Need 60 Animated-Gif banners Done - GoFuckYourself.com

SJCollegeboy · 02-22-2011, 08:22 PM

Looking for someone who can do high-quality GIF's at a reasonable price. We have both flash and static banners to work off. Pretty simple job. We have images and sizes, just need 60 animated GIF banners in which the text rotates: on continuous loop and each file under 40kb in size.

Hit me up if you do high-quality work. Don't hit me up if all you have in your portfolio is second-rate shit you churned out for $5 a pop.

$5 submissions · 02-23-2011, 01:41 AM

Hit up Skrog here at GFY. He's looking for work

Naughty · 02-23-2011, 03:23 AM

I could do it.
Lots of banners done, just not for others past 4 years;-)

None of them went for 5$.

If you want to talk about it please email me at [email protected] for samples and price negotiation.

gimme-website · 02-23-2011, 03:26 AM

Naughty hired me to do a logo, then refused to complete payment at the end. Avoid..

DamianJ · 02-23-2011, 03:39 AM

When was the last time you saw a banner that had an interesting creative?

Ideas for BDSM banner:

1.
468x80
Anim gif with worm crawling across screen slowly interspersed with text. "You pathetic little worm", "That's right, crawl along the ground for me", "Jesus, you are fucking ridiculous", "Crawl little worrrrrm"

"You want to be talked to like that? Click."

"I said click you fucking useless maggot"

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2.
Just text. Maybe schoolgirl sort of font. White out of black. Slow fades between sentences:

"Oh, please don't spank me, Sir"
"Oh, please don't spank me"
"Oh, please don't spank"
"Oh, please don't"
"Oh, please"
"Oh"

"If you want to see her spanked, click here"

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3.

A 'spank the monkey' parody. Rather than a hand moving to slap the money, you have a paddle, and a delicious girl's butt.

So the butt moves across the banner, the paddle is (if you want) controlled by the mouse.

"Paddle the butt. Win a prize"

And then on click you take them to a landing page where the prize is a free zip gallery/free trial/free whatever.

4
Animated like the Pulp Fiction speech:

But with obviously BDSM Domme/Dom text.

"Why the fuck are you reading this banner. A fucking banner? Really? Have nothing better to do than sit there with your cock out reading this? Jesus, you are pathetic, aren't you? I bet you are fat. I bet your poor wife can't see your tiny cock cos of the rolls of fat. I bet you want to wank your little cock over videos of girls like me telling cunts like you what to do"

etc etc

You get the idea.

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And so on. This is just off the top of my head because I've just had my second cup of coffee and am feeling all creative.

Banners, generally, they are crap.

If you like any of the ideas, feel free to use them.

Zuzana Designs · 02-23-2011, 04:58 AM

James,

I just sent you an e-mail

Fletch XXX · 02-23-2011, 05:07 AM

have done plenty order that size and bigger, hit me up or spread it out amongst banner makers

http://www.15dollargalleries.com/recent.html for samples

02-22-2011, 08:22 PM	#1
SJCollegeboy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco Posts: 545	Need 60 Animated-Gif banners Done Looking for someone who can do high-quality GIF's at a reasonable price. We have both flash and static banners to work off. Pretty simple job. We have images and sizes, just need 60 animated GIF banners in which the text rotates: on continuous loop and each file under 40kb in size. Hit me up if you do high-quality work. Don't hit me up if all you have in your portfolio is second-rate shit you churned out for $5 a pop. __________________ Email: phuntimes (at) me.com Skype: sjcolle

02-23-2011, 01:41 AM	#2
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Hit up Skrog here at GFY. He's looking for work __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

02-23-2011, 03:23 AM	#3
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,478	I could do it. Lots of banners done, just not for others past 4 years;-) None of them went for 5$. If you want to talk about it please email me at [email protected] for samples and price negotiation. __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me

02-23-2011, 03:26 AM	#4
gimme-website Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 1,588	Naughty hired me to do a logo, then refused to complete payment at the end. Avoid.. __________________ www.gimme-website.com

02-23-2011, 04:58 AM	#6
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02-23-2011, 03:39 AM	#5
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	When was the last time you saw a banner that had an interesting creative? Ideas for BDSM banner: 1. 468x80 Anim gif with worm crawling across screen slowly interspersed with text. "You pathetic little worm", "That's right, crawl along the ground for me", "Jesus, you are fucking ridiculous", "Crawl little worrrrrm" "You want to be talked to like that? Click." "I said click you fucking useless maggot" -- 2. Just text. Maybe schoolgirl sort of font. White out of black. Slow fades between sentences: "Oh, please don't spank me, Sir" "Oh, please don't spank me" "Oh, please don't spank" "Oh, please don't" "Oh, please" "Oh" "If you want to see her spanked, click here" -- 3. A 'spank the monkey' parody. Rather than a hand moving to slap the money, you have a paddle, and a delicious girl's butt. So the butt moves across the banner, the paddle is (if you want) controlled by the mouse. "Paddle the butt. Win a prize" And then on click you take them to a landing page where the prize is a free zip gallery/free trial/free whatever. 4 Animated like the Pulp Fiction speech: But with obviously BDSM Domme/Dom text. "Why the fuck are you reading this banner. A fucking banner? Really? Have nothing better to do than sit there with your cock out reading this? Jesus, you are pathetic, aren't you? I bet you are fat. I bet your poor wife can't see your tiny cock cos of the rolls of fat. I bet you want to wank your little cock over videos of girls like me telling cunts like you what to do" etc etc You get the idea. -- And so on. This is just off the top of my head because I've just had my second cup of coffee and am feeling all creative. Banners, generally, they are crap. If you like any of the ideas, feel free to use them.

02-23-2011, 05:07 AM	#7
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	have done plenty order that size and bigger, hit me up or spread it out amongst banner makers http://www.15dollargalleries.com/recent.html for samples __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me