I'm looking to chat for a few minutes with a TRULY successful SEO person... - GoFuckYourself.com

MikeSmoke · 03-02-2011, 01:38 PM

...about what's currently happening on G, and possible strategies.

I'm willing to pay a consulting fee if necessary - but if someone is willing to chat for a bit out of the goodness of their heart, I certainly wouldn't object lol

I'm only looking for the true success stories - you know who you are.

And more importantly, you know who you AREN'T. Please don't bother if you're bragging about a #3 listing for "sweet asian slits" and a #1 for "jizz swallowing dumpsters with blue eyes and pimples."

Thanks.

Oracle Porn · 03-02-2011, 01:41 PM

what are "true success stories"? driving ferraris or having strong rankings on competitive keywords?

lazycash · 03-02-2011, 01:52 PM

Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

czarina · 03-02-2011, 01:57 PM

talk to PornGuy

troncarver · 03-02-2011, 01:58 PM

links pulled asshole

MikeSmoke · 03-02-2011, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

what are "true success stories"? driving ferraris or having strong rankings on competitive keywords?

Top three rankings on very competitive keywords. Not necessarily talking about #1 for "free sex" or #2 for "big tits" - but the next level of success down from that.

lazycash · 03-02-2011, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

Top three rankings on very competitive keywords. Not necessarily talking about #1 for "free sex" or #2 for "big tits" - but the next level of success down from that.

Baddog has the top 3 spots for gotwebhost. Just start off with the $500/hour review, you can order the 10k/day work next week.

MikeSmoke · 03-02-2011, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Baddog has the top 3 spots for gotwebhost. Just start off with the $500/hour review, you can order the 10k/day work next week.

OK, we all got it.
You can move on to the next thread now

Nicky · 03-02-2011, 03:36 PM

I'd hand ya a google priority id but WG hasn't sent me any this week

Anyway, good luck yo ya. I have some nice rankings but those just come from hard work.

PornoStar69 · 03-02-2011, 03:46 PM

I know people making tons of money in mainstream thanks to google virtually doing next to nothing.

Those google secrets are for sale at the right price

alias · 03-02-2011, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

I'd hand ya a google priority id but WG hasn't sent me any this week

Anyway, good luck yo ya. I have some nice rankings but those just come from hard work.

http://www.google.com/gwt/n?gpd=prio...8ffs8_NickyGFY

will76 · 03-02-2011, 04:23 PM

I got the #1 ranking for Asshole, but that has nothing to do with the search engines.

Damn BadDog's prices are steep. 10K a day?

pristine · 03-02-2011, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

Both experts meaning him and goodgirl?

lazycash · 03-02-2011, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

I got the #1 ranking for Asshole, but that has nothing to do with the search engines.

Damn BadDog's prices are steep. 10K a day?

plus airfare

Agent 488 · 03-02-2011, 04:28 PM

lazycash comedy relief.

lazycash · 03-02-2011, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

OK, we all got it.
You can move on to the next thread now

Can't blame a guy for trying to drum up some business for an industry veteran.

MikeSmoke · 03-02-2011, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

I'd hand ya a google priority id but WG hasn't sent me any this week

Anyway, good luck yo ya. I have some nice rankings but those just come from hard work.

You hadn't heard? With the debut of their new algo, they're working on a whole new priority id system - but it won't be released until next week. Of course, WG would be one of the first to have the new ones.

Thanks; I have some good rankings from hard work as well and am not looking for shortcuts (although I'd be happy to hear about any that people might have lol); I just want to talk to the person(s) I mentioned about strategies going forward.

BareBacked · 03-02-2011, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Baddog has the top 3 spots for gotwebhost. Just start off with the $500/hour review, you can order the 10k/day work next week.

Sounds like a plan

Machete_ · 03-02-2011, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pristine

Both experts meaning him and goodgirl?

Him and Buddy (the dog)

greg80 · 03-02-2011, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

What the hell, is this a joke???

pristine · 03-02-2011, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg80

What the hell, is this a joke???

no, real offerings.

