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marcop · 05-18-2011, 04:54 PM

Entrepreneurs offer post-'rapture' services: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...,6209624.story

From the LA Times article:
"Natalie Jones said the idea of paying someone to send emails to her loved ones after the "rapture" would have seemed preposterous to her a few years ago.
That was before the occupational health therapist and mother of two in Surrey, Britain, became a born-again Christian. She now believes the faithful will be swept up in the skies to unite with Jesus in the rapture, while nonbelievers will be left behind to wait for Armageddon and the second coming of Christ."

The Heron · 05-18-2011, 05:50 PM

I'd rather stick around and fuck all the whores that didn't go to heaven. Virgins are boring.

Zorgman · 05-18-2011, 05:54 PM

What do you do when you get to Heaven? Because it sounds like a place where people "retire" and that's never good.

Socks · 05-18-2011, 06:00 PM

I've always said that hoping for something better than life on earth is the most horribly selfish and ignorant thought imaginable. We live on this tiny little spec of dust floating around an immense universe that's so big we can hardly comprehend it. We live in a time on this earth where we have heat in the winter, air conditioning in the summer, and can travel long distances in comfortable metal boxes by pushing a pedal. We can travel across the world in the span of some hours, and walk in a distant country on the same day.

It's absolutely incredible to be human and experience life.

Yet some people are just waiting for it to end so that their BETTER life will begin? C'mon.

L-Pink · 05-18-2011, 06:03 PM

Go to heaven for the weather, go to hell for the company.

05-18-2011, 04:54 PM	#1
marcop Content Producer Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,143	I Wish I'd Thought Of This Business Idea Entrepreneurs offer post-'rapture' services: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...,6209624.story From the LA Times article: "Natalie Jones said the idea of paying someone to send emails to her loved ones after the "rapture" would have seemed preposterous to her a few years ago. That was before the occupational health therapist and mother of two in Surrey, Britain, became a born-again Christian. She now believes the faithful will be swept up in the skies to unite with Jesus in the rapture, while nonbelievers will be left behind to wait for Armageddon and the second coming of Christ."

05-18-2011, 05:54 PM	#3
Zorgman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,103	What do you do when you get to Heaven? Because it sounds like a place where people "retire" and that's never good. __________________ ---

05-18-2011, 05:50 PM	#2
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,486	I'd rather stick around and fuck all the whores that didn't go to heaven. Virgins are boring.

05-18-2011, 06:00 PM	#4
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,478	I've always said that hoping for something better than life on earth is the most horribly selfish and ignorant thought imaginable. We live on this tiny little spec of dust floating around an immense universe that's so big we can hardly comprehend it. We live in a time on this earth where we have heat in the winter, air conditioning in the summer, and can travel long distances in comfortable metal boxes by pushing a pedal. We can travel across the world in the span of some hours, and walk in a distant country on the same day. It's absolutely incredible to be human and experience life. Yet some people are just waiting for it to end so that their BETTER life will begin? C'mon.

05-18-2011, 06:03 PM	#5
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	Go to heaven for the weather, go to hell for the company.