ArsewithClass

Sign up now at http://www.gspotcash.net

adultzone

A simple question and took to 8 pages what a nice people in here!

RazorSharpe

LOL!!!! She has the look on her face that says; "Where the fuck is this crazy wankers caregiver and how did he escape his ward?" ......

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DamianJ

It's very amusing to me Gary is advertising his site as being 1:1000 like that's good.

http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/2010...gspotcash-net/

ottopottomouse

Keep going. People being indoors posting in this thread seems to be making it stay sunny.

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DamianJ

Ask Gazza to explain the "six niches" on his ad.

That should keep it going for a while as everyone laughs while he explains how he can make up niches like "tour".

rogueteens

Tut! This thread as gone all soft.

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Internet User

5/10.

seriously, is this the best you can get over there?

Altwebdesign

did you miss my avatar ?? potential ralph lauren model right here....

ArsewithClass

Old boring thread...??? Why Altwebdesign?


I think you may find Internet User was speaking about the gross way that the UK GFY residents like to stir trouble, moan & bicker like silly little children.

Ralph Lauren clothes dont make a Ralph Lauren model

Altwebdesign

old? last post was yesterday and i wasnt on here yesterday so i skimmed through and replied just. its a joke gary. myselfs was joking.

Altwebdesign

I've actually spent the last 10 mins or so reading this, (before i made my previous response to gary in this thread) and i must say, its a good read and the improvements you make are 1000 times better, i was actually gonna sign up based on your sales text alone.

Gary: did you make the changes damian suggested?
if not... why?
if so... how have they faired?

Genuinely curious!

DamianJ

It was from yesterday Gary, hardly old.

And it's obvious why, isn't it?

To bump it so more people can laugh at your spaztardness?

No, he was saying all UK people are ugly. Sadly your spam here isn't helping dismiss this myth.

I bet you wear Polo you got from TK Maxx.

:D

So anyway, Gstar, why do you advertise 1:1000 as good on your publicity?

DamianJ

Thank you!

It's very basic stuff I correct. But because Gary left school at 16 to sweep up rabbit shit, he really just didn't understand my corrections.

Altwebdesign

basic or not.... makes a whole world of difference, even if he is going for the amateur approach the bad spelling and grammar is a major turn off, gary i'd seriously like to know wether you made any of the changes suggested and whether they worked or not...

ArsewithClass

I have never made any changes to our websites,so no, we changed nothing that Damian suggested, for the main fact that you should never change something that works, "if its not broke then dont try to fix it".

Our sales are very good, I just wish numptys such as Damian or divvy, wouldnt try & put people off of selling something so versatile & so good. Its a shame

Damian previously asked why our tour site was a niche... simple "reality", it does say on our website. Maybe if people took the time to look through what content is on our tours, they would see its all worthy of adding to blogs & making decent money, I thought thats why we were all here

Altwebdesign

ok fair enough, if its not broke dont fix it, but how do you know its not broke? why not run a few split test? i am willing to bet, that if you made some changes made by damian, maybe not even all of them and just corrected the spelling then 9/10 or even 10/10 people would say its much better, simply because the spelling is correct.... just saying.

Whats wrong with a split test? afterall you run a business and someone has suggested improvement, what if it turns out this improvements increase your conversions? surely its bad business to turn it away?

Whether you and damian hate each other guts or not.... i'd still give it a try maybe you'll become aware of a few broken things. . ???

ArsewithClass

I dont hate Damian? I dont hate anyone? I find myself being placed in a need to explain myself which is not needed.

Our websites are due for another overhaul, when our studio is complete, our livecam site is up & running, our webmaster shall be on site, we can work more as a team.

At the moment, our members appreciate the content, our affiliates are on great stats, some of them 1:800 or better. Im happy until the new make over in probably 6months or so. If webmasters dont want to make decent money from GspotCash because an infuriating liar wants to say this or that about our websites, half of which is untrue, then so be it.

Altwebdesign

ok then gary, was just a suggestion for you, its your business, was just offering some outside advice, one thing i learnt was to be "counter-intuitive" in business, something i learnt from getaltitude.com could of worked for you!

DamianJ

You have changed it, you funny little liar. You added that whole top section.

But more importantly Gary, it doesn't work. As I pointed out in my critique. Something you didn't even thank me for doing.