MikeSmoke · 03-02-2011, 05:38 PM

Seriously, haven't there been enough of the baddog posts on hundreds of other threads?
Do I have to start a new thread to ask my own question again?

pristine · 03-02-2011, 05:44 PM

go with baddog.

alias · 03-02-2011, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

Seriously, haven't there been enough of the baddog posts on hundreds of other threads?
Do I have to start a new thread to ask my own question again?

Baddog is our resident SEO.

You probably can't afford him.

pristine · 03-02-2011, 05:51 PM

lazycash · 03-02-2011, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

Seriously, haven't there been enough of the baddog posts on hundreds of other threads?
Do I have to start a new thread to ask my own question again?

I'm confused, you asked a question and I gave you a great option and you seem to be dismissing it as a joke.

MikeSmoke · 03-02-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

talk to PornGuy

I'd love to, if he is willing to.

WebCashMaker · 03-02-2011, 08:09 PM

I think Baddog is #1 for "nostril flaring"

AzteK · 03-02-2011, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pristine

I had to quote this

DBS.US · 03-02-2011, 10:06 PM

will76 · 03-02-2011, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

Dude you should get 10% referral fee from bad dog. That is some serious coin, if you help sell one of his 10K packages you should get paid 1K.

MikeSmoke · 03-03-2011, 02:49 AM

Hoping against hope that someone who is *meant* to see this, actually will....

Emma · 03-03-2011, 03:57 AM

prices for dumbasses

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

Oracle Porn · 03-03-2011, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

Top three rankings on very competitive keywords. Not necessarily talking about #1 for "free sex" or #2 for "big tits" - but the next level of success down from that.

then I qualify, icq me.

Cyber Fucker · 03-03-2011, 06:58 AM

TRULY successful SEO person does SEO only for himself.

Btw thx for the entertainment! GFY never lets me downs if it's about good laugh.

MikeSmoke · 03-03-2011, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

TRULY successful SEO person does SEO only for himself.

Very true. You'll notice I'm not looking for anyone to do SEO for me. I'm just looking to talk to someone(s) for a few minutes to bounce a few things off of them.

Machete_ · 03-03-2011, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

Very true. You'll notice I'm not looking for anyone to do SEO for me. I'm just looking to talk to someone(s) for a few minutes to bounce a few things off of them.

why would anyone who knows worth of shit talk to you? what's there to gain?

dumbass.

MikeSmoke · 03-03-2011, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machete_

why would anyone who knows worth of shit talk to you? what's there to gain?
dumbass.

1. I said at the start, a consulting fee (from someone who's absolutely no competition to them).
2. What the fuck do you care?
3. A dumbass is someone who has nothing better to do than troll a thread that has lost its "entertainment value" at this point.

gaffg · 03-03-2011, 06:01 PM

seo webmaster resources

HomerSimpson · 03-03-2011, 07:06 PM

there's no money in seo...

and even if there is some...
it's just money

cooldude7 · 03-03-2011, 07:41 PM

i know few things but not all.,

GAMEFINEST · 03-03-2011, 08:28 PM

ill forward your icq to someone I know who is an expert,

MikeSmoke · 03-03-2011, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

ill forward your icq to someone I know who is an expert,

Thanks. Much appreciated.

Agent 488 · 03-03-2011, 10:31 PM

sent pussyserver this thread.

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MikeSmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 3,233	I'm looking to chat for a few minutes with a TRULY successful SEO person... ...about what's currently happening on G, and possible strategies. I'm willing to pay a consulting fee if necessary - but if someone is willing to chat for a bit out of the goodness of their heart, I certainly wouldn't object lol I'm only looking for the true success stories - you know who you are. And more importantly, you know who you AREN'T. Please don't bother if you're bragging about a #3 listing for "sweet asian slits" and a #1 for "jizz swallowing dumpsters with blue eyes and pimples." Thanks. __________________ icq: 541-739-92

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