'm a good person--I try to be. But my life has been nothing but shit for years now and I don't have any hope any more. All around me I see the wicked being rewarded, and good people suffering.

I can't even be a success as an evil person.

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Originally Posted by Jet

Thank you. Though no amount of wishful thinking can ever change the cold harsh truth: Them that has, gets. Those that don't have, often never will.

Life is deeply unfair and that's the way it is. It's stupid to expect anything--the most I can hope for is that drugs or alcohol or psychological help or some combination of them can numb me enough that I can close my eyes on the long relentless slide towards death.

You know what this guy sounds like?

We're going to end up hearing about this freak on the news shooting up a shopping mall or some stupid shit.

Someone commit his ass to a looney bin and/or prison before he gets a chance.

BTW Note To Loony Freak: If you're going to off yourself, don't try taking people with you. Not cool.

MicDoohan · 12-25-2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

I give up on karma. I'm a good person--I try to be. But my life has been nothing but shit for years now and I don't have any hope any more. All around me I see the wicked being rewarded, and good people suffering.

I can't even be a success as an evil person.

You're a good person!?!????

you are stealing xmas present you delusional cock head

I hope your life gets even worse for you. No doubt it will.

Robbie · 12-25-2007, 04:15 PM

Has anybody seen an adult webmaster forum anywhere around here? It seems like I recall one that used to be here somewhere about 4 to 5 years ago...Place is like some kind of cross between Jerry Springer and Oprah now.

BoyAlley · 12-25-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Place is like some kind of cross between Jerry Springer and Oprah now.

This place is like Jerry Springer fucked Oprah and had some sort of fucked up midget retard version of Dr Phil as a child.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You know what this guy sounds like?

We're going to end up hearing about this freak on the news shooting up a shopping mall or some stupid shit.

Someone commit his ass to a looney bin and/or prison before he gets a chance.

BTW Note To Loony Freak: If you're going to off yourself, don't try taking people with you. Not cool.

I wouldn't ever take anyone with me. Not even people who have harmed me.

BoyAlley · 12-25-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

I wouldn't ever take anyone with me. Not even people who have harmed me.

Congrats to all the winners.

Damian_Maxcash · 12-25-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

This place is like Jerry Springer fucked Oprah and had some sort of fucked up midget retard version of Dr Phil as a child.

Come on BA..... You never had a bad day?

This time of year is a nightmare for anyone without a family or friends to support them.

I have spent many years moving around the world. This time is hard every year.

Give the guy a break.....

Gordon G · 12-25-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

I'm all alone this year with no friends or family. One friend sent me one present. I live in an apartment building where packages are just left in the hall. I am stealing some of the packages sent to other people in my building, and I will open them tonight as Christmas presents to myself.

Being a contest whore and sig whore not paying of for you fuckface.

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You know what this guy sounds like?

We're going to end up hearing about this freak on the news shooting up a shopping mall or some stupid shit.

Someone commit his ass to a looney bin and/or prison before he gets a chance.

BTW Note To Loony Freak: If you're going to off yourself, don't try taking people with you. Not cool.

Fuck off, tosser. He sounds intelligent and observant. You sound like a stupid fucking pussy. I hope you get hit by a train.

dial · 12-25-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

This place is like Jerry Springer fucked Oprah and had some sort of fucked up midget retard version of Dr Phil as a child.

don't forget faggy pants, you helped it become that way faster than anyone else here

buzzy · 12-25-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jet

I wouldn't ever take anyone with me. Not even people who have harmed me.

Well please cut to the chase and fucking do it because you are worthless and a cancer to society

dial · 12-25-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

You sound like a stupid fucking pussy. I hope you get hit by a train.

i second that

boyalley is a fucking chump

oh yeah, merry christmas

BoyAlley · 12-25-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

Come on BA..... You never had a bad day?

I've never went around stealing other people's Christmas presents and undelivered packages, no.

When I have a bad day, I don't go around victimizing other people.

polle54 · 12-25-2007, 04:36 PM

"Racist Stundent dumped by his friends and family steals and ruin x-mas for as many as he can"

Guess the race hehe

BoyAlley · 12-25-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

Fuck off, tosser. He sounds intelligent and observant. You sound like a stupid fucking pussy. I hope you get hit by a train.

I guess he DOES have to notice undelivered packages laying around in order to steal them, so I suppose that could classify as being "observant"?

JDog · 12-25-2007, 04:40 PM

I hope you steal the wrongs person shit. I know if I saw a neighbor taking shit from my porch. Which I tend to just let them leave it in front of my door. But if that was me and I caught you stealing shit, I'd open the door and beat your head in with my baseball bat.

Depression may make you do "weird" things, but that's no excuse for this stuff. You know what you're doing, if you didn't, you wouldn't think of "leaving something under the door in spring". The possibility hasn't occurred to you that you could be taking some kids toy?

I wish you a Shitty Christmas and a Crappy New Year!

NoComments · 12-25-2007, 04:43 PM

Jet, you are a fucking sig whore,
who cares what you do or what you don't do?

I'm sure you knew that already, right?

BoyAlley · 12-25-2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JDog

The possibility hasn't occurred to you that you could be taking some kids toy?

Exactly. There are a LOT of people that work hard, and live paycheck to paycheck in this world, and skimp and save for a long time to make sure their children, or spouse, has something to make them feel special for the holidays.

Some freak like this going around stealing it right out from under them, then coming on a god damn porno industry board scavenging for sympathy because he did it is just beyond pathetic.

You want to do something on the holidays to help make you feel better? Try volunteering in a soup kitchen and actually make a positive difference in someone's life instead of victimizing people so they feel as shitty as you do.

Grow the fuck up.

JDog · 12-25-2007, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You want to do something on the holidays to help make you feel better? Try volunteering in a soup kitchen and actually make a positive difference in someone's life instead of victimizing people so they feel as shitty as you do.

Grow the fuck up.

I fully agree with you. I would think that volunteering with orphans or something along the lines for a person that has lost their parents would be more fulfilling than stealing gifts from other people.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Exactly. There are a LOT of people that work hard, and live paycheck to paycheck in this world, and skimp and save for a long time to make sure their children, or spouse, has something to make them feel special for the holidays.

Some freak like this going around stealing it right out from under them, then coming on a god damn porno industry board scavenging for sympathy because he did it is just beyond pathetic.

You want to do something on the holidays to help make you feel better? Try volunteering in a soup kitchen and actually make a positive difference in someone's life instead of victimizing people so they feel as shitty as you do.

Grow the fuck up.

You missed the part where I said I was gonna give them back.

You sound like you have more issues than me, to be honest.

12-25-2007, 03:32 PM	#1
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	I want to share something with you all. I'm doing a very bad thing this Christmas I'm all alone this year with no friends or family. One friend sent me one present. I live in an apartment building where packages are just left in the hall. I am stealing some of the packages sent to other people in my building, and I will open them tonight as Christmas presents to myself.

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hateman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,623	Go volunteer at soup kitchen, homeless shelter, animal shelter. Jesus fuck, what is wrong with people, you don't steal PERIOD much less christmas presents. Your parents would be ashamed of themselves for spawning such a loser.

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