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CPA37710T · 10-06-2010, 03:38 PM

Who needs a swiss army knife, when you can get the chinese shovel!

Lilit · 10-06-2010, 03:50 PM

lol that's crazy!

The Heron · 10-06-2010, 04:15 PM

Bottle Opener, I'm sold!

Si · 10-06-2010, 04:23 PM

Fucking cool!

Far-L · 10-06-2010, 04:53 PM

Stallone is using one in his next Rambo picture instead of the knife...

SkynetCommunications · 10-06-2010, 05:07 PM

wow thats amazing

tabasco · 10-06-2010, 05:23 PM

Yes, but can it give me the rock hard abs of my dreams in just 3 minutes a day?

CPA37710T · 10-06-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

Yes, but can it give me the rock hard abs of my dreams in just 3 minutes a day?

lol not really maybe the if you wear a snuggie for the summer you'll definetly get ripped in no time

fatfoo · 10-06-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CPA37710T

Who needs a swiss army knife, when you can get the chinese shovel!

I watched the entire video. The Chinese army shovel is excellent. It is made out of precious strong metals. It has very many different uses. Here are some of the uses: digging ground, taking out nails, putting nails in wood, paddles to row boat, throw shovel with rope on wall/tree to climb, open bottles and canned foods, hit enemy skull, use as shield, etc.

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Caligari · 10-06-2010, 07:20 PM

i want one

uno · 10-06-2010, 07:26 PM

It started reaching when it got to can opener.

cjhmdm · 10-06-2010, 07:29 PM

None of you have been in the army before I take it?

I'll take my standard issue entrenching tool over that piece of bulky junk any day ><

tabasco · 10-06-2010, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

It started reaching when it got to can opener.

Yeah he punches a few very rough holes in the tin and it suddenly jumps to an open tin.

CPA37710T · 10-06-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

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LOL!, your own chinaman... he will train you when using the shovel as a weapon

cjhmdm · 10-06-2010, 07:39 PM

Kind of a dumb video though tbh.. but yeah, I'll take that over the chinese knockoff any day ><

CPA37710T · 10-06-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cjhmdm

Kind of a dumb video though tbh.. but yeah, I'll take that over the chinese knockoff any day ><

where's the bottle opener?, if anyone defies the shovel needs to open a bottle of champagne

CPA37710T · 01-10-2011, 01:20 AM

bump for shovel!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-10-2011, 02:47 AM

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Chosen · 01-10-2011, 05:20 AM

Cool

ottopottomouse · 01-10-2011, 05:38 AM

Wonder how quickly it goes blunt and useless.

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buildingfutures · 01-10-2011, 05:53 AM

Mark my words; one day the Chinese are taking over the world. So many of them and you never hear anything about them. Except that they make cool shovels.

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