DWARVES may hold the cure to CANCER - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 02-18-2011, 02:18 AM

Whatever shortcomings people ascribe to dwarves, a recent study on Ecuadorian little people might finally convince some bigoted members of the larger society to stop selling them short.

Source: http://tvnz.co.nz/health-news/dwarfs...r-cure-4034349

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For 22 years around 100 members of the Laron dwarfs community have been closely monitored by researchers from the University of Southern California, ABC reports.

They have discovered almost no cases of cancer or diabetes amongst the group, who all live in a remote village on the slopes of the Andes Mountains in the Loja province of southern Ecuador.

The Larons all suffer from mutated genes that lower their growth hormone activity, stunting their growth.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-18-2011, 02:32 AM

Probably has more to do with their disconnection from real world consumer products, and their living off a natural human diet. I'd have to assume that a "remote" village in Ecuador isn't full of cigarette smokers, teflon frying pans, vehicle exhaust, yadda yadda yadda. Whatever other thousands of things are bringing our own impending doom....

Antonio · 02-18-2011, 02:39 AM

that's becaue nobody would sell them cigarettes

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-18-2011, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

that's becaue nobody would sell them cigarettes

Untapped market just waiting for exploitation...

Actually they probably grow their own. They got smokers, I just know it...

Emil · 02-18-2011, 03:20 AM

We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.

L-Pink · 02-18-2011, 04:30 AM

I'll take my chances at 6'2"

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$5 submissions · 02-19-2011, 04:09 AM

This story might have GIANT ramifications.

grumpy · 02-19-2011, 06:23 AM

its a small person

seeandsee · 02-19-2011, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Probably has more to do with their disconnection from real world consumer products, and their living off a natural human diet. I'd have to assume that a "remote" village in Ecuador isn't full of cigarette smokers, teflon frying pans, vehicle exhaust, yadda yadda yadda. Whatever other thousands of things are bringing our own impending doom....

agree, that is natural way of life, more life!

u-Bob · 02-19-2011, 06:39 AM

(it had to be done

)

Ron Bennett · 02-19-2011, 07:07 AM

A feel-good story ... they don't hold the cure to cancer.

Put them in a place with lots of quickie marts, fast food places, traffic, liquor stores, high-speed internet, etc and see how they do ... if, as a whole, after a few decades, they still didn't get cancer, heart disease, etc, that would be something to get excited about.

To reiterate the point others have made, it's presumably their undeveloped environment along with "natural" living are the reasons for their good health.

Ron

DWB · 02-19-2011, 09:20 AM

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who all live in a remote village on the slopes of the Andes Mountains in the Loja province of southern Ecuador"

There is the reason.

Expose them to pollution, fast food, aspertame, cigarettes, endless medications, and lord knows what else we're taking in every day, and they'll get just as sick as the rest of us.

$5 submissions · 02-19-2011, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

(it had to be done

)

It's off to beat cancer they go

CaptainHowdy · 02-19-2011, 07:16 PM

They never tried Splenda ...

BFT3K · 02-19-2011, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil

We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.

ShellyCrash · 02-19-2011, 08:30 PM

Who would have guessed the Dwarves would go on to cure cancer..

Barry-xlovecam · 02-19-2011, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil

We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.

ROFLMAO

GatorB · 02-20-2011, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ron Bennett

A feel-good story ... they don't hold the cure to cancer.

Put them in a place with lots of quickie marts, fast food places, traffic, liquor stores, high-speed internet, etc and see how they do ... if, as a whole, after a few decades, they still didn't get cancer, heart disease, etc, that would be something to get excited about.

To reiterate the point others have made, it's presumably their undeveloped environment along with "natural" living are the reasons for their good health.

Ron

well then how come the regular sized people in the region get cancer?

Stef. · 02-20-2011, 07:40 AM

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borked · 02-20-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

well then how come the regular sized people in the region get cancer?

Nothing in the article suggests that is the case...

And to add, studying 100 isolated people for 22 years is worthy statistical data? Note the articel says

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They have discovered almost no cases of cancer or diabetes amongst the group

what does that mean? I'd say 2 would be 'almost no cases', but still, it's a 1:50 chance.

Using the same analysis, what would 100 random, non-smoking people in Iceland show up after studying them for 22 years?

I'd hazard a guess that it's "almost no cases of cancer or diabetes"

donkevlar · 02-20-2011, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Whatever shortcomings people ascribe to dwarves, a recent study on Ecuadorian little people might finally convince some bigoted members of the larger society to stop selling them short.

Source: http://tvnz.co.nz/health-news/dwarfs...r-cure-4034349

And start selling them... for.. MILLIONS! MUHAHAHA.

$5 submissions · 02-20-2011, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

And start selling them... for.. MILLIONS! MUHAHAHA.

mini-me?

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