I'd LOVE you to tell me which of my points you think are wrong and why. Let's look at a few...

a) Do you think putting "leak free tour' as your MAIN USP is still better than my suggestion:

"?G-Spot Productions is proud to offer our affiliates a unique thing in adult. The personal touch. We?re pro-ams ? as you can see from the spelling mistakes LOL ? so you know that you?re really talking to us when you email. This is really us, really our site and really we care about helping you make as much money as possible.?"

b) Do you really think your site is a 'megasite' like twisties? (clue: it isn't. so when you are trying to attract affiliates, you shouldn't start off by lying. People will not trust ANYTHING you say when the first thing you say is SUCH an obvious lie.

c) What does "two collections of niches" mean?

d) Why repeat the leak free tour thing? Don't you understand this is a basic requirement of any site? It's like putting "And you can pay with a credit card". You have good USPs, but the fact you have a leak free tour is not one of them.

e) "Surfers can spend a few hours entertained in the Gspot area." What does that mean?

f) Surely you can see that this:

?By providing fresh, exciting content we keep our members happy for longer. And you?ll be pleased because that content also is made available in our brilliant promo tools.?
is better than your attempt:

"Providing fresh, exciting exclusive content for our members, surfers & you, our affiliates. "

?

Why not prove your sales are good? Post the stats of your biggest affiliate.

No I didn't. You claim to have 6 niches. And one of them you label as "tour".

What is the "tour" niche exactly?

OIC, you have removed that. And now you list *six* niches as:

Hardcore, Softcore, Voyeur, Handjobs, Facials, Creampies, Reality, Pornstars, Gay

aside from your lack of counting skillz, which site has gay content on? Which is your handjob site? I can't see that.

Bless you for trying.

DamianJ

Make your mind up. You just said you weren't gonna change them because they work so well. LOLLINGTON.

Gary, 1:800 is shit.

Why do you keep posting these shit stats? I mean, they are lies anyway, but really?


Post proof that I have EVER said ONE thing that is untrue about your sites.

Just one.

You ungrateful liar.

Also, why do you think not a single person is pirating your content? How does it feel to make porn so bad you can't even give it away for free?

DamianJ

He really just doesn't understand the words I use. He looks at himself's copy and thinks that it reads well. Of which.

This is what happens if you leave school at 16 I guess.

Altwebdesign

i know what your saying damian, and i thought at first maybe gary thought you were taking the piss out of him and being sarcastic with your review, but after reading it, some of the changes are so basic and simple they would probably make a great improvement, he just needs to do split testing. cant become lazy or content theres always room for more, if your satisfied with 1:800 conversions why not aim for 1:600 or 1:400?? maybe damians changes will take you in that direction.. . ??

oh btw damian, email me craig at adultwebdesignuk.com i want to talk to you about this email staisfaction offer you are running!

ArsewithClass

I havent changed any part of that site.. see Altdesign, here we go... Damian, I dont care for what you say or what you do....

Im not goign to thank you for trying to destroy my business!??? You are a penis as said in another thread this morning... selfish.
1) take any hole for a goal, selfish. & 2) piss just to satisfy your own needs, selfish.


I had always had reality in the descriptions... I also had always said, most people, most intelligent people would agree that a pornstar on tour would be filming reality footage & not scripted, acted or set up footage, but as usual, you are just too ignorant to have noticed.

ArsewithClass

He writes, that the crackhead whore, crossed out, makes footage for a website that you shouldnt touch as the content isnt worth it.....

Did he even look at the website & even if he did, would he tell the truth.... doubt it! Or he would have noticed that the content is very good quality, very very real, very very horny & to be honest, exclusive, different & worth purchasing.

This is only one of the lies he told, of which Im not answering anymore due to the fact that you have restarted the prize penis to continue his bickering

ottopottomouse

Ho Hum

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Altwebdesign

from reading that review he posted, i think he has actually looked at your website, im not reffering to the past things he ssid im rffering to the link posted above, i jsut thought it would work in your favour thats all i was saying. . . the content was never brought into question by me, i was simply reffering to the post by damian, end of the day the choice is yours, im not offering drama, just my thoughts on the link and my thoughts are it could be beneficial to you! that is all!! peace!

DamianJ

So you are SO stupid, that when I point out you are on fire, you won't put the fire out and just stand there, dripping flesh onto the floor?

And you have changed it. The whole top section is new, you altered the niches, you added graphics.

Why are you lying about this?

What part of me correcting the VERY BASIC mistakes you have on your site is trying to destroy your business?

You do a good enough job of that on your own by thinking 1:1000 is such a good ratio you advertise it!

