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DEA - banned for life · 02-09-2011, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

THE USA OWNScanada We just let them call themselves a country for tax purposes.They are also our "backup plan" for oil,natrual resources,food etc etc..bascially there up the running a huge wal-mart that just hasnt opend their doors yet.

We are coming.
We are coming soon

So fucking true man

MaDalton · 02-09-2011, 08:22 PM

Paul, i am going to add laxatives to your coffee when i see you - as a thank you for ruining my Euro reputation - lol

Traffic Guru · 02-09-2011, 08:47 PM

Someone post pictures of English and German girls.

SallyRand · 02-09-2011, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I guess the most American would be this look.

But there are also these.

And the list goes on. America in 1710-1719: was est. 357,500

At the time of the Civil War 1770-1779: est. 2,205,000

At the time of the Potato Famine in Ireland. 1860 Census: 31,443,321

1880 Census: 50,156,000

1890 Census: 62,948,000

1900 Census: 75,995,000

1980 Census: 226 Million

1990 Census: 248 Million

1997 Est: 267 Million

All made up with immigrants. So is there a real "American Girl"?

Maybe the truest would be a mix of all the different races that emigrated to America.

Maybe this is the best comparison.

Ya know Paul when I first read your post my blood boiled.............then I thought about it.

I see where you are going with it and dammit, you're absolutely correct about a lot if it but don't flush the whole country yet............................................... ..

By an immigrant and Russian immigrant at that:

zseano · 02-09-2011, 09:25 PM

Most american girls are smokin' hot..

CyberHustler · 02-09-2011, 09:37 PM

When you take into account that overweight = not skinny as fuck, it's not so bad. I can't stand a bitch that's skinny as fuck, add that in with my fear of fucked up teeth and you can pretty much tell that I don't give one fuck about Europes skinny yuck-mouthed bitches.

I bet this is over weight in Europe...

In America, it's all goooooooooooooooooood

justinsain · 02-09-2011, 10:12 PM

School time

im·mi·grant (m-grnt)
n.
1. A person who leaves one country to settle permanently in another.

People who are born in the USA and live in the USA ARE NOT immigrants. The fact that someone in their family tree was doesn't make them one. Immigrant only applies to the person that immigrated.

You can say decedents of immigrants but you can't say we are all immigrants.

MetaMan · 02-09-2011, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

congratulations you sound as stupid as paul man

and trust me thats one hell of an insult

Your location reads:
Location: looking for gas

You're most likely looking to fill up on cheeseburgers that cause you gas you tubby little bastard.

DaddyHalbucks · 02-09-2011, 10:33 PM

Let's not be too serious. The man has a point.

Coup · 02-09-2011, 11:23 PM

EZRhino · 02-10-2011, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Let's not be too serious. The man has a point.

No he doesnt. And he can shove that point up his Euro ass.

CPA37710T · 02-10-2011, 01:24 AM

THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOLL!!!!

can't believe you people didnt like this! its totally true and funny!

yoeleven · 02-10-2011, 02:59 AM

i prefer american girls, much better cocksuckers for one thing

DamianJ · 02-10-2011, 03:03 AM

You are all fucking idiots.

Have you STILL not worked him out?

He sits in a small village outisde Brno, pretending to be retired, and just sits here winding people up. LOOK at his posts, it's all he does. Troll.

And here, you have all been trolled perfectly, he's not even come back to the thread!

Listen, Markham is just a bored, lonely old man forced to live in a village in Eastern Europe because of [REASON EDITED]. He has NOTHING to do all day, so makes the lovely jigsaw Agent488 posted, and trolls.

And this thread is making him laugh his little socks off.

Although it is just a rip off of my infamous handegg thread. Paul can't even troll originally, but you all still fall for it. Time and time again. He is smarter than he looks.

seeandsee · 02-10-2011, 03:12 AM

omg this thread is on fire

MaDalton · 02-10-2011, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

You are all fucking idiots.

Have you STILL not worked him out?

He sits in a small village outisde Brno, pretending to be retired, and just sits here winding people up. LOOK at his posts, it's all he does. Troll.

