Do You Jackoff Before You Go Out Or Before A Date? - GoFuckYourself.com

marketsmart · 04-20-2011, 03:35 PM

I find if i jackoff before i go out, i dont try as hard to hook up, but i always jackoff before a date so i can somewhat pay attention to the boring shit i am about to hear instead of thinking about all the ways i am going to violate my date later..

whats your style?

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CYF · 04-20-2011, 03:36 PM

I jackoff when I get home from being shot down all night.

livexxx · 04-20-2011, 03:38 PM

before of course, then use a bit of jizz behind your ears for pheromone effect and then when you score you are on your second whang of the night so you last longer. dont they teach this in school anymore?
if you have to jack off after a date then you've lost

brassmonkey · 04-20-2011, 03:40 PM

sure you always take off the first load.

uno · 04-20-2011, 03:44 PM

Something About Mary taught us all that lesson.

Deputy Chief Command · 04-20-2011, 03:48 PM

nah !! never before a date .. it brings bad luck... .. first dates usually end up with sex with me . and only if i have that edge I can get it there.;

if you have a wank before the date .. you dont really care about getting her into bed anymore and you only get to fuck her on the second or third date.. but thats just my experience

livexxx · 04-20-2011, 03:51 PM

It's like making sure you dont go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, then you end up buying all the special offer crap. Having a pre-date wank means you dont end up with the first bird that looks like she might put out, LOL

harvey · 04-20-2011, 03:54 PM

I jack off WHILE on a date

marketsmart · 04-20-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

I jack off WHILE on a date

i like your style....

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onedree · 04-20-2011, 04:10 PM

This certainly explains why most men are lame duds, especially in bed.

marketsmart · 04-20-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by onedree

This certainly explains why most men are lame duds, especially in bed.

because they are not jacking off and therefore last not very long...

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MyCamProfile · 04-20-2011, 04:26 PM

Like most of you cannot get laid anyways.. most of you are old.

marketsmart · 04-20-2011, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MyCamProfile

Like most of you cannot get laid anyways.. most of you are old.

as long as a man has money, he can get laid whenever he wants...

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MyCamProfile · 04-20-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

as long as a man has money, he can get laid whenever he wants...

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That's the thing though. Most of you are old and BROKE.

livexxx · 04-20-2011, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

as long as a man has money, he can get laid whenever he wants...

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my wife just said she disagrees, i have pulled her links

livexxx · 04-20-2011, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

my wife just said she disagrees, i have pulled her links

she has just informed me she has no links

marketsmart · 04-20-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

my wife just said she disagrees, i have pulled her links

time to trade her in for a newer model ...

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marketsmart · 04-20-2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MyCamProfile

That's the thing though. Most of you are old and BROKE.

you can get laid for as little as $10 in some countries..

even at McDonalds wages, paid sex is still within reach...

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marketsmart · 04-20-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MyCamProfile

That's the thing though. Most of you are old and BROKE.

btw, i used to live in Costa Rica and even 70 year olds get laid there even with only a few schillings in their pocket...

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GatorB · 04-20-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

because they are not jacking off and therefore last not very long...

Well if you have to jackoff first to last long it seems getting laid on the first date is the least of your worries.

seeandsee · 04-20-2011, 05:02 PM

I fuck on 1st date so i dont have to jrk just to fill emptyness

Elli · 04-20-2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

she has just informed me she has no links

k this made me laugh

mikesinner · 04-20-2011, 08:29 PM

I'd rather be able to bust the extra nut in bed. Most men don't realize they need to have at least two orgasms in one session to make the experience better for both.

Spunky · 04-20-2011, 08:59 PM

Like my Pappy always said,Never go out with a loaded gun

kevlar1080 · 04-20-2011, 10:21 PM

ha ,thats funny i was just in costa rica visiting a buddy and you're spot on market, try all night for free and fail (hopefully not, free is a good price) or spend the price for a good drink and shoot a money shot in the end...

The Porn Nerd · 04-20-2011, 10:28 PM

No, no, no man! Like the woman I lost my virginity to told me: "You're doing it all wrong".

You have to jerk off before a date, yes, but you STOP just when a little pre-cum comes out the tip. You take THAT and put it behind your right ear (more nerve endings there) but you DO NOT CUM. You want that crazed-gotta-cum energy when you're on a date, just sitting there, boiling underneath the surface. She'll feel it.....heh.

