So I just told a girl Im dating I work in porn. - GoFuckYourself.com

mizmiz · 04-03-2011, 06:47 AM

She was shocked, Im not sure she will talk to me again.

vsex · 04-03-2011, 07:00 AM

Links Pulled.

Failed · 04-03-2011, 07:02 AM

Better to find out now, then later down the road when you're invested.

2intense · 04-03-2011, 07:03 AM

u don't work in porn

seeandsee · 04-03-2011, 07:03 AM

Who fuck her, if she can't stand it you dont need it

2intense · 04-03-2011, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by vsex

Links Pulled.

u better pull your sig links

pristine · 04-03-2011, 07:04 AM

did you tell her you work in porn or did you tell her you pretend to work in porn and live with your mom?

mizmiz · 04-03-2011, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pristine

did you tell her you work in porn or did you tell her you pretend to work in porn and live with your mom?

Hi 2010 n00b...

pristine · 04-03-2011, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

Hi 2010 n00b...

that's a yes.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-03-2011, 07:13 AM

You don't "work in porn" if you are an affiliate. That would mean every punjab with a magazine rack in his 7/11 is working in porn too...

pristine · 04-03-2011, 07:14 AM

I think I just heard your mom yelling down to you that it's dinner time

woj · 04-03-2011, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

You don't "work in porn" if you are an affiliate. That would mean every punjab with a magazine rack in his 7/11 is working in porn too...

no kidding, you do online affiliate marketing... and few of your sponsors happen to be in the entertainment industry....

XTCash · 04-03-2011, 07:44 AM

Seriously ...

The biggest mistake that makes a man when he wants to return his love that does not give her enough time to think about what she did wrong. You should give her time to her to think what she did. If you live together, then relocated for some time to your friends or you can move to another room.

You must show her that you can live without it. To do this you must look good. Make a new haircut, buy new clothes. Looks trendy. Meet new people. Be energetic, positive, smiling, joking with everybody. Show everyone that you are not depressed. Go to parties. You can even flirt with the girls, but only a flirtation, nothing more, no kissing and sex.

beerptrol · 04-03-2011, 07:48 AM

you should have waited until the 5th date to tell your blowup doll you worked in porn

mizmiz · 04-03-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pristine

I think I just heard your mom yelling down to you that it's dinner time

Hey man you dont mess with mizmiz cause hes crazy so stfu and suck my dick you piece of shit loser.
and BTW I dont think 195 pounds of muscles looks like that.
Im hot man and sexy. Im so hot I fucked ur dad in the ass.

Paul Markham · 04-03-2011, 08:38 AM

I always told my girlfriends I didn't work in porn.

I told them there was no film in the camera and I was just a perv who liked looking at naked girls. While I was shooting them.

Guaranteed to get me laid.

TeenCat · 04-03-2011, 08:40 AM

i am doing an online marketing, always ...

GatorB · 04-03-2011, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by vsex

Links Pulled.

His his case "pussy pulled"

CaptainHowdy · 04-03-2011, 08:47 AM

I'm an internet beggar ...

mizmiz · 04-03-2011, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm an internet beggar ...

Hey captain what do u tell girls u date u work at?

clicker · 04-03-2011, 09:00 AM

It will be a mistake when they tell family at dinner.

CaptainHowdy · 04-03-2011, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

Hey captain what do u tell girls u date u work at?

Virtual leaflet handler / banner carrier ...

MrGusMuller · 04-03-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

i am doing an online marketing, always ...

Thats what I say to my mom.

But, she has seen some pay checks to some girls/models and clothes to photo sessions.

It would be okay to her if I told her...
BUT SAY THAT TO MY GF.................. THATS A FUCKING DIFFERENT SHIT. HOLY SHIT.

Wharever...

mizmiz · 04-03-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

i am doing an online marketing, always ...

Then she asks, what do u sell? whats ur url?

Screwed Up · 04-03-2011, 09:37 AM

I told 2 girls that I shoot porn, producer + stunt cock. Another girl found out by herself. All 3 want(ed) to be my girlfriend.

Supz · 04-03-2011, 09:38 AM

Did you meet her on Xprofiles?

d-null · 04-03-2011, 11:02 AM

"dating"??

there is your first mistake

american pervert · 04-03-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

She was shocked, Im not sure she will talk to me again.

what do you do in porn? you shoot it? you act in?

or do you just run websites? running websites does not equal "working in porn" unless you think the guy who mops the peep booths when people leave also "works in porn"

CaptainWolfy · 04-03-2011, 11:12 AM

it's online marketing why do they need to know that you do porn?!