And here, you have all been trolled perfectly, he's not even come back to the thread!

Listen, Markham is just a bored, lonely old man forced to live in a village in Eastern Europe because of [REASON EDITED]. He has NOTHING to do all day, so makes the lovely jigsaw Agent488 posted, and trolls.

And this thread is making him laugh his little socks off.

Although it is just a rip off of my infamous handegg thread. Paul can't even troll originally, but you all still fall for it. Time and time again. He is smarter than he looks.

don't diss Brno, yo

one afternoon in the sun on the main square with a fresh Pilsener Urquell and you will beg me to let you move in with us

DamianJ · 02-10-2011, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

don't diss Brno, yo

one afternoon in the sun on the main square with a fresh Pilsener Urquell and you will beg me to let you move in with us

I'm not dissing Brno man. I'm sure it's lovely.

Hope you have a great holiday man, your pad looks sweet.

Paul Markham · 02-10-2011, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

i think this is blacklash for so many 'look too euro' type comments.

What most are too stupid to realise is the point I was trying to make. There is no such thing as a "Typical American look.". Because up to 300 years ago America there were hardly any people other than Native Americans in America. The influx of immigrants came from Europe, Africa, Latin America (mix of Indian and Spanish) and Asia.

In 300 years if they had all cross bred there might be a start to a typical American look. But they didn't, race mate with race and it's still distinctive racial types.

So a typical Euro look. Is a typical US look for those who trace there family back to Europe.

ottopottomouse · 02-10-2011, 04:49 AM

Post some real Euro ones for comparison then. Anybody can search for the worst pic they can find to attempt to illustrate a point.

Cherry7 · 02-10-2011, 04:57 AM

Lighten up people, take it as a joke, and post something funny back...

3xmedia · 02-10-2011, 05:08 AM

maxxtro · 02-10-2011, 05:19 AM

Big is beautiful..or...so they say, anyway

Paul Markham · 02-10-2011, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead

That is fucking hot, but I believe Paul was misunderstood here...Anyone who knows the simple reality of origin, we all share a gene or two with a little country in Africa ...love it or hate it, genealogy does not lie.

It seems to have flown over most peoples heads.

I dissed America, true or not is irrelevant, so it got up a few red necks ass.

I think these two images tell the story.

Afro Descent.

Latina.

The hot Swedish girl could be from the US as well. As the 2 girls sucking on cock could both be from the US or EU.

Emil · 02-10-2011, 05:25 AM

USA IS GOING DOWN AS SOON AS THE WORLD STOP USING THE DOLLAR AS RESERVE CURRENCY!

USA National Debt:

Nikki_Licks · 02-10-2011, 05:44 AM

You're an asshole with diarrhea of the mouth....plain and simple

CaptainHowdy · 02-10-2011, 05:46 AM

SpicyM · 02-10-2011, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload

how about sweden?
watch at REAL SIZE ... GFY reduces size ;)

Big feet + Rambo-like shoulders

I dont like manly girls, so no thanks.

02-10-2011, 06:04 AM

not true, ive seen films based in america, theyre hot all of them!! :P

Paul Markham · 02-10-2011, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

not true, ive seen films based in america, theyre hot all of them!! :P

A lot of American girls are hot, this has nothing to do with the thread.

Some didn't read it or didn't think as they read it and only looked at the pictures.

The pictures were a bit of humor, I see it flew over some peoples heads.

Overload · 02-10-2011, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup

doh ... this happens when an uneducated person tries to spot europe on the globe

TheDoc · 02-10-2011, 06:20 AM

Euro girls have the biggest cocks... an award American girls never qualify for.

02-10-2011, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

A lot of American girls are hot, this has nothing to do with the thread.

Some didn't read it or didn't think as they read it and only looked at the pictures.

The pictures were a bit of humor, I see it flew over some peoples heads.

I know what your doing :P

Paul Markham · 02-10-2011, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

I know what your doing :P

You do, but it obviously flew completely over the heads of most.

02-10-2011, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

You're an asshole with diarrhea of the mouth....plain and simple

hahhahah oh gosh lmao!!!
Straight for the arteries

will76 · 02-10-2011, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

You are all fucking idiots.