No idea what you are on about. Drunk already?

No, you had TOUR as a niche. And everyone told you that "tour" wasn't a niche. And you've changed it. So you can listen. That's good!

Don't let your irrational hatred for me spoil the fact that I did a detailed fix on your site and you are too proud to take the corrections and say thank you.

Can you argue why you shouldn't make JUST ONE of the changes I suggested? Can you explain why I am wrong pointing out your site should not read like an 8 year old wrote it?

Just one will do. Any one.

ArsewithClass

We must be talking about 2 different reviews... the one of gspotcash or the one of arsewithclass?

He doesnt do things for the good heart, if you cant see that he is a selfish individual, then thats life. It was done to make himself look helpful rather than hindering after he began to step over the line in GFY postings... He posted back like a child with... seeeee look what I have done for you... It is drama to wonder about things when you know how these 2 children get with comments. Beneficial would be for Damian & Divvy to stay out of my threads, but of course, that wouldnt be beneficial to them.

To sum up, 1 review to be malicious, 1, the one you read, wrote for selfish reasons to cover the overstepping the line.

Any way.. of course, you got me to answer another post due to reading that you thought the review was not harmful... A needed answer.

rogueteens

Softcore?

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ArsewithClass

Im on fire most of the time... shame you cant leave my threads & posts alone, so I can get on with enjoying GFY & business


& dont post in reply something like " thats intelligent" in your usual sarcasm... Why would I be on fire in the first place, you prize penis. You really come out with some ridiculous remarks & then say that its me thats drunk!?? You are a selfish, inconsiderate, gross, senile old fool

ArsewithClass

Whats yours rogue, hardcore


Why!??

DamianJ

He already linked to it once, I already pulled out the salient points. How can you still be confused?

http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/2010...gspotcash-net/

Free site critique of GSpotCash.net

Wow. This is a long one. I wanted to show people on GFY what I do when I help people with porn sites make more money. One of the things I love doing is copy writing. So I?ve taken Gary?s brand new site, which one assumes he spell checked at least, and have taken it to pieces bit by bit. I?ve tried to explain the mistakes he has made, and then also offered corrections and replacements. On top of this, I have also totally rewritten the copy and included that too. Gary?s original copy is in a block quote:

GspotProductions offers 2 mega sites with leak free tours!
arsewithclass.com //southerncumsluts.com

So, the most important thing you are selling is that your site has a leak free tour? That?s not a good idea. How about a more compelling USP? Try this:

?G-Spot Productions is proud to offer our affiliates a unique thing in adult. The personal touch. We?re pro-ams ? as you can see from the spelling mistakes LOL ? so you know that you?re really talking to us when you email. This is really us, really our site and really we care about helping you make as much money as possible.?

Both mega sites include 2 collections of niches & individual solo star sites.

A) You haven?t mentioned any megasites in the copy, how does the reader know what you mean? B) They are not megasites. That words has a very specific meaning in porn terms and if you use it incorrectly you will piss off affiliates that know what they are talking about.

What does ?2 collections of niches? mean and how can you have a solo site that is not individual. Be definition it is. Instead just cut that whole part, it means nothing.

With leak free tours, you have satisfaction that every visitor you send to us, shall be contented with surfing our network.

Again with the leak free tour? That really is the base standard thing an affiliate will expect. It?s not a USP to crow about. Also, your grammar is wrong. ?every visitor shall be contented with? should be

?every visitor you send us will be more than content with our network.?

However, that isn?t the point. When you construct a sentence it is like two sides of a see saw. You say that BECAUSE of your leak free tours, the surfers I send will be content with your network. Would be better to make sense. So you could say:

?With leak free tours, you know the clicks you send stay on the site.?

or

?Our huge network of sites has so much content, your surfers will stay members for months, making you even more money.?

But you can?t mix them up. And you should shut up about the leak-free tour. Really.

Every website gives your traffic full membership to both mega sites which at present, includes all 14 individual sites which are linked together.

Again, you mention the megasites, but they are not megasites. Try this:

?Our two flagship sites gives members immediate access to 14 exclusive sites. This massive amount of quality, exclusive content keeps the members rebilling and rebilling and rebilling.

Surfers can spend a few hours entertained in the Gspot area.

This means nothing. Delete.

Send traffic today & earn money as your visitors pay for membership.

- Well, obviously they are earning money from visitors paying for memberships. This sentence means nothing either. Delete.

Providing fresh, exciting exclusive content for our members, surfers & you, our affiliates.