_Richard_ · 04-03-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

You don't "work in porn" if you are an affiliate. That would mean every punjab with a magazine rack in his 7/11 is working in porn too...

however, as soon as they hear 'adult' it's game over.. make sure you frame the conversation as 'i work online promoting a few 'mainstream companies names', but just so you know, i also sell some good adult sites if the offer is right'

facialfreak · 04-03-2011, 12:07 PM

Most girls get over it when they see/spend the cheques ...

Give her a couple days to mull it over, and then call her ....

She's either going to want nothing to do with you, or Peter North's autograph!

facialfreak · 04-03-2011, 12:17 PM

One of my corporate clients is a large pizza chain ... so I just tell family and new acquaintances that I am [pizza chain]'s webmaster (which is not a lie).

My mother knows what I do, and is perfectly fine with it as long as I am "not involved with child porn" ... but uncles, aunts, grandmother, etc., are told the pizza chain webmaster gig, which covers for making a "decent" income too!

At one point, my mother and my sister (both between jobs) were submitting galleries for me!! :D

kronic · 04-03-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

Then she asks, what do u sell? whats ur url?

And you give her the url to a dummy site you make up with mainstream links for that express purpose. It helps when traveling and having to deal with customs too.

Hi 2002 newb

L-Pink · 04-03-2011, 12:26 PM

Tell her you're a traffic guru.

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papagmp · 04-03-2011, 01:28 PM

She didn't mind when I told her I worked in porn.......

Actually - I've learned to tell them up front - you would be amazed how many girls just don't care.

Barry-xlovecam · 04-03-2011, 01:29 PM

Lots of fish in the sea

INever · 04-03-2011, 01:34 PM

I only date whores and whore wannabees so who cares.

$5 submissions · 04-03-2011, 02:03 PM

Nice... 400+ views

billywatson · 04-03-2011, 02:07 PM

Welcome to my world.

mizmiz · 04-03-2011, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Nice... 400+ views

I am famous

DBS.US · 04-03-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz

Then she asks, what do u sell? whats ur url?

Tell her you made a simple computer program that runs thousands of Craigslist ads sending visitors to AdultFrindFinder.

What do you do in porn?

AnimeFevers · 04-03-2011, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz

Hey man you dont mess with mizmiz cause hes crazy so stfu and suck my dick you piece of shit loser.
and BTW I dont think 195 pounds of muscles looks like that.
Im hot man and sexy. Im so hot I fucked ur dad in the ass.

Your so hot you fucked his dad in his ass??? WTF

woj · 04-03-2011, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz

Then she asks, what do u sell? whats ur url?

you either tell her the truth, or just improvise, use some imagination, it's not rocket science... tell her you are a marketing consultant and that you don't actually run any sites, if she accidentally one day sees porn on your screen, you can just say "yea, I didn't want to take on this gig, but they paid $100k so I figured why not?"... tell her they are one of many clients, make some fake $100k invoice leave it on the desk... or better yet, pretend your fax is broken and ask her to fax it over from work to a free fax number you setup online.. lol.. etc..

it's really not hard at all...

Sharky · 04-03-2011, 04:06 PM

My girlfriend has no issues with porn, in fact she enjoys all the "Freebies" I get and has her friends asking for some toys too!

marlboroack · 04-03-2011, 05:00 PM

If she doesn't like Porn her vagina smells worse than my asshole

SuckOnThis · 04-03-2011, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz

Im so hot I fucked ur dad in the ass.

This is most likely your problem with women, not that you 'work' in porn.

MetaMan · 04-03-2011, 10:31 PM

Who the fuck cares what a woman thinks?

Send her a random text calling her a different name. "Hey Ashley im totally wasted what are you up to tonight?".

Then ignore her incoming texts.

This will piss her off and i guarantee you will be in control. Women dont give a fuck what you do, they just want to test you to see if they can be in control. When they feel like they have lost control they will be all over you.

cooldude7 · 04-03-2011, 11:17 PM

i tell people ,
i do online marketing/seo,
they ask url , i show them site looks like 90's.

cam_girls · 04-04-2011, 01:21 AM

you don't have to MAKE PORN

to WORK WITH PORN

There's obviously PRIMARY, SECONDARY and TERNARY Adult Industries here!

HomerSimpson · 04-04-2011, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooldude7

i tell people ,
i do online marketing/seo,
they ask url , i show them site looks like 90's.

way to go...

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