Paul Markham is Dead? - GoFuckYourself.com

chronig · 04-15-2011, 07:21 AM

I've been told that Paul Markham actually died years ago. Whoever is using his account is just a stupid troll that somehow got ahold of his account. Can anyone verify this? Seems to make a lot of sense to me.

u-Bob · 04-15-2011, 07:25 AM

R i p

PR_Glen · 04-15-2011, 07:44 AM

who else would take that much time to write 5 paragraph posts all day?

ajrocks · 04-15-2011, 09:05 AM

Lmao! Snap!

fatfoo · 04-15-2011, 09:47 AM

Good luck trying to verify.

seeandsee · 04-15-2011, 09:47 AM

Shit/storm coming this way! All personals to hit exit thread now!

martinsc · 04-15-2011, 09:53 AM

CDSmith · 04-15-2011, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

who else would take that much time to write 5 paragraph posts all day?

Hi there. :D

Tom_PM · 04-15-2011, 09:54 AM

Baby heads make the best floor swiffers.

Agent 488 · 04-15-2011, 09:55 AM

you going to feel when he keels over doing a wolf howling at the moon puzzle today?

asshole.

cherrylula · 04-15-2011, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Hi there. :D

Imortyl Pussycat · 04-15-2011, 10:20 AM

that would be fucking sick and honestly i don't know how everyone else is feeling but fake death threads are not funny so please back it up before posting. not pointing this at you directly but with the losses this industry had this last week, including someone close to me, i demand banning for posting such threads and removal of said threads immediately. sorry i sound bitchy, its been a long, sad week

Agent 488 · 04-15-2011, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

that would be fucking sick and honestly i don't know how everyone else is feeling but fake death threads are not funny so please back it up before posting. not pointing this at you directly but with the losses this industry had this last week, including someone close to me, i demand banning for posting such threads and removal of said threads immediately. sorry i sound bitchy, its been a long, sad week

someone told me on icq chronig died in a tragic bus accident last week so i don't know who is posting this shit. maybe his maid or pool boy.

please hold off on the calls for banning until we can sort this mess out. i will call his mother to confirm.

Far-L · 04-15-2011, 10:32 AM

I am Spartacus.

CaptainHowdy · 04-15-2011, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

I am Spartacus.

A thread inside a thread??

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shade001 · 04-15-2011, 10:35 AM

I've been reading Paul's post for about 4-5 years, trust me it's the same guy.

pornguy · 04-15-2011, 10:35 AM

Paul died years ago. Just never had the grace to fall down.

JustDaveXxx · 04-15-2011, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by shade001

I've been reading Paul's post for about 4-5 years, trust me it's the same guy.

yup

Paul Markham · 04-15-2011, 10:59 AM

Chronig, you and Choker have made the same mistake.

Paul Markham · 04-15-2011, 11:02 AM

No worries, still live and ironing.

Just back from the gym and feeling it.

2intense · 04-15-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No worries, still live and ironing.

Just back from the gym and feeling it.

04-15-2011, 11:27 AM

he posts recent pics, so no, as ive always said markham lives!!

chronig · 04-17-2011, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

someone told me on icq chronig died in a tragic bus accident last week so i don't know who is posting this shit. maybe his maid or pool boy.

please hold off on the calls for banning until we can sort this mess out. i will call his mother to confirm.

charlie g · 04-17-2011, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No worries, still live and ironing.

Just back from the gym and feeling it.

Looking good Paul!

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brassmonkey · 04-17-2011, 09:30 PM

ok thanx for your ironing pic lol

calvinawe · 04-18-2011, 01:58 AM

i can feel the Iron-y :D

JFK · 04-18-2011, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by charlie g

Looking good Paul!

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Yeah , he looks so Natural

Emil · 04-18-2011, 02:29 AM

Confirmed.

nikki99 · 04-18-2011, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

CaptainHowdy · 04-18-2011, 05:43 AM

He just sounds dead ...

04-18-2011, 07:53 AM

paul, i need advice.... whats the best way to shoot someone ironing?

chronig · 04-18-2011, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

paul, i need advice.... whats the best way to shoot someone ironing?

Bruce Willis is dead

DamianJ · 04-18-2011, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

paul, i need advice.... whats the best way to shoot someone ironing?

That's easy, you take a pic 3 years ago and just post it continually. He has that one, the one of him pretending to inject liquid food, and the one of his manwife looking really comfortable next to him with her arms folded.

I've never known a tog recycle 3 images more than Markham.

Maybe he thinks we won't notice his content rotation like he thinks his customers don't?

Paul Markham · 04-18-2011, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

paul, i need advice.... whats the best way to shoot someone ironing?

Put the camera on the tripod, set the timer for 5 seconds, rush round and pose with a silly smile on your face and wait for the flash to go off. Turn off iron first or risk burning daughters only T Shirt.

Never shoot someone with a gun while they're ironing.

It will mean you have to do it and it will get blood on your only shirt.

Double trouble · 04-18-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

JayDeeZee · 04-18-2011, 11:04 AM

I'm not going to risk taking him off ignore until someone posts proof!

DamianJ · 04-19-2011, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JayDeeZee

I'm not going to risk taking him off ignore until someone posts proof!

You may have a long wait my friend!

Django · 04-19-2011, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Chronig, you and Choker have made the same mistake.

porno jew · 10-05-2011, 05:31 PM

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Choker · 10-05-2011, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Chronig, you and Choker have made the same mistake.

No idea what your talking about. Please enlighten me Paul.

Rochard · 10-05-2011, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No worries, still live and ironing.

Just back from the gym and feeling it.

Don't you have women do this for you? I haven't ironed since I was like 16.

BAKO · 10-05-2011, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Don't you have women do this for you? I haven't ironed since I was like 16.

04-15-2011, 07:21 AM	#1
chronig Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,653	Paul Markham is Dead? I've been told that Paul Markham actually died years ago. Whoever is using his account is just a stupid troll that somehow got ahold of his account. Can anyone verify this? Seems to make a lot of sense to me.

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shade001 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 396	I've been reading Paul's post for about 4-5 years, trust me it's the same guy.

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04-15-2011, 11:27 AM	#22
Altwebdesign Guest Posts: n/a	he posts recent pics, so no, as ive always said markham lives!!

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Altwebdesign Guest Posts: n/a	paul, i need advice.... whats the best way to shoot someone ironing?

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