The Tourist. Worst movie ever? - GoFuckYourself.com

vsex · 03-23-2011, 01:53 PM

Fuck me. I paid $5.99 on Directv to watch it and I want my money back + pain and suffering. What a terrible piece of shit this movie is! I cannot fathom how they can spend so much money, have 2 decent actors and they can't come up with a watchable movie.

Porko · 03-23-2011, 02:09 PM

Yeah, that movie sucks.
let me ask you, why don't you use NetFlix?

TopbucksMatt · 03-23-2011, 02:11 PM

What was so bad about it? I don't plan on seeing it but is it just a really, really shitty north by northwest rip-off?

ottopottomouse · 03-23-2011, 02:25 PM

Not the worst ever but i didn't think it was very good either.

Intrinsic · 03-23-2011, 02:33 PM

Rango was pretty cringeworthy too, whats going on Depp?

Si · 03-23-2011, 02:44 PM

Thought it was pretty good. Not great but good enough.

I suggest you watch Next 3 days with Russel Crowe, that was a really good movie I thought

CaptainHowdy · 03-23-2011, 02:44 PM

There are worse movies...

harvey · 03-23-2011, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by vsex

Fuck me. I paid $5.99 on Directv to watch it and I want my money back + pain and suffering. What a terrible piece of shit this movie is! I cannot fathom how they can spend so much money, have 2 decent actors and they can't come up with a watchable movie.

Angelina Jolie's previous one (can't even remember the name) was hideous as well. Somebody made her believe she's OK for "Mata Hari meets Wonder Woman" roles

Si · 03-23-2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

Angelina Jolie's previous one (can't even remember the name) was hideous as well. Somebody made her believe she's OK for "Mata Hari meets Wonder Woman" roles

Salt?

Haven't seen it. keep seeing it in blockbusters but it looks like one to avoid...

harvey · 03-23-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Si

Salt?

Haven't seen it. keep seeing it in blockbusters but it looks like one to avoid...

yeah, that one. I couldn't even finish it. At least The Tourist tried something that resembled a script. "Salt" is "hi, I'm an anorexic slut kicking asses. Although I look sick and close to death, I can face 100 guys with hi-tech weapons and kill everybody. The End."

Paul Markham · 03-23-2011, 02:54 PM

It wasn't that bad, just the ending was so bloody obvious from the start.

It was badly written.

Si · 03-23-2011, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

yeah, that one. I couldn't even finish it. At least The Tourist tried something that resembled a script. "Salt" is "hi, I'm an anorexic slut kicking asses. Although I look sick and close to death, I can face 100 guys with hi-tech weapons and kill everybody. The End."

baddog · 03-23-2011, 03:01 PM

Have not seen it, but can it be worse than Nights in Rodanthe?

vsex · 03-23-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have not seen it, but can it be worse than Nights in Rodanthe?

You watched that? LOL

JFK · 03-23-2011, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have not seen it, but can it be worse than Nights in Rodanthe?

No, dont think so

bronco67 · 03-23-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vsex

Fuck me. I paid $5.99 on Directv to watch it and I want my money back + pain and suffering. What a terrible piece of shit this movie is! I cannot fathom how they can spend so much money, have 2 decent actors and they can't come up with a watchable movie.

I'm sure half the budget went to the lead actors fees. They're both the highest paid actors of their sexes. I doubt much else was left.

baddog · 03-23-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vsex

You watched that? LOL

Not by choice. One of the pitfalls of having a g/f I guess. She assured me she would not do that again.

sandman! · 03-23-2011, 04:28 PM

salt was better then the tourist its not saying alot im just sayin.

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Originally Posted by harvey

Angelina Jolie's previous one (can't even remember the name) was hideous as well. Somebody made her believe she's OK for "Mata Hari meets Wonder Woman" roles

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ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Not the worst ever but i didn't think it was very good either. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

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Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	Thought it was pretty good. Not great but good enough. I suggest you watch Next 3 days with Russel Crowe, that was a really good movie I thought

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	Have not seen it, but can it be worse than Nights in Rodanthe?