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Old 06-08-2011, 11:41 AM   #1
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:stoned How to LEGALLY get a 3d tv from walmart for $1

Walmart has a no receipt return policy they will give you store credit for returned items. They will give you store credit at current price even if you bought the item on sale because you don't have the receipt they don't know when you bought it.

Many large ticket items they can actually track back by the barcode and see when you bought it and if on sale they will only give you back sale credit so you have to buy hard to tag items.

so
step #1 buy something on sale for $1
step #2 return after sale for store credit
step #3 use store credit to buy something on sale
step #4 go to step #2

if you buy at 50% sales once a week you will have $2000 credit in 3 months
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:45 AM   #2
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all that time going back and forth you could be working at burger king and just save up for a month or so..

I like free stuff too but shit... hehe
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week 1 start with $1
week 2 return for double store credit $2
week 3 return for double store credit $4
week 4 return for double store credit $8
week 5 return for double store credit $16
week 6 return for double store credit $32
week 7 return for double store credit $64
week 8 return for double store credit $128
week 9 return for double store credit $256
week 10 return for double store credit $512
week 11 return for double store credit $1024
week 12 return for double store credit $2048
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:48 AM   #4
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Walmart has a no receipt return policy they will give you store credit for returned items. They will give you store credit at current price even if you bought the item on sale because you don't have the receipt they don't know when you bought it.

Many large ticket items they can actually track back by the barcode and see when you bought it and if on sale they will only give you back sale credit so you have to buy hard to tag items.

so
step #1 buy something on sale for $1
step #2 return after sale for store credit
step #3 use store credit to buy something on sale
step #4 go to step #2

if you buy at 50% sales once a week you will have $2000 credit in 3 months
Nice try, but you can only return 3 items with no receipt in one year at Walmart
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all that time going back and forth you could be working at burger king and just save up for a month or so..

I like free stuff too but shit... hehe
that is what wives are for

bitches are crazy, i had a gf a long time ago who carried around a black crayon in her purse and everytime she bought something she would put a big smudge on it , then ask for a discount at the till.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:52 AM   #6
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Nice try, but you can only return 3 items with no receipt in one year at Walmart
well i haven't actually tried this method but i did return something one time without a receipt and they made me fill something out but didn't ask for I.D.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:52 AM   #7
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How much are you going to spend in petrol going there every day.
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week 1 start with $1
week 2 return for double store credit $2
week 3 return for double store credit $4
week 4 return for double store credit $8
week 5 return for double store credit $16
week 6 return for double store credit $32
week 7 return for double store credit $64
week 8 return for double store credit $128
week 9 return for double store credit $256
week 10 return for double store credit $512
week 11 return for double store credit $1024
week 12 return for double store credit $2048
why stop there when you can be a BILLIONAIRE doing this for 6 months instead of 3!
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:57 AM   #9
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Nice try, but you can only return 3 items with no receipt in one year at Walmart
http://walmartstores.com/7658.aspx

looks like it is 3 items per 45 days and a manager can still process it by discretion.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:59 AM   #10
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How much are you going to spend in petrol going there every day.
you go once a week for 12 weeks..

Chances are you pass by a walmart once a week , or you are a hermit
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There are alternatives

1) 3DTV SAMSUNG Series 7 50inch PS50C7000. $1

2) 60in Pioneer Kuro foR a LED 3D TV - $1

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Old 06-08-2011, 12:02 PM   #12
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Actually have used this when in high school, some pawn shop had new sealed sony walkmans for 30 but walmart sold for 60.
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:37 PM   #13
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I think Nordstroms has the best return policy, no receipt required and they give cash back. Its a shoplifters dream.
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:39 PM   #14
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We may need a Anal Hobbit ruling on this one.
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:27 PM   #15
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Walmart has a no receipt return policy they will give you store credit for returned items. They will give you store credit at current price even if you bought the item on sale because you don't have the receipt they don't know when you bought it.

Many large ticket items they can actually track back by the barcode and see when you bought it and if on sale they will only give you back sale credit so you have to buy hard to tag items.

so
step #1 buy something on sale for $1
step #2 return after sale for store credit
step #3 use store credit to buy something on sale
step #4 go to step #2

if you buy at 50% sales once a week you will have $2000 credit in 3 months
I don't know. You might be a sociopath.
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all that time going back and forth you could be working at burger king and just save up for a month or so..
Nothing beats honest work!
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:30 PM   #17
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this sounds like fraud, not legal
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What can buy for $1024 that is 50% off and return it for a regular price of $2048 and get store credit? Or am i returning $1024 worth of items?
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:45 PM   #19
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What can buy for $1024 that is 50% off and return it for a regular price of $2048 and get store credit? Or am i returning $1024 worth of items?
well i didn't ever try this and they do have a limit to # of returned items but i would do something expensive like pool chemicals or car parts or something
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Or spend that time building your business and pay for the third tv. If I had that kind of free time I sure as fuck wouldn't be spending it doing that...
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Q: Do you track RETURNS, do you place a limit on the number of returns?

A: In the event that a customer has returned more than three items without receipts within a 45-day period, the cash register system will automatically flag the transaction, and a customer service manager or member of management must approve the return. These cash register messages will remain for six months and will disappear if there are no more returns during that time period.
If you are returning with out your proof of purchase they take your ID information and then it is entered into their big brother system at the end of each day but good try?
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Or create well done blogs... And watch the numbers move in the same fashion.. and in 1 year be making $6K and tell your day job to GFIS!
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well i haven't actually tried this method but i did return something one time without a receipt and they made me fill something out but didn't ask for I.D.
they changed it a few months or so ago. I bought something that was about 100+ days and went to return it. they said I couldn't because Ive already returned 3 things in a year with no receipt and wouldnt even give me store credit

went back a few days later with my gf (we have same addy) and they wouldnt give it to her either because they look up by address and dl #

walmart is catching on
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WRONG
Walmart gives the LOWEST price it has ever had the item for, if you do NOT have the receipt
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week 1 start with $1
week 2 return for double store credit $2
week 3 return for double store credit $4
week 4 return for double store credit $8
week 5 return for double store credit $16
week 6 return for double store credit $32
week 7 return for double store credit $64
week 8 return for double store credit $128
week 9 return for double store credit $256
week 10 return for double store credit $512
week 11 return for double store credit $1024
week 12 return for double store credit $2048
BRILLIANT!! This is the 24 weeks-to-retirement program!!

week 13 return for double store credit $4096
week 14 return for double store credit $8192
week 15 return for double store credit $16,384
week 15 return for double store credit $32,768
week 16 return for double store credit $65,536
week 17 return for double store credit $131,072
week 18 return for double store credit $262,144
week 19 return for double store credit $524,288
week 20 return for double store credit $1,048,576
week 21 return for double store credit $2,097,152
week 22 return for double store credit $4,194,304
week 23 return for double store credit $8,388,608
week 24 return for double store credit $16,777,216

After 24 weeks (less than 6 months) your total is about 34 million USD. If you were feeling REALLY ambitious you could do it for a year and then just own the entire Costco Corporation.

Time to head down the street!



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