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carzygirls · 05-14-2011, 02:59 AM

HELP!! I'm typing now but I think she is coming down to pull some more shit... wtf... !!

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Markul · 05-14-2011, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by carzygirls

HELP!! I'm typing now but I think she is coming down to pull some more shit... wtf... !!

Fuck her like a man and put her in her place, that usually works for mine when she starts to get too bossy. And she likes that.

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AnimeFevers · 05-14-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by carzygirls

HELP!! I'm typing now but I think she is coming down to pull some more shit... wtf... !!

Are you talking about your mother?

Just wondering who your bitch is?

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Originally Posted by Markul

Fuck her like a man and put her in her place, that usually works for mine when she starts to get too bossy. And she likes that.

Hell Yeah They Do ;)

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clitcartel · 05-14-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by carzygirls

HELP!! I'm typing now but I think she is coming down to pull some more shit... wtf... !!

well my friend have I got good news for you... well perhaps not good news but a worthy theory I have been working on that might just change your life forever. Its my theory on hot blind chicks.

You see after having a fucking mess of a time dealing with yet another psycho I've had an epiphany... I just need to find a hot-as-fuck blind chick... Yep my friend, that's the ticket and let me explain why....

1. she cant wreck your car or any other car because she cant drive... saves buying her a car too and just think about the money you will save on gas. Shit if we all dated blind chicks just think about the environmental benefits... Dating blind is the green thing to do! And her ability to shop on her own with your money would be over with... yep... its all curbed by the blind-chick-cant-drive law that I think every state fully embraced some years ago.

2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats.. she can just get a microfleece at target and stfu. I mean I donno what you guys are spending on chicks but its ridiculous how much their clothing costs when in truth we all just prefer them naked anyways. that culminated with the fact that you probably arent taking her seriously and already have plans to trade her in for a newer stripper with more tread on the tires leaves the hot blind chick still the number one solution to your problems.

3. arguments? they are immediately over... I mean seriously you can let her go for a minute or two but after that its simple... "look, you wanna keep it up? I'l'l move the couch... now what?" ...Problem solved.

4. Bank accounts, browser history, mindless tv shows.... dudes, the list goes on and on... I seriously cant see a downside to a hottie with some vision impairment...

Ill add more later but in conclusion... either tape her eye lids open at the next solar eclipse or drop her like a bad habit and test your luck out at your closest braille institute...

Cheers!

clitcartel · 05-14-2011, 07:09 PM

Im amazed that no1 is supporting this... personally I think I just solved mans biggest problem since we were created... well at least Ive given us an upper hand... hrmmm... I dump this treasure in your laps and you guys say nothing? Im hurt. lol

cam_girls · 05-14-2011, 08:09 PM

I dated a deaf chick and she made funny noises.

clitcartel · 05-14-2011, 08:36 PM

hahahaha... nice.

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Keep your pimphand strong.

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carzygirls · 05-14-2011, 10:25 PM

Just broke up with the bitch... she is crazy as fuckin' crazy comes.

wow... omfg

marlboroack · 05-14-2011, 10:30 PM

Make up sex is more like it.

mavruda · 05-14-2011, 10:30 PM

Take cover!

carzygirls · 05-14-2011, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

Was the sex worth it

varied... yes and no. but not worth it

clitcartel · 05-15-2011, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by carzygirls

Just broke up with the bitch... she is crazy as fuckin' crazy comes.

wow... omfg

the hard parts over. now you need to read above about hot blind chicks and start over!

carzygirls · 05-15-2011, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by clitcartel

the hard parts over. now you need to read above about hot blind chicks and start over!

Yes I read it... terrible suggestion IMO.

What happens when I am drinking on the couch and run out of beer?

Same with food?

I also enjoy hiking, outdoors, romantic dinners... I am brown hair... fit... exercise

clitcartel · 05-15-2011, 11:44 PM

drinking on the couch and out of beer but you're fit an enjoy exercise?

a romantic but what about having her cook your meals?

hiking and romantic dinners with brown hair and a physically fit body.... what are you trying to hit on me now too?

I sense a little contradiction here... IMO

redwhiteandblue · 05-16-2011, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clitcartel

well my friend have I got good news for you... well perhaps not good news but a worthy theory I have been working on that might just change your life forever. Its my theory on hot blind chicks.

You see after having a fucking mess of a time dealing with yet another psycho I've had an epiphany... I just need to find a hot-as-fuck blind chick... Yep my friend, that's the ticket and let me explain why....

1. she cant wreck your car or any other car because she cant drive... saves buying her a car too and just think about the money you will save on gas. Shit if we all dated blind chicks just think about the environmental benefits... Dating blind is the green thing to do! And her ability to shop on her own with your money would be over with... yep... its all curbed by the blind-chick-cant-drive law that I think every state fully embraced some years ago.

2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats.. she can just get a microfleece at target and stfu. I mean I donno what you guys are spending on chicks but its ridiculous how much their clothing costs when in truth we all just prefer them naked anyways. that culminated with the fact that you probably arent taking her seriously and already have plans to trade her in for a newer stripper with more tread on the tires leaves the hot blind chick still the number one solution to your problems.

3. arguments? they are immediately over... I mean seriously you can let her go for a minute or two but after that its simple... "look, you wanna keep it up? I'l'l move the couch... now what?" ...Problem solved.

4. Bank accounts, browser history, mindless tv shows.... dudes, the list goes on and on... I seriously cant see a downside to a hottie with some vision impairment...

Ill add more later but in conclusion... either tape her eye lids open at the next solar eclipse or drop her like a bad habit and test your luck out at your closest braille institute...

Cheers!

This is a good plan, but I see some flaws. You can't really go out and get blind drunk together because she already is (blind). And blindfolding her during sex won't really have much effect. And what about housework - will she ever know when to stop vacuuming?

ArsewithClass · 05-16-2011, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by carzygirls

HELP!! I'm typing now but I think she is coming down to pull some more shit... wtf... !!

Control freeks! I dont like them but there is nothing you can do if you want her, or you're just as bad

Threaten her you're walking, but be ready to do it... have a place to go & a life to live

cam_girls · 05-16-2011, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by clitcartel

a romantic but what about having her cook your meals?

I sense a little contradiction here... IMO

No contradiction. women can be very romantic tied to the oven.

charlie g · 05-16-2011, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mavruda

Take cover!

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Originally Posted by charlie g

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RyuLion · 05-16-2011, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Control freeks! I dont like them but there is nothing you can do if you want her, or you're just as bad

Threaten her you're walking, but be ready to do it... have a place to go & a life to live

Thanks for this..

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Originally Posted by rayadp05

Women - can't live with them, can't live without them.

ArsewithClass · 05-16-2011, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Thanks for this..

no probs

If hes lucky, she shall appologise for being such a tight arsed bitch, or at least say for him to stay & explain to him, its just the controlling way she is.. if hes even luckier, he shall be in another hot country by tomorrow

redwhiteandblue · 05-16-2011, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05

Women - can't live with them, can't live without them.

Can't live with them, can't murder them and bury them under the patio.

ZeroHero · 05-16-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchatpay

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