Try whacking it three or four times, stopping JUST before orgasm, before going out next time. You'll be like a fucking, twitching Terminater baby, and chicks dig that.

"What??? Okay Mom I'm writing some dating advice here, be up in a minute!!!"

Gotta go, dinner's ready. :D

NetHorse · 04-20-2011, 10:44 PM

Anyone who contemplates such a decision puts too much emphasis on said date. I go out in sweatpants with a hole where my nutsack is and let it hang out. IDGAF, protip that's how you get your tip in.

mikesinner · 04-20-2011, 10:51 PM

If you're are talking about busting a nut before a date I think you are wrong, nothing wrong with beating up little jimmy to get in the mood though.

blonda80 · 04-21-2011, 11:31 AM

i didn`t had a date in last 11 years ...

TMM_Vlad · 04-21-2011, 11:35 AM

all the time

The Heron · 04-21-2011, 12:51 PM

I went on a 'date' once... she's still in my freezer

brassmonkey · 04-21-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

I went on a 'date' once... she's still in my freezer

did you break her heart then eat it?

PR_Glen · 04-21-2011, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyCamProfile

That's the thing though. Most of you are old and BROKE.

don't worry kid, some day those nuts will drop and your voice will come down a notch and you'll have a girl of your very own ;)

Scott McD · 04-21-2011, 01:49 PM

Before the date is fine.

It's when you need to jack off after a date, you have a problem... ;-)

Seth Manson · 04-21-2011, 02:02 PM

I just cancel the date, stay home and jack off thinking about how much money i saved on dinner and how much I'm not being annoyed by her talking.

Imortyl Pussycat · 04-21-2011, 02:08 PM

i just keep trolling this thread because i want to hear about you boys jerkin it, my favorite thing to watch ever.

thecooze · 04-21-2011, 02:10 PM

I fuck my other girl before I go out............. I think It helps.

thecooze · 04-21-2011, 02:12 PM

On a side note if you don't give a shit about the boring shit the girl is talking about find interesting girls instead of skeezy whores that go out with choads that have to whack it.

digitaldivas · 04-21-2011, 02:15 PM

yes jacking off before anything "girl" related is a good idea imho.

96ukssob · 04-21-2011, 02:24 PM

no fucking way. why? because I keep my mind on the prize.

Pornofreak · 04-21-2011, 02:34 PM

I found jacking before, rubbing a little in my face and pouring the rest in her drink while she's not looking works really well.

Pornofreak · 04-21-2011, 02:35 PM

then no matter what you can say she swallowed.

04-20-2011, 03:35 PM	#1
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Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	nah !! never before a date .. it brings bad luck... .. first dates usually end up with sex with me . and only if i have that edge I can get it there.; if you have a wank before the date .. you dont really care about getting her into bed anymore and you only get to fuck her on the second or third date.. but thats just my experience __________________

04-20-2011, 03:38 PM	#3
livexxx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,201	before of course, then use a bit of jizz behind your ears for pheromone effect and then when you score you are on your second whang of the night so you last longer. dont they teach this in school anymore? if you have to jack off after a date then you've lost

04-20-2011, 03:51 PM	#7
livexxx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,201	It's like making sure you dont go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, then you end up buying all the special offer crap. Having a pre-date wank means you dont end up with the first bird that looks like she might put out, LOL

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,592	No, no, no man! Like the woman I lost my virginity to told me: "You're doing it all wrong". You have to jerk off before a date, yes, but you STOP just when a little pre-cum comes out the tip. You take THAT and put it behind your right ear (more nerve endings there) but you DO NOT CUM. You want that crazed-gotta-cum energy when you're on a date, just sitting there, boiling underneath the surface. She'll feel it.....heh. Try whacking it three or four times, stopping JUST before orgasm, before going out next time. You'll be like a fucking, twitching Terminater baby, and chicks dig that. "What??? Okay Mom I'm writing some dating advice here, be up in a minute!!!" Gotta go, dinner's ready. :D __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia Last edited by The Porn Nerd; 04-20-2011 at 10:30 PM..

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Pornofreak Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 199	I found jacking before, rubbing a little in my face and pouring the rest in her drink while she's not looking works really well.

04-21-2011, 02:35 PM	#42
Pornofreak Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 199	then no matter what you can say she swallowed.