Just a total mess grammatically and has no visible point. By providing free content you do what? It?s that whole thing about a sentence being like two things on a see saw. Let me give you an example:

?By providing fresh, exciting content we keep our members happy for longer. And you?ll be pleased because that content also is made available in our brilliant promo tools.?

We offer free clips & previews in wmv & flv format, High quality mage galleries,

*high *image

corner peels & banners, all available for use from our dedicated servers with 24/7 uptime.

-OK. A) What the hell else other kind of server are you gonna run 14 pay sites on? Of course it is dedicated. B) One doesn?t refer to a server as having 24/7 uptime. You would have 5 9s (99.999%). One refers to server uptime in percentile terms, not hours of the day. Also, you?re not selling hosting, so why go into it? Instead:

*We offer video clips in a variety of formats format and high quality image galleries, page peels and banners. Everything you need is there, but if you do need something bespoke, just let me know and I will shoot it for you. We really are just a horny couple having a laugh, so if you need something special, we?d love to do it for you.

We want to give low cost & efficient means of advertising!

Tautology. Low-cost is efficient. And how does your service make them efficient or low cost anyway? Delete this.

Were here 22hrs of a day giving you the commitment you deserve.

First good sentence. Shame it has 4 mistakes in it.

?We?re here 22 hours a day giving you the commitment you deserve.?

Natalie K also has a leakfree blog with pictures & descriptive stories about her week & the content we have shot. This can be linked for affiliate use.

SHUT UP about it being leak free! And people do not need a description of what a blog is. And people definitely do not need to be told they can use promo content. Instead realise the blog isn?t a promo tool and delete that part.

At present we have a couple of new girls started working for us at GspotProductions. We shall be designing their sites over the next few months as we continue to update their content.

This is an OK paragraph. Only comment is that people will be surprised it takes you months to get the content for a site, when you have very little content on most of your sites.

We also have another couple of original websites ready to filter into our collection with no extra fees set in the future.

What fees? Do you think affiliates are used to be charged? Delete the fees section and the filter thing:

?We?ve also got a couple of brand new sites ready to become part of the G Spot Productions network. More on this when they launch.

Our content includes new male actors & some niches that have not been seen as yet. Hoping to set a new area in the adult market, we can offer yourself as an affiliate a decent income with the commitment we can provide. Updating our websites everyweek. We are proud to say that we give our affiliates personal attention & can be reached through email, icq, or over the phone. You can link to our updates page to keep your traffic updated with our recent events, films & content.


Again, not bad. I will just correct the multitude of mistakes:

*Our content includes new male actors and some niches that have not even been seen! We hope to set a new standard in the adult market. As our affiliate, we can offer you a decent income with the commitment we can provide. We update our websites every week. We?re proud to say that we give our affiliates personal attention & can be reached through email, ICQ or over the phone. You can link to our updates page to keep your traffic updated with our recent events, films and content.

However, I would scrap it all. It?s really boring. I would do something more like this:

?Hi and welcome to G-Spot Productions. I?m Gary and this horny lady is my wife Nat. We?ve been running our sites for over five years now and when it comes to amateur porn we know what sells.

We?ve got 14 sites in our network now, with more launching all the time. Every site is updated every single week, so your surfers will rebill and rebill and rebill.

Cos we do this for ourselves, you know you are going to get The Personal Touch. One of us is around 22 hours a day and we always will answer your calls and emails. When you make money, we make money so we really do care about helping you maximise your revenue.

Along with the usual banners, page peels, FHGs we offer something special. Totally bespoke promo content. We?re small and swift. We can make you anything you want to promote our sites. Got a crazy idea involving whipped cream and midgets? Call us up an we?ll sort it out for you.

There is no big brains behind this operation, it?s just me, Gary. and I care passionately about making the best possible porn and making you the most money you can get. So sign up now and grab our content and start pushing hot ?n? horny Nat!?

So there you have it. If you want me to help you make your site's copy less boring, then get in touch.

rogueteens

I just cannot imagine any of your sites being softcore thats all, when i think of softcore, i think of Only Tease, Pin-up Wow, the solarcash sites, ect ... I wouldn't put the Gspot sites on a softcore website. Housewife, british, dogging, hardcore, greedy girl, swinging sites, maybe even cuckolded - but softcore, no.

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NemesisEnforcer

Got a quick answer, huh. You have some good stuff going on.

