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BFT3K · 01-12-2011, 09:16 PM

That is all.

CPA37710T · 01-12-2011, 09:21 PM

Yo Momma's so fat she pays taxes in three different countries!

beerptrol · 01-12-2011, 09:24 PM

Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Danmixz · 01-12-2011, 09:27 PM

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

Content Writers Inc · 01-12-2011, 09:30 PM

Yo mama so old she owes Moses a food stamp.

Yo mama so ugly we had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama so old she had a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

ShellyCrash · 01-12-2011, 09:37 PM

Your mama's so fat I took her to the zoo and the elephants thew HER peanuts.

Your mama's so old she went gang bangin' with Moses.

Your mama's so black she leaves finger prints on charcoal.

Your mama's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Content Writers Inc · 01-12-2011, 09:46 PM

Yo mama's so poor when you walk in her front door you step into the back yard.

Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles, traffic slows down.

Yo mama's so dumb she got a wooden leg with a real foot.

ShellyCrash · 01-12-2011, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Content Writers Inc

Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Lol. I remember using that one.

Your mama's so stupid she spent an hour trying to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Your mama's so black she sat in a hot tub and made tea.

Your mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she flipped the switch.

Your mama's so fat she wore a Malcom X t-shirt out the house and a helicopter tried to land on her.

lazycash · 01-12-2011, 11:03 PM

Your mama is this fat,

chaze · 01-12-2011, 11:39 PM

ha ha ha nicee

justfreemovies · 01-13-2011, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Your mama is this fat,

perfect /thread

CPA37710T · 01-13-2011, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danmixz

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

i almost died with this one!!! HAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

PornMD · 01-13-2011, 02:39 AM

Hood dad is doing it wrong:

Paul Markham · 01-13-2011, 04:59 AM

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants threw peanuts at her.

dicksman42 · 01-13-2011, 06:08 AM

yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road

dicksman42 · 01-13-2011, 06:20 AM

yo mama so fat when she gets in the backseat of a car it flips over

DWB · 01-13-2011, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Content Writers Inc

Yo mama so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

BFT3K · 01-13-2011, 10:56 AM

Wow, this thread has legs!

dicksman42 · 01-13-2011, 12:53 PM

Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket

dicksman42 · 01-13-2011, 12:55 PM

yo mama so fat when god said let their be light she stepped to the side

Jman · 01-13-2011, 01:00 PM

- Ta mère est tellement grosse que quand elle marche avec des talons aiguilles, elle trouve du pétrole.

bloggerz · 01-13-2011, 01:05 PM

Your mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back

Mark_E4A · 01-13-2011, 01:14 PM

your mama is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham

tranza · 01-13-2011, 01:25 PM

I don't get it...

Scott McD · 01-13-2011, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Your mama is this fat,

Holy shit !!

mavruda · 01-13-2011, 03:18 PM

Okay, I'd like to continue the "yo momma" joke with a drawing :

To view the image in whole click the thumbnail...

P.S. the image is drawn specially for this thread, and I don't mean to harm anyone's feelings and moms....

juxtapoz · 01-13-2011, 04:01 PM

Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled "Taxi!"

webair · 01-13-2011, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danmixz

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

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