Have you STILL not worked him out?

He sits in a small village outisde Brno, pretending to be retired, and just sits here winding people up. LOOK at his posts, it's all he does. Troll.

And here, you have all been trolled perfectly, he's not even come back to the thread!

Listen, Markham is just a bored, lonely old man forced to live in a village in Eastern Europe because of [REASON EDITED]. He has NOTHING to do all day, so makes the lovely jigsaw Agent488 posted, and trolls.

And this thread is making him laugh his little socks off.

Although it is just a rip off of my infamous handegg thread. Paul can't even troll originally, but you all still fall for it. Time and time again. He is smarter than he looks.

sounds like you but with content theft, i guess that is why you got such a good read on him.

Paul Markham · 02-10-2011, 09:56 AM

I think this page shows my point. How many of these faces can be seen in a US mall anywhere across the States?

Average female face project.html

Note there is no average US female face. I wonder why?

O MARINA · 02-10-2011, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM

Big feet + Rambo-like shoulders

I dont like manly girls, so no thanks.

ya right haha that woman is gorgeous head to toe.

spazlabz · 02-10-2011, 10:25 AM

ya know you make this poorly written, not very thought out post trying to make some obscure point about the better part of the North American continent, post blatantly offensive images that dominate the post and then try and make anyone who gets offended look stupid because of your short falls Paul.

The correct response is that you did not intend to offend and that you are sorry you did. Then state the point you were trying to make. I mean that would be the grown up thing to do.

I was offended by your initial post and I am not ashamed to say that. I also happened to be married to a wonderful American woman and I have no interest in a relationship with any other woman be they from the US, Europe or any place else on the planet

michael.kickass · 02-10-2011, 10:33 AM

OMFG!! Who is this sex bomb?!?

CyberHustler · 02-10-2011, 10:33 AM

I didn't read the first post, just saw the pics. I take nothing back, everything I said applies still.

Agent 488 · 02-10-2011, 10:34 AM

it's pretty obvious what you were trying to imply you senile old fool.

brassmonkey · 02-10-2011, 10:35 AM

thanx for french fries muther fucker

Luscious Media · 02-10-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxxtro

Big is beautiful..or...so they say, anyway

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

DamianJ · 02-10-2011, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

it's pretty obvious what you were trying to imply you senile old fool.

I am sure he really thinks he can post such xenophobic inflammatory shit and then just say "ONLY JOKING BRO!" when he sees how many people he has offended and all will be well and lots and lots of people will buy 19 HD videos for $150 from him.

But remember, he's only trolling, but now insulting people he wants to do business with too!

He's doing nothing but posting links to the Daily Mail on another porn forum.

I reckon the end is nigh.

O MARINA · 02-10-2011, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass

OMFG!! Who is this sex bomb?!?

she is amazing
I want to see what her MAN looks like !

HomerSimpson · 02-10-2011, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload

how about sweden?
watch at REAL SIZE ... GFY reduces size ;)

God bless the Sweeden

Agent 488 · 02-10-2011, 12:56 PM

i agree it's getting out a hand.

i am taking donations via paypal for a puzzle of the manwin lavatories in order to keep paul busy and off the boards.

pm me if you want to contribute.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

I am sure he really thinks he can post such xenophobic inflammatory shit and then just say "ONLY JOKING BRO!" when he sees how many people he has offended and all will be well and lots and lots of people will buy 19 HD videos for $150 from him.

But remember, he's only trolling, but now insulting people he wants to do business with too!

He's doing nothing but posting links to the Daily Mail on another porn forum.

I reckon the end is nigh.

thickcash_amo · 02-10-2011, 01:00 PM

Damn that german girl is hot, but those feet have got to go

Buzz · 02-10-2011, 01:45 PM

Paul, you're the oldest troll on GFY.

ottopottomouse · 02-10-2011, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

i agree it's getting out a hand.

i am taking donations via paypal for a puzzle of the manwin lavatories in order to keep paul busy and off the boards.

pm me if you want to contribute.

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