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DamianJ

Lolling

Gary, let me explain. I meant that YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID that if I set you on fire you would deny you were on fire and drip flesh onto the floor screaming "MYSELF IS NOT ON FIRE".

I didn't actually mean to insinuate you were good at doing anything.

As everyone aside from you can see.

Bless.

DamianJ

Yes, obviously it's not softcore. Just as it obviously isn't gay either.

Gary just puts words he has seen on the internet into his site copy as he thinks it looks good.

ArsewithClass

Like wise with what Altwebdesign has said, how do you know that people purchasing softcore material, occasionally dont like hardcore???


Our pleasurablefantasy website is a solo site of Natalie, some of the content, hardcore, some watersports pee, but most softcore, it sells well as a softcore website.

Maybe webmasters should have given us a chance a long time ago... Were here to make money & not slap everyone up. Not everyone is the same, we all like different things.

We have tonnes of softcore films & photos. lol & dont ask me to make another site with only those..

ArsewithClass

Gay?? what are you talking about? I have no men on men websites, not yet anyway.

ArsewithClass

Hey NemesisEnforcer

I know, crazy isnt it Id had a few beers, saturday or sunday night, lol cant even remember the night & my mate asked a question, I actually said how the people on GFY were so cool & good they would answer it straight away....

Shame on GFYers

rogueteens

I bet you it doesn't. the thing about softcore surfers is that they like page three type content, very soft stuff - Nothing harder than a vibrator at the very most. No men, no h/c at all and definately no pissing!
I guarentee that not a single one of your affiliates are pushing any of your sites as softcore, not unless they are from netp0nd!

I'm not popping at you but Damian has made a valid point about the niches you are trying to push your sites at, you are aiming for the totally wrong markets.

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ArsewithClass

Its ok, im not thinking you were having a go... no need to explain. Its just that I think anyone could change anything on anyones website, even a simple statement near the top of yours.. "are you lusting for these girls etc etc... then it says "these girls are waiting to give"... ??? ahhh so its real time, no, "they have given what you want".

I know its a metaphore, but like wise, I put it to you, add www.pleasurablefantasy.com/freetour.html to any softcore traffic pages, I bet, you get more sales than from other sites.

No need to mention ponders here Althought, they seemed slightly more intelligent than those in the beerandknobs forum

DamianJ

Why THE FUCK do you try and mislead people into signing up by saying you do then?

It's like you saying you have softcore content when you obviously don't. In fact, you don't even UNDERSTAND THE WORD if you think pissing is softcore. Lol.

And saying you have pornstar content, when you obviously don't.



Gary, when you are trying to do business with someone and they lie on the front page, would you do business with them?

I'm trying to help you here and you are SO DENSE you can't even see that.

Sigh.

Clue: Do not lie on your landing pages.

rogueteens

Sorry but no. i just checked out that site and there is not a single picture that would appeal to a fan of softcore porn, i do okay with S/C and have ratios of well under 1:1000 with those sponsors but i wouldn't dare to upset my regular surfers by adding a site so out of the niche. I would however think about adding Pleasurable Fantasy to a site (if i had one) that dealt with amateur female masturbation.
Really Gary, you do need to understand a niche before trying to get traffic for it, that site is NOT softcore and will NOT sell to that market. S/C promotors wouldn't touch your site with a bargepole but the affiliates looking for amateur girl/wife sites to promote would - same with the surfers.

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ArsewithClass

What makes a pornstar? No sarcasm, just answer the question please.

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Softcore cucumbers?????

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At least 4 of the scenes on the first tour are softcore, playing around in the sand, touching herself over looking the sea, a smoking scene, damn theres like 20 maybe 30 scenes altogether in that site that is softcore...

It does promote soft and hardcore footage in a solo site. www.pleasurablefantasy.com/freetour.html

There is loads of hardcore content, but half of it is soft.

ArsewithClass

Its softcore & hardcore... thats a hardcore solo movie, trust me!

ArsewithClass

This scene is from a live camshow, we film them & add them to the website also, this one is a toy scene but some have been with no toys, just tease..

rogueteens

Thats my point and thats why it wouldnt work with softcore traffic.
Damian may be trying his best to get a rise out of you but inbetween the abuse is some very valid comments. Dont try and adversise your sites as being something they are not, Your sites are all within the amateur niche, research it and then adverttise your sites according to whatever amateur sub-niches they fall into. The amateur market is huge, and you'll end up with nice targeted traffic rather than the incompatable traffic you seem to be wanting to get.

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